The Last Word
Sugar, March 2006
Things are about to get animated - it's Noodle!
Is Noodle your real name?
This is the only name I remember. I had amnesia for a long time, but even though my memory's returned, I can't remember having any other moniker, I think it fits me, anyway, 'Noodle', it rolls off the tongue.
Do you fancy other cartoons?
Erm... no. I like Scooby Doo - but not in that way. In fact, I think that would be illegal.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to a boy?
Pulled his pants down and flung them in a tree. I had my reasons.
If you were a boy for a day, what would you do?
Send Noodle flowers. Although I'm a guitarst in a huge band, it would still be nice to be given a bouquet of blossoms occasionally. Lillies, lotus flowers or orchids are all equally acceptable.
Om a celebrity boxing match, who would you fight?
My martial arts trainging has prepared me for any enemy. So I have no fear of size, shape or gender. I could quite confidently kick the ass of any opponent - Johnny Vegas, Pete Burns, Stephen Hawking..."
Would you rather go bald or grow a beard?
Hmm, both are pretty unusual looks for a girl. Actually if you did both, I think it'd make your face look like one of those drawings of 'upside-down' faces. I guess I'd go bald.
Peter Andre - necessary?
It's not for me to decide the necessity of others' existence. I leave that to the infinite wisdom of nature. Though, from where I'm standing, I'm struggling to find a purpose for Mr.Andre.
Who's got the worst tour habits in Gorillaz?
ALL the boys. Russel refuses to clean up his stinky takeaway boxers. Murdoc smokes and 2D plays with fireworks on his bunk. Do NOT do this. Many times he's burnt his limbs right down to the nub.
What keeps you awake at night?
The sound of fireworks and screaming from 2D's bunk... But also, the sheer joy of being where I am right now. I couldn't imagine a better life than being Noodle, guitar player of Gorillaz. It is truly a wonderful gift.
Is Noodle your real name?
This is the only name I remember. I had amnesia for a long time, but even though my memory's returned, I can't remember having any other moniker, I think it fits me, anyway, 'Noodle', it rolls off the tongue.
Do you fancy other cartoons?
Erm... no. I like Scooby Doo - but not in that way. In fact, I think that would be illegal.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to a boy?
Pulled his pants down and flung them in a tree. I had my reasons.
If you were a boy for a day, what would you do?
Send Noodle flowers. Although I'm a guitarst in a huge band, it would still be nice to be given a bouquet of blossoms occasionally. Lillies, lotus flowers or orchids are all equally acceptable.
Om a celebrity boxing match, who would you fight?
My martial arts trainging has prepared me for any enemy. So I have no fear of size, shape or gender. I could quite confidently kick the ass of any opponent - Johnny Vegas, Pete Burns, Stephen Hawking..."
Would you rather go bald or grow a beard?
Hmm, both are pretty unusual looks for a girl. Actually if you did both, I think it'd make your face look like one of those drawings of 'upside-down' faces. I guess I'd go bald.
Peter Andre - necessary?
It's not for me to decide the necessity of others' existence. I leave that to the infinite wisdom of nature. Though, from where I'm standing, I'm struggling to find a purpose for Mr.Andre.
Who's got the worst tour habits in Gorillaz?
ALL the boys. Russel refuses to clean up his stinky takeaway boxers. Murdoc smokes and 2D plays with fireworks on his bunk. Do NOT do this. Many times he's burnt his limbs right down to the nub.
What keeps you awake at night?
The sound of fireworks and screaming from 2D's bunk... But also, the sheer joy of being where I am right now. I couldn't imagine a better life than being Noodle, guitar player of Gorillaz. It is truly a wonderful gift.