Gorillaz return to the forums for second time in 3 days, pandemonium ensues
Gorillaz Messageboard, July 2003
Russel: Yawn ! Sorry I'm late. I did 1.00 GMT time, but, you know. I overslept
Dave12D3: satan is evil like gravy and ash of the apocolypse
Chia: Ash, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Come on ya'll!! SING WITH ME!! *takes out her drumsticks and starts playing the beat of She-Bang by Ricky Martin* Hah. Don't be fooled yet! READ MY LYRICS!!! Stuff: *plays the trumpets* *grabs a glass of White Russian, and toasts into the air* Whoo! *Dances* Everything is SO right!! *dances and sings* Dance with me, forget your name We're all here to do the same Russ lit the fuse and now it's ticking away Like a bomb yeah, damn! Sing with me, forget your life We're all here to have a good time We're playing games while we hittin the beat Like my drums, yea whoo! Well if lady luck gets on our side We're gonna rock this town alive The Gorillaz will come And rock us out We'll dance and we'll sing till The morning light! Let's She-bang! She-bang! When we groove, we'll groove We go crazy cuz Muds drinking so sweet yet he stings like a bee Like every fan knows his history! Let's She-bang! She-bang! Let's rock this forum down to size! To size! No one can play so fine They remind me that Gorillaz will win this every time!! Rock with me, forget your lines We're just the link in rock n roll time Del's rap sounds like a diamond map To this song, yea whoo! Talk with me, dance with my groove We sing the lines with nothing to loose We'll dance until the band goes home Then we're gone! Yea right!! Well if it looks like we, are doing the crime We better break out for our lives I'll play those drums with the grin on my face Singing until the end of space!! Let's She-bang! She-bang! When we groove, we'll groove We'll listen in as D sings his songs to the rhythm of mine Like every girl smells his sweet luring! Let's She-bang! She-bang! Let's rock this forum down to size! To size! No one can play so fine They remind me that Gorillaz can win this every time!! Well if lady luck gets on our side We're gonna rock this town alive The Gorillaz will come And rock us out We'll dance and we'll sing till The morning light! Let's She-bang! She-bang! When we groove, we'll groove Well when Noodle starts jamming on the guitar till fingers bleed We'll all dance till the police come, NOW FLEE! Let's She-bang! She-bang! Let's rock this forum down to size! To size! No one can play so fine They remind me that Gorillaz can win this every time!!
XvJJP2003vX: WHF!?!?!?!
GENIOUS_MAN: at least 7 hours.
AngelKat: People, Russel is here!
Hail_Santa: *kicks Ash into a conveniently placed crate nearby* Alright people, out of the way. This is a live one and she ain't taken her nap-time too well. I SAID MOVE!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: RUSSEL!! *hugs him* YOURE HERE!
XvJJP2003vX: ITS OK RUS WE STILL LUV U
Zombie Hip h0p X: What up Russ!!
Chia: Darn. They always turn up when I'm threatening someone with violence, not looking cool and insouciant.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: RUSSEL!! *hugs him* YOURE HERE! Whoa. Sorry bout the song thing.I got REALLY insane. Anyway, is Del awake? Thanks for oversleeping though ¬.¬
Peanut: I suggest you go back to sleep before you get hurt.
Angelkat: Our waiting has payed off! Hiya, Russ!
XvJJP2003vX: we kinda went insane but its ok
Lunar_Mille: Welcome to our war game, Russel
W0LF: Yup. That jump in users was them. XD
Chickengirl: ... i will tell a story.... once upon a yime bob was like, wel, its about time we did this thing here, and then a moose flew across the sky.... magical wee said the superheros of mt. ka-hinga. Look now im a sehorse!!! hurray!!!!!!! well, then there was this moose, wait, no there wasn't........the cheese nevr standed a chance, Fifi wanted to become a beauty king but she didn't have enough glue. and then they all got married. the end
Zombie Hip h0p X: Its a beautiful thing to you see ya Russ
XvJJP2003vX: So What U Guys Up 2
GENIOUS_MAN: bout time. but don't kill me . it's the coffee talking. I swear.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: What? I'm the only one that went insane!!! Are you crazy!!! *coughs* Anyway, *walks around Russel* Here Delly Delly Delly....
Dave12D3: i forgive you. probably cuz the drums in m1a1 repay for it lol
Murdoc: Russel's knackered out, man. On friday he said he was going to " open a can of Whoopass! on me". After I pointed out how dated that was, we decided to settle the arguement a fairer way. On the Fair way! So it was the best of nine holes to see who buys lunch today.
Hail_Santa: Hey look, it's Russ! Hmmm..it's time to make a mad dash for the first snog! *runs toward Russ, tongue lolling out*
Chia: OK, people? Coffee-hectic people? Shutting up and letting Russ talk would be nice...;)
Chickengirl: oh, russels here. sweeeet chickens magoooorfers
Murdoc: Russel's knackered out, man. On friday he said he was going to " open a can of Whoopass! on me". After I pointed out how dated that was, we decided to settle the arguement a fairer way. On the Fair way! So it was the best of nine holes to see who buys lunch today.
