MURDOC AND 2D GO OUTDOORS
TOP OF THE POPS MAGAZINE, OCTOBER 2001
1. Swimming.
2D
I like going to the swimming pool.
Murdoc
That's not an outdoor activity, you muppet.
2D
Why not? I have to go out to do it!
2. Cooking Eggs
2D
Eggs. Cooking 'em!
Murdoc
For Christ's sake, Stu Pot, you don't have to go out to cook eggs! What's the matter with you?
2D
Well, I have to go out to get them. Before you cook 'em, you have to go out and get them. Don't you know anything?
3. Fishing
Murdoc
I do like to go fishing occasionally.
2D
Tut! That's an indoor activity if I ever heard one.
Murdoc
I thought I told you to shut up.
4. Going out with people.
2D
I'm going out with Paula and I love her!
Murdoc
I always prefer to stay in when I'm going out with somebody.
5. Family Fortunes
Murdoc
Listen, who are you? Les Denis? Is this Family Fortunes or something? I can't think of four outdoor activities, and my dim-witted friend here can only just about muster up cooking eggs. Listen I'm Murdoc Niccals, rock star love throb, not Lord Baden-nicker-legs-Powell so stick that up your outdoor jumper!
2D
I didn't know Family Fortunes was filmed outdoors and on location. Are you sure Murdoc? It looks like a studio to me!
Murdoc
Buffoon!
2D
I like going to the swimming pool.
Murdoc
That's not an outdoor activity, you muppet.
2D
Why not? I have to go out to do it!
2. Cooking Eggs
2D
Eggs. Cooking 'em!
Murdoc
For Christ's sake, Stu Pot, you don't have to go out to cook eggs! What's the matter with you?
2D
Well, I have to go out to get them. Before you cook 'em, you have to go out and get them. Don't you know anything?
3. Fishing
Murdoc
I do like to go fishing occasionally.
2D
Tut! That's an indoor activity if I ever heard one.
Murdoc
I thought I told you to shut up.
4. Going out with people.
2D
I'm going out with Paula and I love her!
Murdoc
I always prefer to stay in when I'm going out with somebody.
5. Family Fortunes
Murdoc
Listen, who are you? Les Denis? Is this Family Fortunes or something? I can't think of four outdoor activities, and my dim-witted friend here can only just about muster up cooking eggs. Listen I'm Murdoc Niccals, rock star love throb, not Lord Baden-nicker-legs-Powell so stick that up your outdoor jumper!
2D
I didn't know Family Fortunes was filmed outdoors and on location. Are you sure Murdoc? It looks like a studio to me!
Murdoc
Buffoon!