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Gorillaz Messageboard, July 2003
Russel: Whose hunting mooses?
Chickengirl: i huntin mooses... mooses can be ver destructive sumtimes....yesh... they are big and huge and like to smoosh chickens!!!
Russel: Hey Russ! How the audition go?
Chickengirl: o.o why are u...talking to yourself.....?
Russel: I was just hoping someone would ask me.
Chickengirl: oh... okay.......heee heee.. im talking to a Gorillaz member and i don't even relize it, so uh, russ, hows it going....?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: RUSSEL!!! *leaps out of nowhere* WHERE'S DEL?!!??! *glomps the hell out of her Del plush*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: O_O You made a Obesessor Happy today. And I was depressed today. Wow. I THANK YOU CHICKY!!! *hugs Russ**looks around for Del* Hereeee ghosty ghosty ghosty....
Murdoc: Russel went for an audition for the Hulk film. But he never got the part. too weedy.
Chickengirl: o.o so um...... whre is everybooody else...russel.......er.....gee...i i have so many questions but im making myself look like a total idiot right now....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Murdoc you god damn.....massively seksy rock god. *hugs you* Your band rules. Are you almost done that movie? I've been drinking nonstop!!!
Chickengirl: GAH!!!! O.O IST MURDOC!!!
Russel: I could kick Eric Bana's ass any day.
Magical kitten: *gasp* russel and murdoc are here. yay. *waves* hello. ^_^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: The band is on the band is on!! They're comin on they're comin on! *Dances to Clint* Whoo! I feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! *huggles Russ and Muds* Where's my boy 2D at?
Murdoc: Not when he was in Chopper. Anyway I heard they say if they did Hulk the musical on Broadway, they'd be happy to paint you green, stick you in a dress and watch you dance.
Magical kitten: yo. ash. calm down. dont scare the guys. O_o
Chickengirl: ...........that would be funny........erm... o_O i don't know what to say...... ...um... is murdoc even awarre of our presense....? did i spell that right...?
Magical kitten: murdoc, thats mean. but kinda funny. but still mean.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Scare them!? SCARE THEM?! *Shakes Kitten and Chicky* WE'RE THE ONLY ONES ON!!!! Don't you get it? I'm an obesessor thats been locked from Gorillaz for MONTHS. I DESERVE to scare them!!! *hugs Muds* *Sniffs* He's been drinking again. Isn't THAT new?
Chickengirl: *raises hand * heyyyyyyy murodc. wehre be everyboody else..?? i would die if Noodle came on...mabye not but i'd be pretty exited... mmmmyep.
Magical kitten: *is shaked* O_o erm....calm down? dont hurt me. *cowers behind someone*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: You know....Chicky, this is where I would SMITE you. Unfortuantly I am not God *Not that I WANT to be* Anyway. Who cares if they notice us. We can see them. They are here. They are ALIVE FROM THE GRAVE!! Wait...that's D....FROM THE WINNEBAGO!! FROM THE X_BOX! FROM EVERYTHING!!! *hugs Chicky and cries*.....I've never been so happy.
Magical kitten: *huggles murdoc and russel* yay. now 2D and noodle just need to show.
Russel: Murdoc tried auditioning for the Darkness. They said he was too old to even appear in the video. They're old school metal, but you know, not that old.
Magical kitten: She has seen the Gorilalz after long while. your mission in life is now complete. you may die peacefully.
Chickengirl: ^_^ yesh, i am very happy too, i shouldn't be so um... i guess selfish that the they aren't really paying attention to us, and i should be happy that they are at least here, WHICH I AM VERY MUCH!!!! WEEEEE THIS IS ALL OF WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED!!!! * flies around the room like a potaoe*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Blah...Blah blah...Don't tell me you guys left us already!!! ;_;...I didn't get to say hi to 2D and Konnichiwa to Noodle....-_-...Curse my luck. Curse me satan SACRIFICE ME TO THE HELLS WILL YOU!
Magical kitten: OUCH! thats harsh....
Chickengirl: thats interesting.... hey, do u people have any idea when exactly the movie is gonna come out..? liek mabye what month... or is it still too early to determine that?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Wow Russ. You just...pop out of no where don't you? Sooooooo....Did D remember his lines?
Chia: Why, why why ??!! I hang around here all day, then I go out in the sunshine, then they turn up! This always happens to me!! Proof, if proof were needed, that sunshine is evil and should be banned.
Chickengirl: GAH!!!! DUN LEAVE US!!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUU!! *cling ontu empty air*
Murdoc: I told you proper rock would make a comeback. You gotta get hip to the hop, Russ.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Chia!!! You made it!! Another one of the luckys to reach Murdoc's God-like body, Russ's mind, Del's.....I won't say that for the sake of everyone else and my life..*giggles madly*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Very right Muds. Can everyone calm down now before we ALL scare them off? *dances* Hip Hop, A hippity hop to the hip hip hop....I'll stop now..
Chickengirl: ehehe..................... o.o
Magical kitten: O_o that was amusing.....
Murdoc: Hey Koltegeizt. What's the biggest drink you ever made?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sighs* *Screams* The rock god answered me. Ok. Um...biggest drink....That'd be hard to say really.... *Coughs* By the way. you forgot the R. Just call me Ash!! ^_^ I think you'll remember me from the chatomatic. " Murdoc's band! Murdoc's band! We love Murdoc's band!" Little refreshener?
Chickengirl: i discovered them first!!!!! weeeee! russ directed his first post to me...!!!
*shoots self for extreame stupidity and shelfishness*
Chia: Oh, darn. Captain Howdy's gonna be gutted ! Hey Russ! Hey Murdoc! Wow. Jus' like the old days.
Magical kitten: O_o wow. hyperactivness.....*is dizzy*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Eh...*shoots Chicky and sacrifices Kitten* *coughs* Anyway...biggest drink...What category really? Vodka? Margaritas? Hm...Or that volcano of soda I made last night...
Chickengirl: ok, that won't happen again... alchohol ish icky, i do like champane.... and balini's... i lurve the bilinis.. so tastay!!!
Magical kitten: O_O i am not to be sacraficed. im a nice kitty-girl. you dunt wanna sacrafice me. i'll shut up now.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *shoves a bottle of vodka down Chick's throat* Muhah! Now that you are no longer sober, DROP DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND BOW TO THE ROCK GOD!!!
Russel: Man! I'm getting through those new I-pods like nobodies business. I've got nearly 400gb of the history of Hip-hop scattered over ten of those babies. I'm thinking of sampling the whole lot and condensing the sound down to one single snare beat. That'd be awesome! The history of Hip-hop in one beat.
Chickengirl: is shotted......O.o.. hey!!! u can't hog him all to yerslef just because he answered u!!!!!!! *flies at ash like a tangerine!!!*
Ash_D_Koltergeizst: Beat....Beat...I heard beat...is there rhythm with that beat?? IS THERE WORDS WITH THAT BEAT!! I AM THE LIFE OF MUSIC! *pants* Somebody put headphones on my before I go balistic!
Chickengirl: O.O I HAVE AIN iPOD TOOO!!! ..... i hacve the er... 15GB.. one.. myep, i reckon i have at least... 600 songs.. wee. i still have aloot more space....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Beat....Beat...I heard beat...is there rhythm with that beat?? IS THERE WORDS WITH THAT BEAT!! I AM THE LIFE OF MUSIC! *pants* Somebody put headphones on my before I go balistic! Wait a minute.....Chicky. FIrst you're flying like a vegatable, now its a fruit. MAKE UP YOUR BLOODY MIND!
Magical kitten: *chucks headphones at ash*
Chia: The history of Hip-hop in one beat. Wow.... that'd be coool ...