W0LF: Yo Russ, where's the other 'rillaz? They better show up before there's a riot... or Ash starts streaking.
Vensy: *looks around sleepily* ? ... Russ! :D
Angelkat: And now Murdoc's here! *jumps around like a maniac* Woo!
Zombie Hip h0p X: ALL HAIL THE NICCALS!!!!!!!! Whats up Murdoc!!
Chickengirl: fairies haunt me in my dreams.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
XvJJP2003vX: o wow Murdoc ive been wanting 2 talk 2 u...did u know i luv u so much
Magical kitten: Well hello again, Russel. How are ya?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *hugs Murdoc* Yay Murdoc is here as well. I had a very very strange dream about you once. Would you rather me tell it to everyone here or just send it as a private message? Beware, it is REALLY scary. Ask Peanut, I think I read it to her. *Shivers*
Hail_Santa: MURDOC! RUSSEL! Explain this: [posts porn pic of the Gorillaz]*skips away merrily*
Gina: *suddenly rapes Murdoc with a strap-on* And hello!
XvJJP2003vX: wtf!?!?!?!
Chickengirl: remeber people... go with the flow, dun act all jppy and exited and crazy like cuz the Gorillaz are here..!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *hugs Murdoc* Yay Murdoc is here as well. I had a very very strange dream about you once. Would you rather me tell it to everyone here or just send it as a private message? Beware, it is REALLY scary. Ask Peanut, I think I read it to her. *Shivers*
Dave12D3: now can i ask you some questions? ive been waiting all night and day for this. i need sleep lets get it over with
Murdoc: Nice sock Santa!
WildChild611: Hiya guys! ^_^
Chickengirl: remeber people... go with the flow, dun act all jppy and exited and crazy like cuz the Gorillaz are here..!!
XvJJP2003vX: lmao yea he would say somethin like that
W0LF: *busts out laughing at Gina and HS*
Chickengirl: ..............o.o moose.
Dave12D3: wheres D?
Zombie Hip h0p X: ok...clinteastwood, Bakemono, and Elendraug say hi
Vensy: Is 2-D gonna be here this time too?
Chia: Don't mind them, they're all sugar-high. So, Murdoc, Russel, tell me things. Movie? Album? Are you wooing us into a possible singles-buying frenzy? That'd be nice.
AngelKat: *tackles W0LF* Woo, I'm hyper!
Russel: Yeah me and Murdoc did play golf. he thinks he's like Iggy pop or something. or Alice Cooper! But I won. Murdoc's gotta buy me lunch.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *falls over**grabs Santa's gun and guards the front entrance from evil "think they know it all" newbies* *Cracks her neck* *takes a sip from her White Russian and glares at the city below them*
XvJJP2003vX: Hey Can I Have A Hug From 1 Of U
Murdoc: It's gonna break my bank account that greedy sod!
Chickengirl: heheee. golf... wathcinh them two play would be quite entertaining i reckon....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *falls over**grabs Santa's gun and guards the front entrance from evil "think they know it all" newbies* *Cracks her neck* *takes a sip from her White Russian and glares at the city below them*
Zombie Hip h0p X: Haha Muds
XvJJP2003vX: ha ha Murdoc Sucks At Golf
Gina: *rapes Russel blissfully* Hello!
Dave12D3: why dont you tell us some embarassing stories about the others and end up fighting again lol
Magical kitten: *is confused already*
AngelKat: I want a hug, too! *trips, stands back up, and suddenly regains her sanity*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Gina. You're worse then me. Rule 1. No one rapes the Gorillaz. Murdoc rapes YOU. *Coughs* Once again that was no offense Muds ^_^;;;;;
GENIOUS_MAN: opps I keep hiting refresh instead of post reply.
Chickengirl: ............... o.o would it be possible for noodle to come on.... i would like to say hi to her.. but i dunno mabye not
Gina: He won't get to rape me. Muahaha...
W0LF: Yeah, I hope noodle gets on.. XD
Dave12D3: pay attention to me! i didnt stay awake for 15 hours to get ignored by gorillaz!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Man Russ, Muds...you better make this worth while...I haven't slept because of you guys
Magical kitten: You can't rape the willing.
Vensy: Gina's pretty vivavicous Ash. o__o'
Hail_Santa: Awww, Murdoc, you dig my scock? I'll use it on you if you don't watch it. You up for some 100% cotton play?
Russel: 2D's gone to the cinema. Man, his taste in movies is wwwhaaaaaaack!. He's gone to see some film called "Igby goes down" 'cos it was billed as Ferris Bueller's year off. A whole year of that great. Boy!
Angelkat: Yea, I'd like to say hello to Noods. Is she gonna be here anytime soon?
Gina: I'm not willing. Eww...
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: I'm surprised Gina. Trust me. HE CAN. You don't know the power of Murdoc O_O;;;; Ask MK. She visited his workshop *nodnod**looks around for any sign of Del* Jebus...I really need to get his sleep schedule down.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: I'm surprised Gina. Trust me. HE CAN. You don't know the power of Murdoc O_O;;;; Ask MK. She visited his workshop *nodnod**looks around for any sign of Del* Jebus...I really need to get his sleep schedule down.
