hello world. 2D here. ask me anything!
Reddit, June 2017
JinxWuzX: Just how high CAN your pants go?
2D: It depends how much they've smoked.
chohyoyo: How's your relationship with Murdoc these days? I'm surprised you're getting along so well after the events of Plastic Beach.
2D: It's pretty good actually these days. He used to beat me up and torture me loads, but since he got into hardcore S&M he's been beating himself more. So I think we've turned a corner.
IJMiller_: Hi 2D!
What happened when the rest of the band found out about Sleeping Powder? Did they like it?
Also was Do Ya Thing a scripted music video or was it captured on drones like the music videos for Plastic Beach songs?
2D: Russel and Noodle liked it. Murdoc doesn't know yet. He's been in a coma for a week. He got a bit too much sun in Margate. Probably shouldn't have worn his mankini.
TheLaughingBadger: Hey 2D, do you have a name for your dance routine in the Sleeping Powder video? Because those moves were as tight as the jeans you were wearing.
2D: Nigel.
SergeantPepperoni: What's the most interesting thing that's happened backstage with the band that fans won't know about?
2D: I was in my dressing room and I found this little spider on the ceiling. We became pretty good friends. But when I came back off stage he was gone. Henry, if you're reading this, please get in touch.
JinxWuzX: Describe your relationship with each one of your bandmates using one word. Any word.
2D: Noodle: chilled Russel: respectful Murdoc: Help
GamalotGaming: What exactly does Grace Jones have against orange juice?!
2D: Nothing at all. She likes all colours of juice.
Prof_Gutnacht: Hey 2D, what did you have for breakfast today?
2D: Haven't had any. Can you please send me some food? Murdoc has locked me in my room. The only thing in here to eat is a cactus, and I'm really fond of him. Eating him would hurt me a lot more than it would him.
Samuscus: WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SEXC
2D: I'm scared.
Thesexyhobo: how did you pass the time while inside that whales stomach? I'm sure wifi isn't very good in there.
2D: Thank you for your question. I had trouble finding a wifi signal. So at first I felt quite lonely. But I started to enjoy a bit of me-time in the end. Even wrote a few songs using the rib cage as a xilophone. Have I spelt xlyophone right? Xylofone. Hang on...
2D: Just looked it up in the dictionary. Xylophone. See ya.
H3IST: Hi 2D. Have you ever considered popping some fake eye contacts in? They might be a bit goggly but that ought to help your image with the kids what with not looking like a demon
2D: I like having black eyes because the colour black goes with everything, so it's easy to match to outfits. If I had green eyes they would clash with my hair.
HlHunter: How's Cyborg Noodle?
2D: In pieces. Dismantled in the house. Noodle is using her head as a pot plant.
gorillazecuador: How many times have u fallen in love?? Cheers.
2D: I fall in love quite often. But due to my poor eyesight, sometimes with the wrong people. The other day I fell in love with a beautiful lady, until someone told me it was actually a hatstand. It was a shame cos our first date was going really well. Until they told me at the cinema I wasn't allowed to bring a hat stand in with me.
acornier: What is your favorite thing about yourself and why?
2D: I like my legs cos they get me places. Like the toilet when I need a wee. And back to my room after I've done a wee. And also other places, like Slough. I've never been but it's on my bucket list. I've got a really long bucket list, my dream is to see all the types of buckets of the world before I die.
just_backaway_slowly: Hello 2D, what is your favorite horror movie/zombie film? _^ ( sorry if it's a stupid question )
2D: Shrek 2.
MCForklift: 2D, is it possible to buy paint the colour of your hair and cover everything I own with it?
2D: Are you ok?
Chicken_Wafflez: 2D, what is the most inspirational quote you can think of?
2D: "Don't follow your dreams because if you get what you dream about then you'll have no more dreams." Murdoc Niccals
hologay: 2D, do dermatologists hate you?
2D: Some of them. How did you know about this?
Starryeyedartist61: 2D, why are you so scared of whales?
2D: Because dragons live in Wales.
cherryadefountain: 2D, how's the process of finding yourself going?
2D: Still looking.
bicycle: Hey 2D, what's the most recent thing you've learned?
2D: The time. It's 4.45pm.
KPT55: How do you respond to people who complained that there wasn't enough of you on Humanz?
2D: I didn't realise anyone would miss me. Well that's what Murdoc said. Anyway, Sleeping Powder is out now. I hope you like it.
Socio_: Hey 2D, what was your inspiration for Sleeping Powder?
2D: Sleep.
southparkchef: How did you find the spirit house ?
2D: Ghougle maps.
WillowTea: Hey 2D! To you, what is the best way to relieve stress?
2D: Crying helps. Best to get it all out. If you don't cry then your brain will drown in tears.
ChrisBCreme: What are you listening to right now?
2D: Tinnitus. I've got tinnitus from Demon Dayz.
luna-aurora: Have you had a nice day today?
2D: Better than yesterday. But it's tomorrow I'm really worried about.
kaitlyndances: What are your favorite hobbies to do when you're not touring and making music?
2D: I like cats. Although they don't always like me. I've met lots. I'm sure the right one is out there somewhere.
Amayac: 2D what's your favorite food?
2D: Eggs. Fresh ones preferably. But if I can't find fresh ones, then stale.
Jumbo_Elektro: Are you coming to BRAZIL?
2D: Ok. Where is it?
OliGreenaway: How was Demon Dayz?
2D: It was nice of Damon to join me on stage. Although his dancing needs a bit of work. I cried a lot afterwards. And then had some chips. Which my salty tears seasoned nicely.