Murdoc: Belini's, white Russians, Black Russians, and of course i'm a sucker for a nice Zombie. Cracked ice, rum...Yeah 'triffic.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: I have maybe...three IPods....I have no clue what the hell I did with them either. Maybe 2D has them....Or my dog....You never know what Stuff is up to these days. Once he walked off with my G-Sides cd!! I about went balistic over that. Here I was sitting writing fanfics and my dog walks up to me, barks, and has my cd in his jaws. Ugh....*Shivers*
Chickengirl: O.O..... coughs up vodka and slowly crawls away from ash* ....i wish iPods would coem in colour... i heard the new ones were BUT THEY NEVER DID!!!!! *dam*n MAC and their not making new iPods colours-ness
Chia: White Russians are evil Murdoc. They make your brain melt.
Murdoc: *licks her lips and flops down next to Murdoc* Tell us more!! *_*
Chickengirl: i just like belini's.... they are mighty tastay..... alcohol makes me hyper.....
Magical kitten: ._. was the cd ok?
Ash_D_Koltergeizst: Hey! White Russians are beautiful! Let the rock god be! This is his board! *Or is it Russels....* Oh hell. Sacrifice you to satan I will! White Russians are evil, but they are good Evil. Like Muds for example. Ask him to shag and if you're beautiful
you'll get a shag and your purse taken *coughs* No offense Muds
Magical kitten: wow. my computer is slow as crap. T_T
Russel: Listening to some new sounds. Dizzie Rascal's tune is busting!
Chia: *blinks* and you are...? EDIT: That was to Koltergeist, for being cheeky ;)
Ash_D_Koltergeizst: Chia listen for pete's sake. Listen to the beat Russ is making......Hey wait a second. He's trying to hypontize me. Hey Russ! You never answered me!! Where's Del at?
Magical kitten: um....*confused*
Chickengirl: ......anymoose... um.......speaking of different um. alcoholic beverages.... have u peole started to record the new cd yet..... is that what kitten is kinda asking.. er.......+__+
Murdoc: Hey Ash. Don't worry, no offence taken.(cough).....Er lend us a fiver would ya?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *cough* ME? Well. I'm (said by Ryo/Bowser) to be number one Gorillaz Obsessor. *sticks tongue out* Anyway, Who are you? I take it we haven't met. *bows* Just call me Koltergeizt. Ash, Diez Koltergeizt.
Magical kitten: *grins* ash lurves del.
Chia: Don't Ash, he still owes me a tenner from before 'Clint Eastwood' came out.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Yes. Even Murdoc knows me. *hands a fiver* *blinks for a second*....Russel is obviously ignoring me eh? Oh well. At least Muds ain't. So, hit dullard lately or are you saving your punches for the movie?
Magical kitten: ........no........O_o dont confuse me! *has mental breakdown*
Russel: Del's sleeping. He gets crazy if you don't give him around 20 hours kip a day.
Chickengirl: mmmmmyep, hehe if only Bowser was here,.....i think he is dead now.... mabye he killed himself... sorry ash.... i just sumtimes get angry at Bowser.....
kawaii-chan: Aww... hello? Did i miss sumthin important? I slept till 5:00 pm (which is 20 min ago), Has anything happened? *yawn*
Chia: *points out Russel and Murdoc for Kawaii-chan's benefit* No, nothing much has happened.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *shivers* Deeeeelllll. I LURVE Del ^_^. My wuv duv Ghosty boy ^_____^ YES! Del rocks! Del is the next step into evolution! Let's all rap with Del! *shoves a vodka in her mouth and ties herself in a straight jacket so she doesn't loose control* Hey Muds. How come you're talking to me? Everyone else is getting Jealous! *not that I don't mind your attention* *grins evilly* HAIL satan!
Murdoc: Hey Russ? Where your eel at? Where your eel?
Chickengirl: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!
Russel: Don't play with me Muds. My granma gave me that eel. Cartoon or no cartoon you can't go burning wildlife.
Chia: So, lads, did you get annoyed with all the rantings about "how it's not Gorillaz any more" or were you just feeling like being nice to us all today? ;)
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: YEA!! EEEL! EEL!! *Dances around Murdoc* *mocks 2D* B-But Muds! It's so slippery I can't- I can't catch it!! *hugs the sleeping Del* 20 Kips a day eh? Wow....You MUST be tired.
Chickengirl: .... i like eel steak on steamed rice.... oh and, I WOULD LIKE SUM ATTENTION TOOOOO!!!
Magical Kitten: *looks around* wow. this gorillaz apperance has messed with ash's brain. ^_^ i want a stiaght jaket! can i have one, too? and the white padded walls. *looks hopefull*
kawaii-chan: WHOA! RUSS! MURDOC! Aww... *speechless*
Chickengirl: 2-d ish so adorbale when he says that... where ish the little bugger anyways.... o.o
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Crazy? CRAZY! You hAVE NO IDEA WHAT CRAZY IS TO ME!!! *clings to Del* See? I'm a ghost too! That means I can TOUCH you! Muhah! Del is mine Russ! You don't mind me taking him off your hands---er head---for a while do ya *_*
Magical kitten: *nods in agreement* wheres 2D?
Chia: Yeah, where is num-nuts?
Murdoc: Hey magical kitten. If your computers running a bit slow maybe you could come to my winnebago...er...workshop and we could install an upgrade...Or something?
Magical kitten: *inches away form ash* you are now offically scareing me. *bounds around* ^_^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: YES! GO MAGICAL KITTEN! *whispers to Murdoc* Show her what you've got man! *coughs*....An upgrade is definately what she needs...Though I don't think it's the "technical" upgrade ^_~
kawaii-chan: The Eel.. I hate eating eels... I still don't get that Gorilla bite. why does 2D want to kill the eel at the beginning, and when russ does, he stops wanting that?
Chickengirl: T_T..........my compuster ish......um.......fast... i have AOL fastness speed 8.0 i dunno... but does anyboody care nuuuuuu!!!!!!! *shoots self with a moose gun*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *leaps* *waves a Murdoc,Russ,and Del flag* Even though I hate cheerleaders We've got to cheer! Murdoc, Del, Russ is here! Hip hop hippity hop to the hip hip hop HURRAY! .....*cough* Let's ALL get an upgrade*
Chickengirl: x_X *twitch twitch*
kawaii-chan: *wants to throw her pc outta the window* aww.. this is soooooo slow, and crashing so often.. DAMN!! SO EIN VERDAMMTER SCHEISS!!!!!!! MISTDING!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey Muds. Guess you still have some loving fans still after all this time! We'll be with ya to the end!! ^_^ No doubt on that! RIGHT GUYS? Let's ROCK this world!!!
2D: Hey Murdoc! Where's my hat. I wanna go fishing and I can't find my fisherman's hat.
Magical kitten: *shifty eyes* erm....O_o i get the feeling you dont mean computer upgrade.... lol and ash, whats that suppost to mean? are u hinting something? XD lead the way murdoc! XD
Chickengirl: EXACTALY!!!! I WULL NEVER STOP BEING A GORILLAZ FAN NEVERRRR!!! IM TOO SICKLY OBSESSED TO STOP BEING ONE!!!!!!!!
Magical Kitten: o_o i wanna go fishing....*cling* take me!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sCREAMS* 2DD!!1 *plows into him and glomps him to death* YOU'RE ALIVE! MUDS HASN'T KILLED YOU YET! AND YOUR OURS!!!!!!! *huggles D and gives him a new hat*
Chickengirl: GAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOW 2-D ISH ON!!!! *DIES* HI 2-D!!!!! *PUSHES EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY*
Chia: *sulking* That's OK, boys, just ignore me, I've only been here since the beginning... I'll only be here until the end... I'll just mindlessly click the 'refresh' button til I die... Agh, why did I take that "Hail Chia" quote from Murdoc off my signature this morning? EDIT: *falls over and cheers up bloody quickly* 2D!!
Murdoc: Sod off D. I'm talking to my fans. Not you. Anyway I stuck your stupid hats on one of those dumb monkeys in the graveyard. It's probably on it's way to Hull.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO!! HE'S MINE! *Shoves Chicky out of the way* BLUE YONDER BOY IS MINE! I'M GOING FISHING FOR 2D!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *hugs Muds and Del and Russ and D* Boys BOYS BOYS!!! LOTS OF BOYS! *gets an evil picture of threesomes and sex in her head* Jebus Crikey! Mud's head is gotten into mine! I tell ya, THIS is THE LIFE! All we need left is some drinks, a nice water bed, then we can kick the world.