XvJJP2003vX: Well Tell Him Hi 4 All Of Us
Chickengirl: ..whats with all this raping buisness..?
Chia: I hope he's got plenty of popcorn. Are you sure he'll get all the jokes, Russ?
Magical kitten: ...I was kidding. XD
AngelKat: Someone say 'Hi!' to 2D for me, okay? Okay?!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Umm...can one of yous just say my name? and I would be in true bliss...and tell 2D I said I loved him
Gina: I'll rape him first. Hehehehehe
Murdoc: Dave, mate. I'm blanking you, you goon
Chickengirl: blah... i wanna see 28 Days Later.. and Pirates of The Carrabiean
Dave12D3: hows the movie going
W0LF: Even Russel's not allowed to say sh i t.. But I am!
XvJJP2003vX: Murdoc Just Mad Cause He Sucks At Golf
Magical kitten: ^_^ I wanna go to the movies, too. T_T But I don't have a car yet. Darn
Chickengirl: ...blanked...?
AngelKat: 28 Days Later is awesome! I saw it a couple o' days ago. Missed the first three minutes, though...
Gina: Murdoc, Scock loves you. Ask it, it's there with Hail Santa.
Hail_Santa: That's it, no holding out anymore! Russel, may I ravish you thoroughly on a nearby piece of furniture?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Few things to know here. 1. Zombie, I will slap you. The presence of the Gorillaz should be enough for you to stay awake. They are GODS. *coughs* ANywho. My computer is being a bitch and an ASSHOLE to all of those who are noticing my double posts. How to fix this, I will not know unless Murdoc has ANY ideas, being the technician he is. *coughs* I can sense Del is NOT awake, and I am in SERIOUS need of coffee.
Zombie Hip h0p X: It's like Ireally wanna see 28 Dayz Later...I wanna say great with out being bleeped out
Chia: 'blank' verb, the art of ignoring a muppet.
Dave12D3: ??
Zombie Hip h0p X: man I got bleeped
W0LF: *humps Ash's leg* Ha!
Magical kitten: Murdoc, what the heck does blanked mean? O_o
MaRia: *suddently pops in out of nowhere* Have they come yet, have they?????
Vensy: No 2-D? Eee, no raping for Vensy. Yet. o_O *freakish music*
Russel: I got the Rage
Chickengirl: AUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! IM ISH REALLY CONFUZZED, ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOOUT RAPING AND BLANKING AND OTHER STUFF!!!
Dave12D3: what is the movie gonna be about
Hail_Santa: It means Murdoc is giving Dave the cold and oddly clammy shoulder, Kitten.
Zombie Hip h0p X: ...Dammit I asked nicely...I stayed up all night for you guys...can one of you say my name!!!??? Please :: Hugs Onto Murdoc ::
XvJJP2003vX: So What Are You Guys Doing Today?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: They are here Maria. *screams and kicks Wolf off* JEBUS CRIKEY FOR satan'S LIFE STOP HUMPING MY LEG!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?
Chia: Look, no offence guys, but can you all shut up about coffee, sugar, deviant sex and all the rest of it and just let the bloody band post?!
Gina: How about... penetrating? Turn around, Murdoc....
AngelKat: I wanna have a interesting conversation with someone... hey Russ, do you give autographs?!
W0LF: good thing it didn't censor your Rage. *snicker* So Russ, is Noodle showing up? Huh?
MaRia: Ruuuussssellll! *clings in to russel* I love ya!! :D
Chickengirl: BAD WOLF BAD!! *sprays her wif water bottle*
Hail_Santa: Yeah, so do I. In my pants! Now shut the hell up and on your knees, boy. It's time to convert you to santanism.
Magical kitten: She, you're trying to stela my technicion! I can't spell! Hands off! O_o Heh. Not really. You can have him too. XD
Dave12D3: **shoots self**
Chickengirl: o.o ALMOST TO 100!!!!
MaRia: O_o *has no idea what's going on*...
Gina: Let me anal-rape Murdoc and then I'm done here!
XvJJP2003vX: Um I Think They Think We Gone Mad
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: cries :: I am unloved!! :'(
Peanut: Hey, HS, you mind if I videotape?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Chia. I have come to a conclusion that your mouth is obviously not tolerated nor is it accessable by ANYBODY in this post right now. So technically, no one is going to listen to you. While I am on that subject, I AM NOT going to listen to you. *Coughs* But this rape stuff has GOT to stop x_x. Where's Del at? Then I'll consider!
Vensy: I hope they aren't just realising how odd the board members are.
Chia: Or alternatively, you can all ignore me and gabble amongst yourselves whilst Murdoc and Russel look on in what can only be described as horror. ;)
GENIOUS_MAN: in my cell,mad as hell, might as well, give you some sore sh!t to sell hellio
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Chia. I have come to a conclusion that your mouth is obviously not tolerated nor is it accessable by ANYBODY in this post right now. So technically, no one is going to listen to you. While I am on that subject, I AM NOT going to listen to you. *Coughs* But this rape stuff has GOT to stop x_x. Where's Del at? Then I'll consider!
