Murdoc's UK Online Award Comment
Online Music Awards, September 2001
MURDOC: We won what? Four UK Online Music Awards for our part in the diabolical world wide waste of time? Oh. No, no, no, no don't get me wrong I love it online, I really do but I'd better acknowledge the power of magic used to obtain these trophies. It's one of the eleven Satanic rules of the earth that If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained, y'know? So although it was always only a one-goat race it still leaves me to say Hail Satan, the Sigil of Baphomet and www.gorillaz.com! Amen.
RUSSEL: You hanging out with a chicken inside an old van in an underground car park wearing a baggy pair of red tights and some novelty horns does not an award winning web site make, Muds.
2D: I dunno, all we'd need is a web cam and it sounds like next years awards are in the bag.
MURDOC: Yeah, alright Laurel and Hardy, shut it!
RUSSEL: You hanging out with a chicken inside an old van in an underground car park wearing a baggy pair of red tights and some novelty horns does not an award winning web site make, Muds.
2D: I dunno, all we'd need is a web cam and it sounds like next years awards are in the bag.
MURDOC: Yeah, alright Laurel and Hardy, shut it!