Chia: GIVE HIM BACK HIS HAT, YOU satan-SPAWN!!! Hey, no fair, why doesn't satan get any capital letters? Can he possess us through capital letters or something?
Murdoc: Listen Chia, love. Don't get your knickers ina twist. Be patient. there's enough of Murdoc to go around all of you. Ok?
Magical kitten: o_o 2D be mine? O_o i dunno....im staying outta this.
Chickengirl: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *bites ash and jumps over her head!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! 2-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO! LEAVE HIM ALONE! IF HE WANTS D'S HAT HE'LL TAKE IT! *tackles Chia* You! DONT INSULT DE satan LOVER!! SACRIFICE HIM MUDS! SACRIFICE HIM!!! *Grabs Chia and ties him to an inverted cross*
kawaii-chan: I dunno where the hat is, but here is a little kawaii-girl who'd love to go fishing with you instead of the hat..
Chia: Knickers? What knickers? And Ash, I'm a girl.
Magical kitten: *watches the fight for 2D* O_o wow......
Chickengirl: ...... i went fishing in new york.... me and my cousins made fishing poles out of sticks, fishing wire and old hooks we found in the mud.... my cousin caught sum fish... it was cray, we had to dig up worms in the ground... we were on other people's property too,.. they werem't there though
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Knickers!! You know! pants you fool! x_X .*Hugs Muds* Hey Muds, how about a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T and a little Winnebago rockin eh?
Magical kitten: *starts to laugh hysterically*
Chickengirl: yesh... knickers are british word for pants..... mmmyep....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey come on. I love Del sure...but, hey you can't expect me to love only ONE can yeh? *hugs Muds* Hey, Murdoc, can you do a little love shout out to my bud Jade Niccals? She is like, the biggest fan I have seen YET of you, and I think she'd appreciate it if you called out for her ^_^
Chickengirl: ...heyyyyyyyyyyy where'd 2-d go...? *looks around..* 2-ddddddddddd!!! could i at least get a hello.....? u.u
Chickengirl: oh and chia, dun feel left out... im feeling kinda ignored too..... u.u
Magical kitten: *looks around* where did they go? Murdoc? 2D? Russel?! *sniff* did they leave?
Chia: I never feel left out. When I start to think I might, I jump up and down and shout things at them.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sniff* Murdoc? 2D? Russ? Where'd you go? *flops to the floor and cries* Not only am I said, but Jade's gonna kill me for talking to her Muds man without getting him to shout out for her...
2D: Listen Murdoc. I don't mean to threaten you but if you don't go and get my hat back off those monkeys, I'm gonna tell your fans that you came home from the pub the other night and wet the bed. I need my hat.
Chickengirl: *eyes kinda water* *sniff*sniff*
kawaii-chan: *looks around* I feel ignored too.. *sniff*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sniff* Murdoc? 2D? Russ? Where'd you go? *flops to the floor and cries* Not only am I said, but Jade's gonna kill me for talking to her Muds man without getting him to shout out for her...
Chia: Yeah you tell him 2D!
Chickengirl: um, 2-d u just did sorta told us that
Murdoc: Oh dear Stupot. you are now in more trouble than you have ever, ever been in.
Magical kitten: *stares at 2D* did he really? *stifles laughter*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: YAY! *Hugs D* Wow D you're really brave standing up to Muds like that. *turns into a devil and leaps over to Muds* You gonna take that from the Dullard yo!? *coughs* Its so hard choosing sides, but when time comes to rough, get sex! :D
Chickengirl: ehhheeeeeeee..........
Chia: Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets please, in the red corner, we have the undisputed champion of nastiness, Murdoc Niccals; and in the blue corner we have... er, 2D. I'll give you 20/1 odds on Stu, 2/1 on the Niccals.
2D: er .. that didn't just go out on the message board did it?. Listen! I was only joking (OW!!!!!) He didn't really wet his bed.............just his pants.
Magical kitten: aw. come on, murdoc.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *puts a halo held up by Devil horns* GO MUDS! F-I-G-H-T! GO GO! GO GO! *hates cheering but oh well. This is the life or death* GO MUDS!! WHOOOOHOOOO!!! *huggles him* *puts spiked knuckles on him* Muhahaha. Hey Muds, You dont mind doing a shout out to Jade like I asked you to before do ya? Jade Niccals IS the biggest fan if you ask me. Unfortuantly she's working right now x_x
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *gives 2D a band-aid*
Chickengirl: er.......... o.o ist still funny
Murdoc: Run Stewart. Death is upon you!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *chases after 2D with a pitchfork with Murdoc* LET'S GET EM!!! *transforms into a velociraptor, screeches, flips Muds onto her back,and races after D*
kawaii-chan: 2D, dear, tell me, why is a hat that neccessary? Your hair deserves to be shown..
and can anyone explain "the eel"-Gorilla-bite to me?
Chia: Don't run 2D! Turn and fight! It'll be the last thing he'll expect. Go on! Get in there! Punch him... no, not like that, you wimp!!
;)
Chickengirl: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! fight fight fight fight!!!! comon' 2-d im sure u could stand a good chance against murdoc!!! or.. not......
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Cackles satanically* *snaps at 2d's feet*
Russel: That's enough Muds. No more picking on D. You wanna fair match. It's time for the beat down! Aiiight!
Chickengirl: awwww. don't spoil the fun russ......
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *freezes when Russ walks on**transforms back* Is Del up yet?
Chia: We believe in you 2D, we know you can do it.... er, is that a baseball bat Murdoc's got there? Um. Forget it. Run!
Magical kitten: -_- why must violce be apone us at every turn?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Cries* I want Del!
Chickengirl: o.o...............
Magical kitten: *upon
Murdoc: Listen Russ. You can't stick up for that turd forever. One time you'll be in your kennel and i'll be posting a note for a new singer. Y'dig?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Sobs on the floor*...;_; Can't he get up for his fans?
Chickengirl: DUN KILL 2-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Sobs on the floor*...;_; Can't he get up for his fans?
Russel: Muds. Leave the boy alone. if you did pee your pants that's your own fault OK? Don't take it out on him.
Chickengirl: pulls out SPORK OF DOOM* i shall protect yee 2-D!!!!! *waves SPORK OF DOOM*
Chia: Yeah, after all, 2D only *told* everyone you'd peed your pants.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ouch. Um...Murdoc, I'm a good fan and all..But Russ does beat you in strength,beat,AND SIZE. *Coughs**scoots behind Russ* I suggest yeh settle down ya buggar.....*hugs Russ* Won't Del get up for a fan of his?
Chickengirl: O_o..........*chews on SPORK OF DOOM*
Murdoc: FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET satan! WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BLOODY PANTS. Christ! I'm off for a drink. Whose coming
kawaii-chan: HELLO????? *sniff* ME DON' WANNA BE IGNORED!!
Chia: Mine's a pint, please. And a whisky chaser.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: IT FOR ME MUDS! *leaps onto his back* CAN YOU SHOUT OUT TO JADE NICCALS THAT YA LOVE HER?! PLEASE?! *huggles him* You're her man you know!
Magical kitten: yeah. what russel said. O_o
Chiekengirl: DUN LEAVE MURDOC!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* dies*
Magical kitten: *follows murdoc* i wanna drink :D
Chickengirl: I'LL COME!!! *RUNS OFF AND FOLLOWS MURODC*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *follows Muds* We're following the leader, the leader, the leader! We're following the leader, to get drunk and have sex! EVERYBODY SING WIT ME!!!
Chickengirl: *sings, but nervously*
Magical kitten: i'll get drunk, but no sex for me.
Psycho killer: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* ...WOO! O_o *sits on floor*
Chickengirl: ....same here.....um....
Russel: Murdoc can't take a real fight. So he continues his battle with the bottle!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Thinks* Muds, you go on ahead...*stays back with Russ* I wanna wait till mah Del gets up! Hey Russel. Play some drums will ya *_*
Chia: Ah, arse, my leg's gone dead. Sitting here gabbering too long. Ooowwww.