Dave12D3: murdoc now i will blow you up if you dont pay attention russ is too big for a rocket launcher so i wont even try
Magical kitten: O_o I know I did not make those typos. O_o I said "Ash, your trying to steal" I know I spelled technicion wrong. But I didn't do the others. *cries*
Hail_Santa: Of course not Peanut, feel free to join in! He has to get back here though.
MaRia: :S
Chickengirl: ur the people who have gone mad... why do u wanna friggin rape the gorillaz members!??! that ish just a liitle too obsessive there...
WildChild611: ...I just felt like posting something because I feel left out! So, yeah! :D
Murdoc: Ash. Don't push it with the computer technician inneundo love, or my lawyer will sue. I've got an image to keep up.
Gina: Murdoc, I think you dropped your keys. Yes yes bend over, get them...
Chia: Ash, I think I told you before that you annoy the piss out of me. Save yourself the trouble of trying to flame me, it won't work; just don't talk to or even at me, OK?!
XvJJP2003vX: Rus Where Is Del At?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Raping a band member is not an obessession Chicky. It's merely what Murdoc would call "Lust for the Rock God."
Zombie Hip h0p X: Am I nothing?!?!
AngelKat: I want civilized conversation! *trips and falls on top of.. someone* o-o;;
MaRia: *feeling quite ignored here... and confused*
Vensy: XD!
Magical kitten: -_- If this piece of crap freezes one more time, causing me to become to confused as of what's happening, I'm going to hurt something. XD *nods* Yeah. Anyway.
Gina: I'm being very natural.
Dave12D3: ah f u c k it[/b][/u]
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Sniggers* Alright Muds. Fine. No more of your technician. I'm more for Del anywho. You've got a great image anyway!!!
Hail_Santa: Gina, he's making it pretty hard for you isn't he? Well Russ completely disappeared. I suppose we'll have to jump Murdoc together. Can I borrow a cup of Niccals?
W0LF: You're just mad because MK turned you down for that "Upgrade." You sicko. Hitting on children...
Chickengirl: okie then......
Zombie Hip h0p X: ...Hey Russel or Murdoc...when you all get the time don't you wanna read a story I wrote about you guys
Gina: How about a bottle? I know where I could stick it.. ( looks at Murdoc )
Vensy: Murdoc keeps mentioning your name, Ash. It's a sign. *wooo*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey leave Muds alone *slaps Wolf on the head* If he wants MK let him have MK. Where the HELL does it say in his contract that he can't do that?
GENIOUS_MAN: let's go to the zoo and fling monkey poo. we can free the apes.
Murdoc: Where's Beyonce? Someone told she was gonna be logging on about now
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Feels left out and ignored :: :(
Chickengirl: ...........i wanna talk to noodle * says it in snobby little 5 year old voice*
XvJJP2003vX: Beyonce Said She Knew You Where Gonna Be Here And Cancelled
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *points at Maria* STOP IT!! I do NOT love Murdoc Niccals. I will NOT GO AGAINST MY DEAR GHOST! Muhah. I may be a fan of Murdoc, BUT I DO NOT GO AGAINST DEL!!!! Del is my life just like Music is my soul and Gorillaz is my rhythm!!!
Chickengirl: byonce?!!??!?!?!!?!? wtf....
W0LF: Bring us Noodle!
Chickengirl: . i think beyonce ish a little out of range for u murdoc
Zombie Hip h0p X: I'm Beyounce...ok...so I'm not...I just wanna be talked to :(
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *points at Maria* STOP IT!! I do NOT love Murdoc Niccals. I will NOT GO AGAINST MY DEAR GHOST! Muhah. I may be a fan of Murdoc, BUT I DO NOT GO AGAINST DEL!!!! Del is my life just like Music is my soul and Gorillaz is my rhythm!!!
Gina: WHOOO CARES? Shut up, mr. Niccals. I'll just rape you and my mission is done. BEND OVER.
Russel: Blanking is an english term for ignoring someone.
AngelKat: How about no, genious_man...
Hail_Santa: Beyonce? I don't think you're ready for that jelly, Muds.
Peanut: Beyonce? Ooh ooh, I get first dibs.
Dave12D3: who told you beyonce was gonna be here
Magical kitten: lol. I'm 16. I'm not really one for going to a...what is it now? 37? 37 year olds "workshop" for an "upgrade. XD And are you making fun of my typos, Ash? T_T
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *points at Maria* STOP IT!! I do NOT love Murdoc Niccals. I will NOT GO AGAINST MY DEAR GHOST! Muhah. I may be a fan of Murdoc, BUT I DO NOT GO AGAINST DEL!!!! Del is my life just like Music is my soul and Gorillaz is my rhythm!!!
Vensy: Beyonce? Please don't mean Knowles. o_o
Chickengirl: ..............er..
AngelKat: We kinda established that a while ago...
