Nigeria Reply
Dear Dr. Demola
Boy have you come to the right place! My noble assistance is at your service. I'm not sure how you got hold of my e-mail address but I guess my name must be moving around in some pretty high circles. I am more than happy to supply you with all the stuff you need. I'll send you all my bank details, and I'll also cover the money for any costs of depositing all the money in my account, for sure.
I'll keep schtum, for deffo. This is all top secret stuff my end too.
Only one small point. I trust this is all legal. It's just that reading your letter I noticed the phrase "high repute with years of outstanding service to the People of Nigeria and Africa" seems to kind of go against the phrase "nursing plans secretly" and the fact that the money was "Siphoned from his country while he was in office as head of state".
But maybe I'm just being picky. I'm sure it's all cool. I may look like a mug, but I'd actually be a mug if I didn't take you up on this fantastic offer.
Unlike you, I am a greedy man and If I have to ruthlessly trample people underfoot in order to achieve my ambitions then so be it. However it would appear in this case that would not be necessary. I've read it twice and it's definetly 100% risk free. It says so clearly.
Cheers, mate
Murdoc Niccalls
Head Of Gorillaz
Boy have you come to the right place! My noble assistance is at your service. I'm not sure how you got hold of my e-mail address but I guess my name must be moving around in some pretty high circles. I am more than happy to supply you with all the stuff you need. I'll send you all my bank details, and I'll also cover the money for any costs of depositing all the money in my account, for sure.
I'll keep schtum, for deffo. This is all top secret stuff my end too.
Only one small point. I trust this is all legal. It's just that reading your letter I noticed the phrase "high repute with years of outstanding service to the People of Nigeria and Africa" seems to kind of go against the phrase "nursing plans secretly" and the fact that the money was "Siphoned from his country while he was in office as head of state".
But maybe I'm just being picky. I'm sure it's all cool. I may look like a mug, but I'd actually be a mug if I didn't take you up on this fantastic offer.
Unlike you, I am a greedy man and If I have to ruthlessly trample people underfoot in order to achieve my ambitions then so be it. However it would appear in this case that would not be necessary. I've read it twice and it's definetly 100% risk free. It says so clearly.
Cheers, mate
Murdoc Niccalls
Head Of Gorillaz