BunnyReRun: o.o -blinks- im sooo confused everything going soo fast o.o -falls over-
Chickengirl: hi killer... U'VE MISSED EVERYTHING!!!!!
Psycho killer: *still just sitting on floor* #_# I stay here..
Bubbles Niccals: hi murdoc ^_^ O.o; why DID you tell people muds pissed himself 2-D?
Chickengirl: hi killer... U'VE MISSED EVERYTHING!!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *lays next to Del* ^_^ *sings Proto Culture to herself* Come on Del!!! Wake up for me pwease ;_;
Psycho killer: I always miss everything! @_@ *grumbles*
kawaii-chan: PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Hi There!!!!!!
Psycho killer: HI!!! ^^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *lays next to Del* ^_^ *sings Proto Culture to herself* Come on Del!!! Wake up for me pwease ;_;
BunnyReRun: Russel are you huggabl;e? I bet your bvery squishy o.o
Chickengirl: *stops ans sits on ground*
Magical kitten: *looks at russel* come to think of it, i would like to see del tuu. *looks from russel to murdoc. brink, see del, drink, see del......O_o wow. X_x ima sit in the corner over here. *retreats to her corner*
BennyReRun: DAMN TYPOS O.O
Chickengirl: yesh, seeing Del would be rather nice...hey did 2-D leave....?
BunnyReRun: ahhhhhhhh -sits- I wanna hug russ................hes probaly squishy o.o
Murdoc: Me and the booze signed a peace treaty years ago, Tubs. But you've still got a WWF fight on your hands with the Battle of the Bulge. 20ton Russel from New York vs the Bargain Bucket from Kentucky. Get your popcorn in for that fight. It's gonna be a long one.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO! *Hugs Del* He's mine!! Do you realize how much effort I put into stalking Del!---I mean liking Del around the GLOBE?! I KNOW HIS massively BIRTHDAY FOR CRIKEY SAKE! *hugs Del* August 12th if I'm correct. What can I get him *Thinks* Whadda think I should get him Russ? I'll draw him a piccy :D
Magical kitten: hey hey hey! u have no right to say that! at least u never made a typo of duck and disk and made those two words into dick. X_x
Bunny ReRun: -sits- -watches murdoc and russel go back and forth- someones gonna end up cyring after this o.o
Chickengirl: whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut????
kawaii-chan: HELLO ANYONE!!!!! (except psycho^^ *hugz*) DON'T IGNORE ME!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *giggles and lays with Del**Watches Muds throw out all kinds of curses* Hey Muds, when this movie comes out, you ready to win some awards? You can put it next to your rruuuubbbeeerr cross like the last one!
Bubbles Niccals: :P that was mean lol
Psycho killer: *is lost* .. O_o ..*sings the Bum bum song*
Chia: Ooh crikey my knee just went crunch as well... buy us another whisky Murdoc. For medicinal purposes, innit?!
BunnyReRun: -sits- -watches murdoc and russel go back and forth- someones gonna end up cyring after this o.o
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: HEY! I WANT A VODKA OVER HERE!
Chickengirl: .............*just sorta sits there and pretends to know whats going on*
Magical kitten: bum bum song?! (__Y__) <~~~ bum bum.
Bubbles Niccals: im lost too @.@
BunnyReRun: I think friendship was never apart of Gorillaz o.o
Chickengirl: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!
Psycho killer: Woo!! ..for a simplistic lack of anything better to say at the moment.. WOO!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *dances* My bum is on the gum. my bum is on the gum...Im done now *giggle* Actually Muds, make that a vodka and 6 Hurricanes.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *dances* My bum is on the gum. my bum is on the gum...Im done now *giggle* Actually Muds, make that a vodka and 6 Hurricanes.
Magical kitten: I WANNA DRINK, TUU! o_o
BunnyReRun: uggghhhhhh I randomly saw Gorillaz plushes beings old on some website for like 100 dollarsIm way tooo poor for that o.o I think ist illegal gorillaz merchadise o.o ummm Rawr!
Chickengirl: o.o erm.........
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *leaps onto a bar table half naked in her dress* BOOYA BABEH!! *is obviously drunk*
BunnyReRun: the typos again damn it all!
Magical kitten: that was random. *clings to murdoc*
Bubbles Niccals: and a blood cycle for bubs!!
kawaii-chan: Hey, what is a better name for a band: "Scarred Angels" or "Porcelain blood"?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *shakes her bum to the damn thong song* *cackles*
Chickengirl: erm... calm down ash....
BunnyReRun: o.o be afraid!
Russel: That's it Muds. Back to the Hulk jokes for you 'cos IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Psycho killer: I like 'Scarred Angels' @_@ WOOT! .. Mk.. ?_? why you cling to murdoc? ..isn't he awfully stinky?
BunnyReRun: eeeeeeeeeee
Magical kitten: lession for the day........never give ash alchol.
Chickengirl: uh-oh, russ ish gonna kick murdocs assssssssssssssssssss
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: DEFINALTEY not Scarred Angels. I like Porcelin Godz. *dances around wildly cackling* Hey Muds, I take it you aint gonna shout out to Jade are yeh?
Murdoc: Er....OK.... Fans. Good talking with you but I really gotta go.. quick. Bye
Bubbles Niccals: or how a bout a cum float muds?
kawaii-chan: Hey, what is a better name for a band: "Scarred Angels" or "Porcelain blood"?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *poofs back into her normal clothes and leaps onto Russ's shoulders. turns into a chibi and sits there* Is Del up yet?
Chickengirl: why isn't my sig working....????!?!?!?
Magical kitten: *sniffs murdoc* eh. O.o not too bad
BunnyReRun: I need to get my sig in here o.o
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO MUDS!! DONT LEAVE YET!!!! CALL OUT TO JADE NICCALS *Whines* She's GONNA KILL ME!!!
kawaii-chan: Hello?
Psycho killer: XD ok.. and I said I liked Scarred Angels.
Chickengirl: W00000000000000000000000000000T!?!?!??!!?!?!?
Chia: Right: I'm outta here. Yep. I'm walking out on you. *knocks back her last drink, and nicks the rest of 2D's (Yeah, what are you gonna do, fight me for it?!)* Cheers for the beer, pasty-face! Peace, Russ. Oh, and 2D? I think this is yours, I found it when I picked his pockets, ssh... *throws 2D his hat*
Bubbles Niccals: ;-; nuuu dont guu muds!! ::clings::
Chickengirl: bye chia..........
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: ;_; Does this mean Russ is leaving too.....with Del? And I won't get to see him again?........... *tears well up in her eyes* *cries*
Chickengirl: bye chia.............
Magical kitten: O_o hm.....Murdoc went bye bye. T_T *waves*
BunnyReRun: o.o -sits back- everyones leaving o.o
Psycho killer: garg.....that's all. just garg.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *curls up into a ball and cries* No Del!!! *huggles her Del plushie tight and cries*
kawaii-chan: I guess Gorillaz are leavin.. *sniff*
Chickengirl: BUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE ANYBODY THAT ISH LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bubbles Niccals: O.O fun meh first
Chickengirl: wait, what!?!?!? THEY'RE GONE?!?!?!?!!?!NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *shoots self in head with potatoe gun*
BunnyReRun: oh well it was fun while it lasted o.o -pokes bubbles in the eye-
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *cries*...I didnt even get to say goodbye....
Chickengirl: *sniff* :'( :'(
Russel: Yeah Listen. Sorry to eat and run. But I'm gonna batter that scrawning satan loving rake. But Listen. Monday 1.00 GMT time we'll be back. Cool?
kawaii-chan: Hmm.. everyone's leaving.. so am I. I think. if gorillaz come back again, greet and hug them for me, okay?
Psycho killer: meep *falls over for no reason* *lays blankly on floor*
Magical kitten: *sniffles and huggles her gorillaz plushies* i want them to come back! *cries*
Russel: Yeah Listen. Sorry to eat and run. But I'm gonna batter that scrawning satan loving rake. But Listen. Monday 1.00 GMT time we'll be back. Cool?