XvJJP2003vX: Um Rus Hate To Break It 2 Ya But Ur Kinda Late On That...Its Ok I Love Ya Still
MaRia: What did I do??? ... I want Russelll!! :(
Magical kitten: Ohhh.....I see. Well, I didnt see what it meant, cuz every time I post, theres already another page. Ah well.
Chickengirl: i think russel ish gone
Murdoc: I don't think she's ready for my jelly. She looks silly crazy , gumby fresh in that video.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *grits her teeth* Hey Murdoc, Russ. DO either of you happen to have a mallet, wrench, knife, chainsaw, or a simple destructive device around you? I'd clearly like to kill my computer right now. And AOHELL!!!!!
Hail_Santa: Obviously Russel isn't up for a go this early, can I just lick your head then? Ohhh shiny.
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Jumps up and down :: I wanna be talked to :'(
Chia: Maybe if you lot weren't prattling on like hyenas on speed then Russel's post would have appeared sooner. Just a theory.
Vensy: Russ musta gotten lost in the flood of messages. *randomly drowns*
Dave12D3: all f ucking night waiting just to get ignored that pisses me off. imma go throw trucks around and maybe sleep
W0LF: XD
Chickengirl: heeee. ready for my jelly, your so clever murdoc
Peanut: Don't worry, she's just crazy. *patpat*
XvJJP2003vX: Murdoc Shut Up!! She Out Of Your Reach...2D Could Get Her
WildChild611: Looks like Ash has an itchy clicker finger. That's the fourth time I've seen that post, I think... O_o
Gina: I still love how you pissed your pants, Murdoc
Vensy: I had to wake up at 5 AM but I don't care. Adapt. @-@'
Chickengirl: heeee. ready for my jelly, your so clever murdoc
AngelKat: Murdoc! Autograph my foot, would ya! @-@ *is going insane*
W0LF: *randomly humps people's legs*
Dave12D3: **laughs at muds**hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
MaRia: Wha? What girl? What's going on!!?! :(
Hail_Santa: If you ever use such adjectives again I'll have your head on a platter. Shame on you, Murdoc! SHAME!
GENIOUS_MAN: everyone slow the fuck down with ur posting about raping and other sh!t. my computer is to slow
Zombie Hip h0p X: DAVE YOU REACHED 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chickengirl: ........Wolf!! controll yourself!! *sprays her wif watter bottle again*
Gina: I'll buy Murdoc a nappy, then he can be happy.
AngelKat: I just want Murdoc to sign my foot. I'll calm down once my right foot is autographed.
Peanut: Heeeeeey... *hiss*
Vensy: *hands out free towels* ^_^
Magical kitten: YES! Please slow down! My computer can't keep up!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *scratches her ear* My computer hates me. Everyone hates me. Murdoc hates me. satan hates me. My mother hates me. *scratches her ear* I'm so unloved anymore. But what the hell, I have what I need. *screams and scratches my ear* Don't worry Zombie, I'm being ignored too. Sure Murdoc shouts my name every so often, but you'll REALLY get me riled up if Del was here, *sighs happily*
W0LF: Psh, they seem to be off in their own little world, posting 10 pages behind. XD I don't think Russel and Murdoc are used to forums.
Zombie Hip h0p X: DAMN I WAS ON 666!!!!!! First I stay up all night to get ignored and now I missed my 666th post
MaRia: *does the chicken dance*
Hail_Santa: But..it's the Gorillaz..and..rape..it's..fun..and..the..Gorillaz..rape..must rape them..
Dave12D3: murdoc i have 666 posts you must WORSHIP ME!!!!!
2D: That bloody igby film was rubbish!!. some giant fish terrorizing a beach town. i don't get it?
Chickengirl: what do u excpect Vensy...? of course every one ish gonna go insane
XvJJP2003vX: 2D i love you so much can i have a hug!!!
Gina: 2D just arrived and he already annoys me with his odd typing.
AngelKat: 2D! Sign my left foot! Please!? O__O
Dave12D3: hey d. im being ignored by everyone,and people are trying to rape u all
Chia: Hey beautiful! *smiles at 2D* How are you? Please God will you try and inject some sort of zen calm into this lot, they're mental!
Vensy: I wouldn't trust a movie with 'Igby' in the name, D..
2D: That bloody igby film was rubbish!!. some giant fish terrorizing a beach town. i don't get it?
Zombie Hip h0p X: 2D I would to say that I love you!!! :: Hugs 2D ::
Murdoc: Look out Mastermind's back from the cinema. 3rd time this week he got to see Jaws. tit
W0LF: ... HER? O_O Oh, and lookie. 2D's on. Now if noodle would post, as I see 4 "hidden" people...
Peanut: Ehh, screw Beyonce. Seconds dibs on 2D! *waves a wad of cash*
Chia: Anyone wanna ciggie?
Zombie Hip h0p X: tit Murdoc? LMAO XD
Hail_Santa: Oh look, it's 2d! Did a smurf really take a crap on your head? We must know.
