Loves'n'Hates
Mizz, September 2001
Computer game
LOVE: I like the arcade machine Dance Dance Revolution because the music is great and its good exercise to
HATE: Pong crap name apt name. It does, it pongs.
Sport/Martial art
LOVE: No matter how you may excel in the art of te,
And in your scholastic endevours,
Nothing is more important than your behaviour
And your humanity as observed in daily life.
From the collected works of Charles Norris.
HATE: Pocket billiards. Only boys understand this game.
Food
LOVE: Ginger, it cleans your palette. It's a fact and I hate having a dirty palette.
HATE: Happy meals because they are neither happy nor a meal.
Guitar players
LOVE: Sonic Youth’s Thurston "Need I say " Moore and Gary "Need I Say" Moore from Mr and Mrs Moore.
HATE: Sean "Need I Say Less" Moore from the Manic Street Preachers because he's a drummer and a diabolical wizard. More in this case would be less.
Pets
LOVE: My Little Robot Cat, it makes cat barking and comes box fresh and house trained.
HATE: Elephants, they leave their beer cans all over the floor, steal Murdocs cigarettes and although people say they never forget they do when its their round.
Gadgets
LOVE: I love the JetPack that I bought from Tokyo Hands when we played back home in Japan.
HATE: My duty free laser watch which cuts people in half because the batteries ran out and you can't get them over here.
Clothes
LOVE: My digital smock, it remembers where I've been and has a road map to help me find where I'm going.
HATE: Those jeans with the tops cut off that Atomic Kitten wear because there's nothing to stop them from falling down.
Way to travel
LOVE: First Class.
HATE: I'm fed up with Fed Ex Crate's. Everyone said that it was great when you crate but it's not it's crap, yeah.
Band
LOVE: D.S.B and Smash Your Face. These are both Japanese hard-core bands, one of them plays naked and the others in their pants.
HATE: The Stephen Segal band. I like him as the fighting chef but his music is rubbish. He should stick to what he's good at and go beat up Jamie Oliver.
Girlie singers
LOVE: Bjork because her voice is from another planted and she can lay eggs. 2D loves egg's and Murdoc can teach your grandmother to suck them.
HATE: Louise, again need I say more?
Country
LOVE: France. It's good for bangers and flick knives.
HATE: Country and Western, depressing music for depressed people by depressed people. Apart from Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
Member of the Gorillaz
LOVE: I love 2D, Russel and Murdoc. 2D smells like butterscotch Angel Delight, Russels teaching me how to mix beats and Murdoc's foot smell keeps elephants at bay.
HATE: Mr Maggits the bongo playing ape, him and his mate the elephant were tight fisted thieves and we had to throw him out of the group due to conflicts of personal interest.
LOVE: I like the arcade machine Dance Dance Revolution because the music is great and its good exercise to
HATE: Pong crap name apt name. It does, it pongs.
Sport/Martial art
LOVE: No matter how you may excel in the art of te,
And in your scholastic endevours,
Nothing is more important than your behaviour
And your humanity as observed in daily life.
From the collected works of Charles Norris.
HATE: Pocket billiards. Only boys understand this game.
Food
LOVE: Ginger, it cleans your palette. It's a fact and I hate having a dirty palette.
HATE: Happy meals because they are neither happy nor a meal.
Guitar players
LOVE: Sonic Youth’s Thurston "Need I say " Moore and Gary "Need I Say" Moore from Mr and Mrs Moore.
HATE: Sean "Need I Say Less" Moore from the Manic Street Preachers because he's a drummer and a diabolical wizard. More in this case would be less.
Pets
LOVE: My Little Robot Cat, it makes cat barking and comes box fresh and house trained.
HATE: Elephants, they leave their beer cans all over the floor, steal Murdocs cigarettes and although people say they never forget they do when its their round.
Gadgets
LOVE: I love the JetPack that I bought from Tokyo Hands when we played back home in Japan.
HATE: My duty free laser watch which cuts people in half because the batteries ran out and you can't get them over here.
Clothes
LOVE: My digital smock, it remembers where I've been and has a road map to help me find where I'm going.
HATE: Those jeans with the tops cut off that Atomic Kitten wear because there's nothing to stop them from falling down.
Way to travel
LOVE: First Class.
HATE: I'm fed up with Fed Ex Crate's. Everyone said that it was great when you crate but it's not it's crap, yeah.
Band
LOVE: D.S.B and Smash Your Face. These are both Japanese hard-core bands, one of them plays naked and the others in their pants.
HATE: The Stephen Segal band. I like him as the fighting chef but his music is rubbish. He should stick to what he's good at and go beat up Jamie Oliver.
Girlie singers
LOVE: Bjork because her voice is from another planted and she can lay eggs. 2D loves egg's and Murdoc can teach your grandmother to suck them.
HATE: Louise, again need I say more?
Country
LOVE: France. It's good for bangers and flick knives.
HATE: Country and Western, depressing music for depressed people by depressed people. Apart from Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
Member of the Gorillaz
LOVE: I love 2D, Russel and Murdoc. 2D smells like butterscotch Angel Delight, Russels teaching me how to mix beats and Murdoc's foot smell keeps elephants at bay.
HATE: Mr Maggits the bongo playing ape, him and his mate the elephant were tight fisted thieves and we had to throw him out of the group due to conflicts of personal interest.