2D: It depends how much they've smoked.
chohyoyo: How's your relationship with Murdoc these days? I'm surprised you're getting along so well after the events of Plastic Beach.
2D: It's pretty good actually these days. He used to beat me up and torture me loads, but since he got into hardcore S&M he's been beating himself more. So I think we've turned a corner.
IJMiller_: Hi 2D!
What happened when the rest of the band found out about Sleeping Powder? Did they like it?
Also was Do Ya Thing a scripted music video or was it captured on drones like the music videos for Plastic Beach songs?
2D: Russel and Noodle liked it. Murdoc doesn't know yet. He's been in a coma for a week. He got a bit too much sun in Margate. Probably shouldn't have worn his mankini.
TheLaughingBadger: Hey 2D, do you have a name for your dance routine in the Sleeping Powder video? Because those moves were as tight as the jeans you were wearing.
2D: Nigel.
SergeantPepperoni: What's the most interesting thing that's happened backstage with the band that fans won't know about?
2D: I was in my dressing room and I found this little spider on the ceiling. We became pretty good friends. But when I came back off stage he was gone. Henry, if you're reading this, please get in touch.
JinxWuzX: Describe your relationship with each one of your bandmates using one word. Any word.
2D: Noodle: chilled Russel: respectful Murdoc: Help
GamalotGaming: What exactly does Grace Jones have against orange juice?!
2D: Nothing at all. She likes all colours of juice.
Prof_Gutnacht: Hey 2D, what did you have for breakfast today?
2D: Haven't had any. Can you please send me some food? Murdoc has locked me in my room. The only thing in here to eat is a cactus, and I'm really fond of him. Eating him would hurt me a lot more than it would him.
Samuscus: WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SEXC
2D: I'm scared.
Thesexyhobo: how did you pass the time while inside that whales stomach? I'm sure wifi isn't very good in there.
2D: Thank you for your question. I had trouble finding a wifi signal. So at first I felt quite lonely. But I started to enjoy a bit of me-time in the end. Even wrote a few songs using the rib cage as a xilophone. Have I spelt xlyophone right? Xylofone. Hang on...
2D: Just looked it up in the dictionary. Xylophone. See ya.
H3IST: Hi 2D. Have you ever considered popping some fake eye contacts in? They might be a bit goggly but that ought to help your image with the kids what with not looking like a demon
2D: I like having black eyes because the colour black goes with everything, so it's easy to match to outfits. If I had green eyes they would clash with my hair.
HlHunter: How's Cyborg Noodle?
2D: In pieces. Dismantled in the house. Noodle is using her head as a pot plant.
gorillazecuador: How many times have u fallen in love?? Cheers.
2D: I fall in love quite often. But due to my poor eyesight, sometimes with the wrong people. The other day I fell in love with a beautiful lady, until someone told me it was actually a hatstand. It was a shame cos our first date was going really well. Until they told me at the cinema I wasn't allowed to bring a hat stand in with me.
acornier: What is your favorite thing about yourself and why?
2D: I like my legs cos they get me places. Like the toilet when I need a wee. And back to my room after I've done a wee. And also other places, like Slough. I've never been but it's on my bucket list. I've got a really long bucket list, my dream is to see all the types of buckets of the world before I die.
just_backaway_slowly: Hello 2D, what is your favorite horror movie/zombie film? _^ ( sorry if it's a stupid question )
2D: Shrek 2.
MCForklift: 2D, is it possible to buy paint the colour of your hair and cover everything I own with it?
2D: Are you ok?
Chicken_Wafflez: 2D, what is the most inspirational quote you can think of?
2D: "Don't follow your dreams because if you get what you dream about then you'll have no more dreams." Murdoc Niccals
hologay: 2D, do dermatologists hate you?
2D: Some of them. How did you know about this?
Starryeyedartist61: 2D, why are you so scared of whales?
2D: Because dragons live in Wales.
cherryadefountain: 2D, how's the process of finding yourself going?
2D: Still looking.
bicycle: Hey 2D, what's the most recent thing you've learned?
2D: The time. It's 4.45pm.
KPT55: How do you respond to people who complained that there wasn't enough of you on Humanz?
2D: I didn't realise anyone would miss me. Well that's what Murdoc said. Anyway, Sleeping Powder is out now. I hope you like it.
Socio_: Hey 2D, what was your inspiration for Sleeping Powder?
2D: Sleep.
southparkchef: How did you find the spirit house ?
2D: Ghougle maps.
WillowTea: Hey 2D! To you, what is the best way to relieve stress?
2D: Crying helps. Best to get it all out. If you don't cry then your brain will drown in tears.
ChrisBCreme: What are you listening to right now?
2D: Tinnitus. I've got tinnitus from Demon Dayz.
luna-aurora: Have you had a nice day today?
2D: Better than yesterday. But it's tomorrow I'm really worried about.
kaitlyndances: What are your favorite hobbies to do when you're not touring and making music?
2D: I like cats. Although they don't always like me. I've met lots. I'm sure the right one is out there somewhere.
Amayac: 2D what's your favorite food?
2D: Eggs. Fresh ones preferably. But if I can't find fresh ones, then stale.
Jumbo_Elektro: Are you coming to BRAZIL?
2D: Ok. Where is it?
OliGreenaway: How was Demon Dayz?
2D: It was nice of Damon to join me on stage. Although his dancing needs a bit of work. I cried a lot afterwards. And then had some chips. Which my salty tears seasoned nicely.