Chickengirl: hiyah 2-d!! Waves*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Sorry for taking the spotlight from you for a sec Muds, REALLY don't mean to, gotta keep your image after all. But.. *Stands in front of him towards everyone* WILL EVERYONE HEEL!!!!!!
Gina: I think Murdoc's getting seriously too old. Muahaha.
MaRia: Mr.Pott!! You're not gonna ignore me are ya?? RUSSEL!! Tell him to come!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Sorry for taking the spotlight from you for a sec Muds, REALLY don't mean to, gotta keep your image after all. But.. *Stands in front of him towards everyone* WILL EVERYONE HEEL!!!!!!
Chickengirl: ..........a music artist can never be too old
2D: Why's everyone ignoring DAve1-2-3. Hey Dave! how's it hanging. What time is it, over Dave's way?
Magical kitten: ^_^ Hello 2D. Sorry the film was rubbish. O_o I've never seen Jaws.... I dun want one. They be bad for you. ^_^
XvJJP2003vX: So 2D Whats The Next Movie You Gonna See
Dave12D3: 2d. i guess the film totally suxxored well at least you got here ive been here all night and day waiting for you guys and then they ignore me whats up with that?
Chickengirl: dave ish feeling neglected... ish he still here?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Sorry for taking the spotlight from you for a sec Muds, REALLY don't mean to, gotta keep your image after all. But.. *Stands in front of him towards everyone* WILL EVERYONE HEEL!!!!!!
W0LF: *chants* Noodle! Noodle! Noodle! I've got leg-humping to do. XD
Zombie Hip h0p X: I'll say it loud and proud... I LOVE 2D!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am being ignored 2D no one say my name :: cries ::
Hail_Santa:
*snickers* 2D wants to know how it's hanging.. Oh please say something crude, Dave.
Chickengirl: hey 2-d.. what other kinda movies do u likes...? o.o
XvJJP2003vX: Um Can 1 of u please give me a hug??? :'(
AngelKat: ;-; I'm being ignored... 2D, Russel, Murdoc! Just say hi to me and I'll be forever grateful! O-O
Gina: Want some sweet corn, 2-D? XD
Dave12D3: i had a 666th post just now and murdoc didnt even hail me lol
Chickengirl: i likes scary movies... my favourite ish the SHinning,,,,
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Cries :: Why won't anyone pay attention to the Zombie? I just wanna be talked to so I can sleep happy...since I didn't get to sleep today :'(
W0LF: We're all being ignored.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *pants heavily* *Sighs* I give up *flops down onto her stomach with her Del plush* Everyone just ignore me. Unless D wants to talk. *coughs and watches mayhem insue*
Hail_Santa: Gina, 2d likes pink socks. ;)
Bowser Madius: No wonder this jumped up 70 pages, you can't even read anything without reloading to find 10 new posts...
Chickengirl: i told u meefs everyone would be ignored....
MaRia: ....Even you ignore me... I'm ignored too... oh well... -__- *goes into conrner and hisses*... -__-
AngelKat: *sits next to W0LF* I need to be noticed... HELP ME! O-O
Peanut: Oh, c'mon y'all, there's over twenty people logged on... they're not gonna pay special attention to each and every one of you . ...Did I mention that today's my birthday, Muds? XP
W0LF: I might hit my 666'th post before this topic's dead.
Chia: Oh, yeah. So now you're all getting ignored you calm down and shut up. I'm not one for saying I told you so, but.... ;)
Chickengirl: i told u meefs everyone would be ignored....
WildChild611: Not the SHINNING! I better go find my shin guards after this... XD I'm just kidding, I just thought that was a rather funny typo.
Vensy: !!!pink socks!!!
Zombie Hip h0p X: This blows!!!!!!!!!!!
XvJJP2003vX: i feel alone :'( :'( no1 will say hi 2 me
Bowser Madius: Oh I'm afraid that's near impossible...
W0LF: It's tha Shinning I tell ya! They'll kick your shins! Or I'll hump them. XD
Gina: PINK SOCKS! See the truth about 2-D http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2375813
Dave12D3: 9:07 since 1:00pm yesterday ive been awake still need sleep
Magical kitten: *head spins* Woah.....Too fast.....can't keep up...*stumbles around*
Hail_Santa: Hey! I'm satisfied, Murdoc digs my scock.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok can't everyone just calm down and get along? *starts passing out White Russians and Vodka to everyone* Now, we're all happy Gorillaz are here but can we have an intellicqual thingly of a talk thing with them? They can barely post with everyone ranting!!!
Chickengirl: bowser!!!! *tackles bowser* HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
GENIOUS_MAN: umm...... we want to hear more about the filming in the states. give us a tralier.
Chia: Bowser Madius! Thank God. A fragile thread of sanity returns.
Lunar_Mille: Now that the talk of sex is over, maybe I can get out from under this table,*stares at 2D* Hello
MaRia: *gets desperate*.... Someone hear me..... arghh... *screams* RUSSEL! COME!!!! Come on!!! I need to see him!!
W0LF: This blows, sucks, AND anally rapes, but we're all still here.
Chickengirl: ..... u peeps shouldn'r be getting angry....
