RUSSEL'S FIVE-POINT PLAN TO STREET COOL
TOP OF THE POPS MAGAZINE, OCTOBER 2001
Russel
1. Firstly, I suggest that you try looking at what all the fly brothers are wearing on the streets and then copy them, claiming that it was your idea all along.
2. If that doesn't work, try flipping through the pages of trendy magazines and make sure you're not seen in anything they have featured inside. They only put these pictures in so that they can all laugh at people in the streets who are gullible enough to spend all of their hard-earned cash on the utter rubbish.
3. Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. Try taking a page out of the man from Jamiroqui's book; cover your stupid swollen head in an outsized stupid fur hat.
4. Give an unlimited amount of monkeys an unlimited amount of trainers and one of them has got to look cool, I guess?
5. Noodle assures me that dressing up like a huge crazy Digimon will get you cred anywhere at any time. I don't know what she's on about, but I like the sound of it so I'm gonna go with it!
1. Firstly, I suggest that you try looking at what all the fly brothers are wearing on the streets and then copy them, claiming that it was your idea all along.
2. If that doesn't work, try flipping through the pages of trendy magazines and make sure you're not seen in anything they have featured inside. They only put these pictures in so that they can all laugh at people in the streets who are gullible enough to spend all of their hard-earned cash on the utter rubbish.
3. Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. Try taking a page out of the man from Jamiroqui's book; cover your stupid swollen head in an outsized stupid fur hat.
4. Give an unlimited amount of monkeys an unlimited amount of trainers and one of them has got to look cool, I guess?
5. Noodle assures me that dressing up like a huge crazy Digimon will get you cred anywhere at any time. I don't know what she's on about, but I like the sound of it so I'm gonna go with it!