Chickengirl: i huntin mooses... mooses can be ver destructive sumtimes....yesh... they are big and huge and like to smoosh chickens!!!
Russel: Hey Russ! How the audition go?
Chickengirl: o.o why are u...talking to yourself.....?
Russel: I was just hoping someone would ask me.
Chickengirl: oh... okay.......heee heee.. im talking to a Gorillaz member and i don't even relize it, so uh, russ, hows it going....?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: RUSSEL!!! *leaps out of nowhere* WHERE'S DEL?!!??! *glomps the hell out of her Del plush*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: O_O You made a Obesessor Happy today. And I was depressed today. Wow. I THANK YOU CHICKY!!! *hugs Russ**looks around for Del* Hereeee ghosty ghosty ghosty....
Murdoc: Russel went for an audition for the Hulk film. But he never got the part. too weedy.
Chickengirl: o.o so um...... whre is everybooody else...russel.......er.....gee...i i have so many questions but im making myself look like a total idiot right now....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Murdoc you god damn.....massively seksy rock god. *hugs you* Your band rules. Are you almost done that movie? I've been drinking nonstop!!!
Chickengirl: GAH!!!! O.O IST MURDOC!!!
Russel: I could kick Eric Bana's ass any day.
Magical kitten: *gasp* russel and murdoc are here. yay. *waves* hello. ^_^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: The band is on the band is on!! They're comin on they're comin on! *Dances to Clint* Whoo! I feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! *huggles Russ and Muds* Where's my boy 2D at?
Murdoc: Not when he was in Chopper. Anyway I heard they say if they did Hulk the musical on Broadway, they'd be happy to paint you green, stick you in a dress and watch you dance.
Magical kitten: yo. ash. calm down. dont scare the guys. O_o
Chickengirl: ...........that would be funny........erm... o_O i don't know what to say...... ...um... is murdoc even awarre of our presense....? did i spell that right...?
Magical kitten: murdoc, thats mean. but kinda funny. but still mean.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Scare them!? SCARE THEM?! *Shakes Kitten and Chicky* WE'RE THE ONLY ONES ON!!!! Don't you get it? I'm an obesessor thats been locked from Gorillaz for MONTHS. I DESERVE to scare them!!! *hugs Muds* *Sniffs* He's been drinking again. Isn't THAT new?
Chickengirl: *raises hand * heyyyyyyy murodc. wehre be everyboody else..?? i would die if Noodle came on...mabye not but i'd be pretty exited... mmmmyep.
Magical kitten: *is shaked* O_o erm....calm down? dont hurt me. *cowers behind someone*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: You know....Chicky, this is where I would SMITE you. Unfortuantly I am not God *Not that I WANT to be* Anyway. Who cares if they notice us. We can see them. They are here. They are ALIVE FROM THE GRAVE!! Wait...that's D....FROM THE WINNEBAGO!! FROM THE X_BOX! FROM EVERYTHING!!! *hugs Chicky and cries*.....I've never been so happy.
Magical kitten: *huggles murdoc and russel* yay. now 2D and noodle just need to show.
Russel: Murdoc tried auditioning for the Darkness. They said he was too old to even appear in the video. They're old school metal, but you know, not that old.
Magical kitten: She has seen the Gorilalz after long while. your mission in life is now complete. you may die peacefully.
Chickengirl: ^_^ yesh, i am very happy too, i shouldn't be so um... i guess selfish that the they aren't really paying attention to us, and i should be happy that they are at least here, WHICH I AM VERY MUCH!!!! WEEEEE THIS IS ALL OF WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED!!!! * flies around the room like a potaoe*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Blah...Blah blah...Don't tell me you guys left us already!!! ;_;...I didn't get to say hi to 2D and Konnichiwa to Noodle....-_-...Curse my luck. Curse me satan SACRIFICE ME TO THE HELLS WILL YOU!
Magical kitten: OUCH! thats harsh....
Chickengirl: thats interesting.... hey, do u people have any idea when exactly the movie is gonna come out..? liek mabye what month... or is it still too early to determine that?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Wow Russ. You just...pop out of no where don't you? Sooooooo....Did D remember his lines?
Chia: Why, why why ??!! I hang around here all day, then I go out in the sunshine, then they turn up! This always happens to me!! Proof, if proof were needed, that sunshine is evil and should be banned.
Chickengirl: GAH!!!! DUN LEAVE US!!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUU!! *cling ontu empty air*
Murdoc: I told you proper rock would make a comeback. You gotta get hip to the hop, Russ.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Chia!!! You made it!! Another one of the luckys to reach Murdoc's God-like body, Russ's mind, Del's.....I won't say that for the sake of everyone else and my life..*giggles madly*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Very right Muds. Can everyone calm down now before we ALL scare them off? *dances* Hip Hop, A hippity hop to the hip hip hop....I'll stop now..
Chickengirl: ehehe..................... o.o
Magical kitten: O_o that was amusing.....
Murdoc: Hey Koltegeizt. What's the biggest drink you ever made?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sighs* *Screams* The rock god answered me. Ok. Um...biggest drink....That'd be hard to say really.... *Coughs* By the way. you forgot the R. Just call me Ash!! ^_^ I think you'll remember me from the chatomatic. " Murdoc's band! Murdoc's band! We love Murdoc's band!" Little refreshener?
Chickengirl: i discovered them first!!!!! weeeee! russ directed his first post to me...!!!
*shoots self for extreame stupidity and shelfishness*
Chia: Oh, darn. Captain Howdy's gonna be gutted ! Hey Russ! Hey Murdoc! Wow. Jus' like the old days.
Magical kitten: O_o wow. hyperactivness.....*is dizzy*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Eh...*shoots Chicky and sacrifices Kitten* *coughs* Anyway...biggest drink...What category really? Vodka? Margaritas? Hm...Or that volcano of soda I made last night...
Chickengirl: ok, that won't happen again... alchohol ish icky, i do like champane.... and balini's... i lurve the bilinis.. so tastay!!!
Magical kitten: O_O i am not to be sacraficed. im a nice kitty-girl. you dunt wanna sacrafice me. i'll shut up now.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *shoves a bottle of vodka down Chick's throat* Muhah! Now that you are no longer sober, DROP DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND BOW TO THE ROCK GOD!!!
Russel: Man! I'm getting through those new I-pods like nobodies business. I've got nearly 400gb of the history of Hip-hop scattered over ten of those babies. I'm thinking of sampling the whole lot and condensing the sound down to one single snare beat. That'd be awesome! The history of Hip-hop in one beat.
Chickengirl: is shotted......O.o.. hey!!! u can't hog him all to yerslef just because he answered u!!!!!!! *flies at ash like a tangerine!!!*
Ash_D_Koltergeizst: Beat....Beat...I heard beat...is there rhythm with that beat?? IS THERE WORDS WITH THAT BEAT!! I AM THE LIFE OF MUSIC! *pants* Somebody put headphones on my before I go balistic!
Chickengirl: O.O I HAVE AIN iPOD TOOO!!! ..... i hacve the er... 15GB.. one.. myep, i reckon i have at least... 600 songs.. wee. i still have aloot more space....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Beat....Beat...I heard beat...is there rhythm with that beat?? IS THERE WORDS WITH THAT BEAT!! I AM THE LIFE OF MUSIC! *pants* Somebody put headphones on my before I go balistic! Wait a minute.....Chicky. FIrst you're flying like a vegatable, now its a fruit. MAKE UP YOUR BLOODY MIND!
Magical kitten: *chucks headphones at ash*
Chia: The history of Hip-hop in one beat. Wow.... that'd be coool ...
Murdoc: Belini's, white Russians, Black Russians, and of course i'm a sucker for a nice Zombie. Cracked ice, rum...Yeah 'triffic.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: I have maybe...three IPods....I have no clue what the hell I did with them either. Maybe 2D has them....Or my dog....You never know what Stuff is up to these days. Once he walked off with my G-Sides cd!! I about went balistic over that. Here I was sitting writing fanfics and my dog walks up to me, barks, and has my cd in his jaws. Ugh....*Shivers*
Chickengirl: O.O..... coughs up vodka and slowly crawls away from ash* ....i wish iPods would coem in colour... i heard the new ones were BUT THEY NEVER DID!!!!! *dam*n MAC and their not making new iPods colours-ness
Chia: White Russians are evil Murdoc. They make your brain melt.