XvJJP2003vX: :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( no1 loves me i just wanna be notcied
Gina: Aren't we? XD
Bowser Madius: Anyone ever think that if you STOP POSTING FOR A SECOND it might give them just a SMIDGEN of time to respond to something? Just a thought...I think 2D got lost.
Dave12D3: well 2d said something about me yay!
AngelKat: I'm not angry, I just want someone to say "Hi" to me...
Chickengirl: mabye if u type in big font u will get notciced.. XD
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Sighs :: It's all good...I just wanted someone to say my name!
Vensy: Sometimes niceness results in disaster. Anyone remember Russel telling us all when they'd be back to post?
MaRia: *does the chicken dance*
Dave12D3: hi
W0LF: Oh shut up Bowser
WildChild611: Haha, simmer down... Fwoo, that's funny. Don't really know why though, but it is.
Gina: Come on, people, I think we all should calm down now.
Chickengirl: *ish silent like a necatarine bannana*
Bowser Madius: We're all doomed, Vensy.
Lunar_Mille: Where's the band? Russel?2D?Murdoc?Noodle?Del?Dr. satan?
Magical kitten: Heh. *sits in beanbag chair and watches posts zoom by*
Chickengirl: *ish silent like a necatarine bannana*
AngelKat: I was talking about them.. *points to 2D, Russel, and Murdoc* But, hey to you, too...
Murdoc: Aaahh! Listen to all you babies. You all feel alone in a crowded room. How many times do I have to say 'hello'? I thought Gorillaz fans were harder. Even 2D doesn't moan if I don't say hello. HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!
W0LF: OHMYGAWD BOWSER MENTIONED YOUR NAME VENSY!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: OK EVERYONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP!!! *coughs* Ok. We're happy. We're ignored. THATS OK!!!. There's only four Gorillaz, and there's over 22 of US. Can we please settle down! You're even sending Bowser here over the edge!!!! How about we all stop, because I know the Gorillaz are reading some 50 pages back where we left them (not that Im saying their slow) But seriously people, Don't ya think you'd give a little more respect to a band that's given you all this so far? I mean seriously! We're gonna kick em out with all our posts! I bet by 9:30 EST or whatever, this place will overload with 666 pages!!!! RELAX!!!!
Hail_Santa: In all this madness it appears I've lost my pants. I don't know how, I don't know why, but I'm cold. Madius: *hug*
Gina: Calm down, Mr. Niccals.
XvJJP2003vX: Murdoc Kicks ASS!!!!
Dave12D3: hands murdoc a megaphone 'this will help'
Zombie Hip h0p X: See thats all I wanted HI MURDOC !!!!!!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Sorry for whinning just a bit on the tired side....
Peanut: Y'know, I think you're [Bowser] making the most sense out of everyone right now.
Bowser Madius: Thanks for the tipoff, Chia.
*is purposely wasting space from hereon in* My point, Murdoc. It doesn't matter at all. You could say "codfish" and run off and it wouldn't matter.
Magical kitten: Oi. Can we all calm down a little bit? Stop being like people escaped form the loony bin?
Chia: Right, now even Murdoc's told you, so will you all just shut up and pay attention now? Christ, exactly how self-involved do you want to be? You don't think that maybe the band might have something relevant to say or something? Or are you just all interested in preening your own egos?
MaRia: Good idea... ... and with color.. So Russ? How about that wedding, marry me! eh? Eh? Eh??!??
Vensy: See why the Junk was better Murdoc? Not as many newbies. Fwoo.
W0LF: Psh, but you [Murdoc] didn't specifically say anyone. They'll continue to whine now. I will too. Oh, and Ash, there's only 18 of us.
Chickengirl: um................ haven't they just said this all before... im am, really confuzzed...
WildChild611: Hm. True. I think some people were just a wee bit over excited. Either that or I just read incredibly slowly.. That may also be the case.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Claps her claws* We may just have a little bit of control. *sits next to Murdoc and watches them* YOU'D THINK FOR A BUNCH OF FANS YOU'D HAVE THE RESPECT TO GIVE THEM THEIR SPACE TO TALK!!!!! WE USE THIS FORUM ALL FUCKIN' DAY!!! LET THEM HAVE A KICK AT IT FOR ONCE!!!
AngelKat: Feh, I think I'll just give up... I'm just making people mad... *sits in a corner, rocking back and forth, humming to herself*
GENIOUS_MAN: this is why I don't whine. my mom always said good things come to those who wait. but I do talk a lot but some people said I don't talk that much. if u all were relaxed and didn't drink so much coffee you would not be getting yelled by mr. murdoc. me I don't like coffee. now let's get to the questions
Chia: Hey Bowser, I have a brick wall here, you wanna come bang your head into it with me?
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Goes on about her life :: So...Dave...how does it feel to go past your 666th post?
Bowser Madius: Less than that made this jump up 70 pages... :S
XvJJP2003vX: its ok angelkat u didn't make me mad
Hail_Santa: The old junk and chato were always swamped when they came on though. :\
Peanut: I wouldn't be talking, Miss Obsessor [Ash]. XD But we love you anyway.
