Murdoc on Girls
Zoo, September 2005
ABI TITMUSS
[British TV presenter and glamour model]
Murdoc says: "Great! superb! nurse! quick! I've a terrible throbbing down below. ABI? Phenomenon. A real cultural milestone. Everything about her says 'luxury gateway'. Especially in the picture of her standing in front of that drawing of an island."
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
[British singer]
Murdoc says: "Hey look, it's Churchy. She's great ain't she? Voice of an angel, mouth of a sailor. Good strong shoulders, too. She's top. I met her in a club once. She stiffed me with the biggest bar bill I've ever had the pleasure to pay. "
JENNIFER ELLISON
[British actress turned pop singer]
Murdoc says: "Her cover of that Transvision Vamp song was fucking brilliant. I met her in a club once too. Looked like she'd come in just her nightie, poor love. Maybe she was sleep walking."
PARIS HILTON
[US heiress / socialite / amateur porn star]
Murdoc says: "Here's one I threw back earlier. She's bollocks."
KATE MOSS
[UK model]
Murdoc says: "A nice thoroughbred. Nice clear eyes and she wont buck you at the fence.''
LUCY PINDER
[UK glamour model]
Murdoc says: "I always see shots of this one pressed up against another lady. It's amazing you can get girls to swing that way."
CHERLY TWEEDY
[Brit singer in UK girl group 'Girls Aloud']
Murdoc says: "Girls Aloud only really work as a combination. When they are dancing, really fast musics blasting and everything's gone a bit blurry. The illusion really works.''
[British TV presenter and glamour model]
Murdoc says: "Great! superb! nurse! quick! I've a terrible throbbing down below. ABI? Phenomenon. A real cultural milestone. Everything about her says 'luxury gateway'. Especially in the picture of her standing in front of that drawing of an island."
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
[British singer]
Murdoc says: "Hey look, it's Churchy. She's great ain't she? Voice of an angel, mouth of a sailor. Good strong shoulders, too. She's top. I met her in a club once. She stiffed me with the biggest bar bill I've ever had the pleasure to pay. "
JENNIFER ELLISON
[British actress turned pop singer]
Murdoc says: "Her cover of that Transvision Vamp song was fucking brilliant. I met her in a club once too. Looked like she'd come in just her nightie, poor love. Maybe she was sleep walking."
PARIS HILTON
[US heiress / socialite / amateur porn star]
Murdoc says: "Here's one I threw back earlier. She's bollocks."
KATE MOSS
[UK model]
Murdoc says: "A nice thoroughbred. Nice clear eyes and she wont buck you at the fence.''
LUCY PINDER
[UK glamour model]
Murdoc says: "I always see shots of this one pressed up against another lady. It's amazing you can get girls to swing that way."
CHERLY TWEEDY
[Brit singer in UK girl group 'Girls Aloud']
Murdoc says: "Girls Aloud only really work as a combination. When they are dancing, really fast musics blasting and everything's gone a bit blurry. The illusion really works.''