Murdoc: *licks her lips and flops down next to Murdoc* Tell us more!! *_*
Chickengirl: i just like belini's.... they are mighty tastay..... alcohol makes me hyper.....
Magical kitten: ._. was the cd ok?
Ash_D_Koltergeizst: Hey! White Russians are beautiful! Let the rock god be! This is his board! *Or is it Russels....* Oh hell. Sacrifice you to satan I will! White Russians are evil, but they are good Evil. Like Muds for example. Ask him to shag and if you're beautiful
you'll get a shag and your purse taken *coughs* No offense Muds
Magical kitten: wow. my computer is slow as crap. T_T
Russel: Listening to some new sounds. Dizzie Rascal's tune is busting!
Chia: *blinks* and you are...? EDIT: That was to Koltergeist, for being cheeky ;)
Ash_D_Koltergeizst: Chia listen for pete's sake. Listen to the beat Russ is making......Hey wait a second. He's trying to hypontize me. Hey Russ! You never answered me!! Where's Del at?
Magical kitten: um....*confused*
Chickengirl: ......anymoose... um.......speaking of different um. alcoholic beverages.... have u peole started to record the new cd yet..... is that what kitten is kinda asking.. er.......+__+
Murdoc: Hey Ash. Don't worry, no offence taken.(cough).....Er lend us a fiver would ya?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *cough* ME? Well. I'm (said by Ryo/Bowser) to be number one Gorillaz Obsessor. *sticks tongue out* Anyway, Who are you? I take it we haven't met. *bows* Just call me Koltergeizt. Ash, Diez Koltergeizt.
Magical kitten: *grins* ash lurves del.
Chia: Don't Ash, he still owes me a tenner from before 'Clint Eastwood' came out.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Yes. Even Murdoc knows me. *hands a fiver* *blinks for a second*....Russel is obviously ignoring me eh? Oh well. At least Muds ain't. So, hit dullard lately or are you saving your punches for the movie?
Magical kitten: ........no........O_o dont confuse me! *has mental breakdown*
Russel: Del's sleeping. He gets crazy if you don't give him around 20 hours kip a day.
Chickengirl: mmmmmyep, hehe if only Bowser was here,.....i think he is dead now.... mabye he killed himself... sorry ash.... i just sumtimes get angry at Bowser.....
kawaii-chan: Aww... hello? Did i miss sumthin important? I slept till 5:00 pm (which is 20 min ago), Has anything happened? *yawn*
Chia: *points out Russel and Murdoc for Kawaii-chan's benefit* No, nothing much has happened.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *shivers* Deeeeelllll. I LURVE Del ^_^. My wuv duv Ghosty boy ^_____^ YES! Del rocks! Del is the next step into evolution! Let's all rap with Del! *shoves a vodka in her mouth and ties herself in a straight jacket so she doesn't loose control* Hey Muds. How come you're talking to me? Everyone else is getting Jealous! *not that I don't mind your attention* *grins evilly* HAIL satan!
Murdoc: Hey Russ? Where your eel at? Where your eel?
Chickengirl: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!
Russel: Don't play with me Muds. My granma gave me that eel. Cartoon or no cartoon you can't go burning wildlife.
Chia: So, lads, did you get annoyed with all the rantings about "how it's not Gorillaz any more" or were you just feeling like being nice to us all today? ;)
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: YEA!! EEEL! EEL!! *Dances around Murdoc* *mocks 2D* B-But Muds! It's so slippery I can't- I can't catch it!! *hugs the sleeping Del* 20 Kips a day eh? Wow....You MUST be tired.
Chickengirl: .... i like eel steak on steamed rice.... oh and, I WOULD LIKE SUM ATTENTION TOOOOO!!!
Magical Kitten: *looks around* wow. this gorillaz apperance has messed with ash's brain. ^_^ i want a stiaght jaket! can i have one, too? and the white padded walls. *looks hopefull*
kawaii-chan: WHOA! RUSS! MURDOC! Aww... *speechless*
Chickengirl: 2-d ish so adorbale when he says that... where ish the little bugger anyways.... o.o
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Crazy? CRAZY! You hAVE NO IDEA WHAT CRAZY IS TO ME!!! *clings to Del* See? I'm a ghost too! That means I can TOUCH you! Muhah! Del is mine Russ! You don't mind me taking him off your hands---er head---for a while do ya *_*
Magical kitten: *nods in agreement* wheres 2D?
Chia: Yeah, where is num-nuts?
Murdoc: Hey magical kitten. If your computers running a bit slow maybe you could come to my winnebago...er...workshop and we could install an upgrade...Or something?
Magical kitten: *inches away form ash* you are now offically scareing me. *bounds around* ^_^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: YES! GO MAGICAL KITTEN! *whispers to Murdoc* Show her what you've got man! *coughs*....An upgrade is definately what she needs...Though I don't think it's the "technical" upgrade ^_~
kawaii-chan: The Eel.. I hate eating eels... I still don't get that Gorilla bite. why does 2D want to kill the eel at the beginning, and when russ does, he stops wanting that?
Chickengirl: T_T..........my compuster ish......um.......fast... i have AOL fastness speed 8.0 i dunno... but does anyboody care nuuuuuu!!!!!!! *shoots self with a moose gun*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *leaps* *waves a Murdoc,Russ,and Del flag* Even though I hate cheerleaders We've got to cheer! Murdoc, Del, Russ is here! Hip hop hippity hop to the hip hip hop HURRAY! .....*cough* Let's ALL get an upgrade*
Chickengirl: x_X *twitch twitch*
kawaii-chan: *wants to throw her pc outta the window* aww.. this is soooooo slow, and crashing so often.. DAMN!! SO EIN VERDAMMTER SCHEISS!!!!!!! MISTDING!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey Muds. Guess you still have some loving fans still after all this time! We'll be with ya to the end!! ^_^ No doubt on that! RIGHT GUYS? Let's ROCK this world!!!
2D: Hey Murdoc! Where's my hat. I wanna go fishing and I can't find my fisherman's hat.
Magical kitten: *shifty eyes* erm....O_o i get the feeling you dont mean computer upgrade.... lol and ash, whats that suppost to mean? are u hinting something? XD lead the way murdoc! XD
Chickengirl: EXACTALY!!!! I WULL NEVER STOP BEING A GORILLAZ FAN NEVERRRR!!! IM TOO SICKLY OBSESSED TO STOP BEING ONE!!!!!!!!
Magical Kitten: o_o i wanna go fishing....*cling* take me!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sCREAMS* 2DD!!1 *plows into him and glomps him to death* YOU'RE ALIVE! MUDS HASN'T KILLED YOU YET! AND YOUR OURS!!!!!!! *huggles D and gives him a new hat*
Chickengirl: GAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOW 2-D ISH ON!!!! *DIES* HI 2-D!!!!! *PUSHES EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY*
Chia: *sulking* That's OK, boys, just ignore me, I've only been here since the beginning... I'll only be here until the end... I'll just mindlessly click the 'refresh' button til I die... Agh, why did I take that "Hail Chia" quote from Murdoc off my signature this morning? EDIT: *falls over and cheers up bloody quickly* 2D!!
Murdoc: Sod off D. I'm talking to my fans. Not you. Anyway I stuck your stupid hats on one of those dumb monkeys in the graveyard. It's probably on it's way to Hull.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO!! HE'S MINE! *Shoves Chicky out of the way* BLUE YONDER BOY IS MINE! I'M GOING FISHING FOR 2D!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *hugs Muds and Del and Russ and D* Boys BOYS BOYS!!! LOTS OF BOYS! *gets an evil picture of threesomes and sex in her head* Jebus Crikey! Mud's head is gotten into mine! I tell ya, THIS is THE LIFE! All we need left is some drinks, a nice water bed, then we can kick the world.
