Murdoc's Birthday Message
To honor the satanic one's 55th birthday on June 6th 2021, I got the chance to ask Murdoc's former Head of PR and frequent punching bag Mat Wakeham to ring him up for a little offering. It may have cost him his soul and a night out, but I thank him gratefully for the dispatch.
Happy birthday to me. I’m all the 5’s, 55, like Fab 5 Freddy himself. You won’t remember him, but being born on the 6th of the 6th ‘66 gives me a historical overview. Not just that, but it’s a Robert Anton Wilsonesque, come QAnon gone wrong numerological, conspiracy theory piece of high-jinks that hijacks the need to sell your soul. Anyway, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. I’m off down the Freemason’s Arms with Fred Brathwaite to celebrate. Meet me at the bar. Mines a pint of Crème de menthe and a packet of pork scratchings. As you were, till next year. Ciao and arrivederci.
-- Murdoc Niccals. 6th June 2021
Happy birthday to me. I’m all the 5’s, 55, like Fab 5 Freddy himself. You won’t remember him, but being born on the 6th of the 6th ‘66 gives me a historical overview. Not just that, but it’s a Robert Anton Wilsonesque, come QAnon gone wrong numerological, conspiracy theory piece of high-jinks that hijacks the need to sell your soul. Anyway, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. I’m off down the Freemason’s Arms with Fred Brathwaite to celebrate. Meet me at the bar. Mines a pint of Crème de menthe and a packet of pork scratchings. As you were, till next year. Ciao and arrivederci.
-- Murdoc Niccals. 6th June 2021