Chia: GIVE HIM BACK HIS HAT, YOU satan-SPAWN!!! Hey, no fair, why doesn't satan get any capital letters? Can he possess us through capital letters or something?
Murdoc: Listen Chia, love. Don't get your knickers ina twist. Be patient. there's enough of Murdoc to go around all of you. Ok?
Magical kitten: o_o 2D be mine? O_o i dunno....im staying outta this.
Chickengirl: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *bites ash and jumps over her head!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! 2-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO! LEAVE HIM ALONE! IF HE WANTS D'S HAT HE'LL TAKE IT! *tackles Chia* You! DONT INSULT DE satan LOVER!! SACRIFICE HIM MUDS! SACRIFICE HIM!!! *Grabs Chia and ties him to an inverted cross*
kawaii-chan: I dunno where the hat is, but here is a little kawaii-girl who'd love to go fishing with you instead of the hat..
Chia: Knickers? What knickers? And Ash, I'm a girl.
Magical kitten: *watches the fight for 2D* O_o wow......
Chickengirl: ...... i went fishing in new york.... me and my cousins made fishing poles out of sticks, fishing wire and old hooks we found in the mud.... my cousin caught sum fish... it was cray, we had to dig up worms in the ground... we were on other people's property too,.. they werem't there though
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Knickers!! You know! pants you fool! x_X .*Hugs Muds* Hey Muds, how about a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T and a little Winnebago rockin eh?
Magical kitten: *starts to laugh hysterically*
Chickengirl: yesh... knickers are british word for pants..... mmmyep....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey come on. I love Del sure...but, hey you can't expect me to love only ONE can yeh? *hugs Muds* Hey, Murdoc, can you do a little love shout out to my bud Jade Niccals? She is like, the biggest fan I have seen YET of you, and I think she'd appreciate it if you called out for her ^_^
Chickengirl: ...heyyyyyyyyyyy where'd 2-d go...? *looks around..* 2-ddddddddddd!!! could i at least get a hello.....? u.u
Chickengirl: oh and chia, dun feel left out... im feeling kinda ignored too..... u.u
Magical kitten: *looks around* where did they go? Murdoc? 2D? Russel?! *sniff* did they leave?
Chia: I never feel left out. When I start to think I might, I jump up and down and shout things at them.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sniff* Murdoc? 2D? Russ? Where'd you go? *flops to the floor and cries* Not only am I said, but Jade's gonna kill me for talking to her Muds man without getting him to shout out for her...
2D: Listen Murdoc. I don't mean to threaten you but if you don't go and get my hat back off those monkeys, I'm gonna tell your fans that you came home from the pub the other night and wet the bed. I need my hat.
Chickengirl: *eyes kinda water* *sniff*sniff*
kawaii-chan: *looks around* I feel ignored too.. *sniff*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sniff* Murdoc? 2D? Russ? Where'd you go? *flops to the floor and cries* Not only am I said, but Jade's gonna kill me for talking to her Muds man without getting him to shout out for her...
Chia: Yeah you tell him 2D!
Chickengirl: um, 2-d u just did sorta told us that
Murdoc: Oh dear Stupot. you are now in more trouble than you have ever, ever been in.
Magical kitten: *stares at 2D* did he really? *stifles laughter*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: YAY! *Hugs D* Wow D you're really brave standing up to Muds like that. *turns into a devil and leaps over to Muds* You gonna take that from the Dullard yo!? *coughs* Its so hard choosing sides, but when time comes to rough, get sex! :D
Chickengirl: ehhheeeeeeee..........
Chia: Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets please, in the red corner, we have the undisputed champion of nastiness, Murdoc Niccals; and in the blue corner we have... er, 2D. I'll give you 20/1 odds on Stu, 2/1 on the Niccals.
2D: er .. that didn't just go out on the message board did it?. Listen! I was only joking (OW!!!!!) He didn't really wet his bed.............just his pants.
Magical kitten: aw. come on, murdoc.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *puts a halo held up by Devil horns* GO MUDS! F-I-G-H-T! GO GO! GO GO! *hates cheering but oh well. This is the life or death* GO MUDS!! WHOOOOHOOOO!!! *huggles him* *puts spiked knuckles on him* Muhahaha. Hey Muds, You dont mind doing a shout out to Jade like I asked you to before do ya? Jade Niccals IS the biggest fan if you ask me. Unfortuantly she's working right now x_x
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *gives 2D a band-aid*
Chickengirl: er.......... o.o ist still funny
Murdoc: Run Stewart. Death is upon you!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *chases after 2D with a pitchfork with Murdoc* LET'S GET EM!!! *transforms into a velociraptor, screeches, flips Muds onto her back,and races after D*
kawaii-chan: 2D, dear, tell me, why is a hat that neccessary? Your hair deserves to be shown..
and can anyone explain "the eel"-Gorilla-bite to me?
Chia: Don't run 2D! Turn and fight! It'll be the last thing he'll expect. Go on! Get in there! Punch him... no, not like that, you wimp!!
;)
Chickengirl: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! fight fight fight fight!!!! comon' 2-d im sure u could stand a good chance against murdoc!!! or.. not......
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Cackles satanically* *snaps at 2d's feet*
Russel: That's enough Muds. No more picking on D. You wanna fair match. It's time for the beat down! Aiiight!
Chickengirl: awwww. don't spoil the fun russ......
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *freezes when Russ walks on**transforms back* Is Del up yet?
Chia: We believe in you 2D, we know you can do it.... er, is that a baseball bat Murdoc's got there? Um. Forget it. Run!
Magical kitten: -_- why must violce be apone us at every turn?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Cries* I want Del!
Chickengirl: o.o...............
Magical kitten: *upon
Murdoc: Listen Russ. You can't stick up for that turd forever. One time you'll be in your kennel and i'll be posting a note for a new singer. Y'dig?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Sobs on the floor*...;_; Can't he get up for his fans?
Chickengirl: DUN KILL 2-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Sobs on the floor*...;_; Can't he get up for his fans?
Russel: Muds. Leave the boy alone. if you did pee your pants that's your own fault OK? Don't take it out on him.
Chickengirl: pulls out SPORK OF DOOM* i shall protect yee 2-D!!!!! *waves SPORK OF DOOM*
Chia: Yeah, after all, 2D only *told* everyone you'd peed your pants.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ouch. Um...Murdoc, I'm a good fan and all..But Russ does beat you in strength,beat,AND SIZE. *Coughs**scoots behind Russ* I suggest yeh settle down ya buggar.....*hugs Russ* Won't Del get up for a fan of his?
Chickengirl: O_o..........*chews on SPORK OF DOOM*
Murdoc: FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET satan! WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BLOODY PANTS. Christ! I'm off for a drink. Whose coming
kawaii-chan: HELLO????? *sniff* ME DON' WANNA BE IGNORED!!
Chia: Mine's a pint, please. And a whisky chaser.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: IT FOR ME MUDS! *leaps onto his back* CAN YOU SHOUT OUT TO JADE NICCALS THAT YA LOVE HER?! PLEASE?! *huggles him* You're her man you know!
Magical kitten: yeah. what russel said. O_o
Chiekengirl: DUN LEAVE MURDOC!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* dies*
Magical kitten: *follows murdoc* i wanna drink :D
Chickengirl: I'LL COME!!! *RUNS OFF AND FOLLOWS MURODC*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *follows Muds* We're following the leader, the leader, the leader! We're following the leader, to get drunk and have sex! EVERYBODY SING WIT ME!!!
Chickengirl: *sings, but nervously*
Magical kitten: i'll get drunk, but no sex for me.
Psycho killer: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* ...WOO! O_o *sits on floor*
Chickengirl: ....same here.....um....
Russel: Murdoc can't take a real fight. So he continues his battle with the bottle!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Thinks* Muds, you go on ahead...*stays back with Russ* I wanna wait till mah Del gets up! Hey Russel. Play some drums will ya *_*
Chia: Ah, arse, my leg's gone dead. Sitting here gabbering too long. Ooowwww.
BunnyReRun: o.o -blinks- im sooo confused everything going soo fast o.o -falls over-
Chickengirl: hi killer... U'VE MISSED EVERYTHING!!!!!
Psycho killer: *still just sitting on floor* #_# I stay here..
Bubbles Niccals: hi murdoc ^_^ O.o; why DID you tell people muds pissed himself 2-D?
Chickengirl: hi killer... U'VE MISSED EVERYTHING!!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *lays next to Del* ^_^ *sings Proto Culture to herself* Come on Del!!! Wake up for me pwease ;_;
Psycho killer: I always miss everything! @_@ *grumbles*
kawaii-chan: PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Hi There!!!!!!
Psycho killer: HI!!! ^^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *lays next to Del* ^_^ *sings Proto Culture to herself* Come on Del!!! Wake up for me pwease ;_;
BunnyReRun: Russel are you huggabl;e? I bet your bvery squishy o.o
Chickengirl: *stops ans sits on ground*
Magical kitten: *looks at russel* come to think of it, i would like to see del tuu. *looks from russel to murdoc. brink, see del, drink, see del......O_o wow. X_x ima sit in the corner over here. *retreats to her corner*
BennyReRun: DAMN TYPOS O.O
Chickengirl: yesh, seeing Del would be rather nice...hey did 2-D leave....?
BunnyReRun: ahhhhhhhh -sits- I wanna hug russ................hes probaly squishy o.o
Murdoc: Me and the booze signed a peace treaty years ago, Tubs. But you've still got a WWF fight on your hands with the Battle of the Bulge. 20ton Russel from New York vs the Bargain Bucket from Kentucky. Get your popcorn in for that fight. It's gonna be a long one.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO! *Hugs Del* He's mine!! Do you realize how much effort I put into stalking Del!---I mean liking Del around the GLOBE?! I KNOW HIS massively BIRTHDAY FOR CRIKEY SAKE! *hugs Del* August 12th if I'm correct. What can I get him *Thinks* Whadda think I should get him Russ? I'll draw him a piccy :D
Magical kitten: hey hey hey! u have no right to say that! at least u never made a typo of duck and disk and made those two words into dick. X_x
Bunny ReRun: -sits- -watches murdoc and russel go back and forth- someones gonna end up cyring after this o.o
Chickengirl: whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut????
kawaii-chan: HELLO ANYONE!!!!! (except psycho^^ *hugz*) DON'T IGNORE ME!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *giggles and lays with Del**Watches Muds throw out all kinds of curses* Hey Muds, when this movie comes out, you ready to win some awards? You can put it next to your rruuuubbbeeerr cross like the last one!
Bubbles Niccals: :P that was mean lol
Psycho killer: *is lost* .. O_o ..*sings the Bum bum song*
Chia: Ooh crikey my knee just went crunch as well... buy us another whisky Murdoc. For medicinal purposes, innit?!
BunnyReRun: -sits- -watches murdoc and russel go back and forth- someones gonna end up cyring after this o.o
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: HEY! I WANT A VODKA OVER HERE!
Chickengirl: .............*just sorta sits there and pretends to know whats going on*
Magical kitten: bum bum song?! (__Y__) <~~~ bum bum.
Bubbles Niccals: im lost too @.@
BunnyReRun: I think friendship was never apart of Gorillaz o.o
Chickengirl: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!
Psycho killer: Woo!! ..for a simplistic lack of anything better to say at the moment.. WOO!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *dances* My bum is on the gum. my bum is on the gum...Im done now *giggle* Actually Muds, make that a vodka and 6 Hurricanes.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *dances* My bum is on the gum. my bum is on the gum...Im done now *giggle* Actually Muds, make that a vodka and 6 Hurricanes.
Magical kitten: I WANNA DRINK, TUU! o_o
BunnyReRun: uggghhhhhh I randomly saw Gorillaz plushes beings old on some website for like 100 dollarsIm way tooo poor for that o.o I think ist illegal gorillaz merchadise o.o ummm Rawr!
Chickengirl: o.o erm.........
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *leaps onto a bar table half naked in her dress* BOOYA BABEH!! *is obviously drunk*
BunnyReRun: the typos again damn it all!
Magical kitten: that was random. *clings to murdoc*
Bubbles Niccals: and a blood cycle for bubs!!
kawaii-chan: Hey, what is a better name for a band: "Scarred Angels" or "Porcelain blood"?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *shakes her bum to the damn thong song* *cackles*
Chickengirl: erm... calm down ash....
BunnyReRun: o.o be afraid!
Russel: That's it Muds. Back to the Hulk jokes for you 'cos IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Psycho killer: I like 'Scarred Angels' @_@ WOOT! .. Mk.. ?_? why you cling to murdoc? ..isn't he awfully stinky?
BunnyReRun: eeeeeeeeeee
Magical kitten: lession for the day........never give ash alchol.
Chickengirl: uh-oh, russ ish gonna kick murdocs assssssssssssssssssss
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: DEFINALTEY not Scarred Angels. I like Porcelin Godz. *dances around wildly cackling* Hey Muds, I take it you aint gonna shout out to Jade are yeh?
Murdoc: Er....OK.... Fans. Good talking with you but I really gotta go.. quick. Bye
Bubbles Niccals: or how a bout a cum float muds?
kawaii-chan: Hey, what is a better name for a band: "Scarred Angels" or "Porcelain blood"?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *poofs back into her normal clothes and leaps onto Russ's shoulders. turns into a chibi and sits there* Is Del up yet?
Chickengirl: why isn't my sig working....????!?!?!?
Magical kitten: *sniffs murdoc* eh. O.o not too bad
BunnyReRun: I need to get my sig in here o.o
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: NO MUDS!! DONT LEAVE YET!!!! CALL OUT TO JADE NICCALS *Whines* She's GONNA KILL ME!!!
kawaii-chan: Hello?
Psycho killer: XD ok.. and I said I liked Scarred Angels.
Chickengirl: W00000000000000000000000000000T!?!?!??!!?!?!?
Chia: Right: I'm outta here. Yep. I'm walking out on you. *knocks back her last drink, and nicks the rest of 2D's (Yeah, what are you gonna do, fight me for it?!)* Cheers for the beer, pasty-face! Peace, Russ. Oh, and 2D? I think this is yours, I found it when I picked his pockets, ssh... *throws 2D his hat*
Bubbles Niccals: ;-; nuuu dont guu muds!! ::clings::
Chickengirl: bye chia..........
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: ;_; Does this mean Russ is leaving too.....with Del? And I won't get to see him again?........... *tears well up in her eyes* *cries*
Chickengirl: bye chia.............
Magical kitten: O_o hm.....Murdoc went bye bye. T_T *waves*
BunnyReRun: o.o -sits back- everyones leaving o.o
Psycho killer: garg.....that's all. just garg.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *curls up into a ball and cries* No Del!!! *huggles her Del plushie tight and cries*
kawaii-chan: I guess Gorillaz are leavin.. *sniff*
Chickengirl: BUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE ANYBODY THAT ISH LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bubbles Niccals: O.O fun meh first
Chickengirl: wait, what!?!?!? THEY'RE GONE?!?!?!?!!?!NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *shoots self in head with potatoe gun*
BunnyReRun: oh well it was fun while it lasted o.o -pokes bubbles in the eye-
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *cries*...I didnt even get to say goodbye....
Chickengirl: *sniff* :'( :'(
Russel: Yeah Listen. Sorry to eat and run. But I'm gonna batter that scrawning satan loving rake. But Listen. Monday 1.00 GMT time we'll be back. Cool?
kawaii-chan: Hmm.. everyone's leaving.. so am I. I think. if gorillaz come back again, greet and hug them for me, okay?
Psycho killer: meep *falls over for no reason* *lays blankly on floor*
Magical kitten: *sniffles and huggles her gorillaz plushies* i want them to come back! *cries*
Russel: Yeah Listen. Sorry to eat and run. But I'm gonna batter that scrawning satan loving rake. But Listen. Monday 1.00 GMT time we'll be back. Cool?