Bowser Madius: Sure [Chia], let me move my wall over to yours...maybe Murdoc will join or just watch us gleefully.
Chickengirl: .. hey, i've got a question, where are u Gorillaz living if the studios has been all closed off and all.. funky and stuff?
MaRia: Sorry.. so... I'll just be quiet... *being quiet*
Vensy: Erm, yes. I think they like to take their time to post stuff, though. Or maybe they're just traumatized.
Murdoc: Where's Russel? I wanted to show him the new Darkness video. He probably skipped out for a big Mac.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sighs heavily* *heads over to Bowser and Chia* Mind if I join you guys? We seem to be the only three making sense around here.
Dave12D3: actually me zombie x and some guy with a jibbresh name i cant pronounce
AngelKat: ...yay, I haven't made the world mad with anger... *continues rocking and humming*
Chia: [Murdoc will] Point and laugh, probably.
Magical kitten: *confused*
XvJJP2003vX: Maybe He Went For A Whopper Instead
Hail_Santa: You watch those fat jokes, mister. That man is the sexy beast he is today because of all that glorious fluff. More cushion for the pushin', you know.
Gina: Or probably for those chips n' sweets!
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) Maybe he would stick around longer if you stoppped picking on him. he's very sensitive about his weight. it's only a wheat allergy you know, murdoc
Chickengirl: ...question......... i had....... but er..... now im hungru for a hamburger. :P
Gina: Omg they're all here...
Dave12D3: noodle yay!
Chia: Noodle-chan! Konichi-wa! (Er, OK, that's all I know how to say)
MaRia: *sigh* ....-_-
Murdoc: How much wheat do you have to eat to get that big. I think i'd be allergic if I was scoffing 30 bowls of Wheet-o-bix a day.
AngelKat: Noodle! *hugs* Hiya!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *lays back on the sofa and attempts to relax*closes her eyes and wishes for Del* I wonder if we wish for control, if it'll come.
Peanut: Hey Noodle, how's puberty going? I'm sure HS can teach you a thing or two...
XvJJP2003vX: Hiya Noodle! Hows Life?
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Realizes she was acting like a n00b and smacks self ::
Bowser Madius: Wheat allergy? That's a big one...there's too much crap these days that has wheat in it. Probably why he's off for a Big Mac. ;)
Magical kitten: Why must you all pick on Russel? Hes cool. Leave the guy alone. *huggles russel* My fwiend
W0LF: Ha! Noodle's on. *humps Noodle's leg* Where have you been all this time? XD
Chickengirl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 NOOOOODLEEE!!! oh plese noodle plese say hi to me!!! i heart u noodle nooodle!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!! *dies*
Hail_Santa: Watch it, Niccals.
Magical kitten: O_o ^_^ hiya Noodle! How are ya?
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) I can't move. This room is too crowded.
Vensy: Yay, Noodle! Maybe she'll bring a calming aura into the board and everyone will simmer down, quoth WC. Oh. *hands Noodle a towel* o_O
Dave12D3: hands noodle a cool caculator like thing that translates from japanese to english
Gina: You go, HS!
WildChild611: Noodle has spoken. Yay, now all is good in the world. Hahaha.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Good Afternoon Noodle! I think it's.....Konnichiwa Ogenki Desu Ka?
Murdoc: Hail Santa's a chubby chaser!
MaRia: Don't make fun of Russel! He's perfect that way!!
XvJJP2003vX: u can jump on mah back Noodle
Chia: There's one for your signature, Santa!
AngelKat: Noodle's right... there's a loooot of people in here.. *trips over someone's foot*
Chickengirl: konichiwa noodle!!! all i ant is a hi noodle!!! noooodle please say hello to me!!! im going frantic here!!!!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Whoa. Muds is really breaking out the insults now. Whoot! Whoot! *thinks to herself* Ogenki desu ka is......how...are you I think.
W0LF: *continues humping Noodle's leg in the cramped space*
Vensy: Chickengirl would you please stop posting at size 100.
Bowser Madius: [W0LF], You're on my foot.
AngelKat: Stop it W0LF. You're gonna scare her away... o-o
Hail_Santa: Psh, you know it bitch. That big belly of his is fun to bounce off of. You should try it some time and take pictures.
Dave12D3: plays street fighter 2
Noodle: Murdoc is just a sore loser. russel made him look so silly on the golf course. All my friends were giggling at him. murdoc takes himself so seriously. It's comical.
Chickengirl: *eyes water.....* all i wamt ish a hello and i will be complete!!! u must complete me nooodle!! please!! i'll do anything!!! im desperate here!!! and im getting a little too over reacted..... arrrrgh.......... x_X
Zombie Hip h0p X: I think we pissed The Niccals off...
Peanut: Or let me videotape, at least. Man, I love my camera.
MaRia: ...what's chubby chaser?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *watches the chaos**gets swirly eyed and falls back onto Murdoc* Whoa...I'm gonna turn into dullard with all these headaches x_@
Magical kitten: Wolf, must you hump the poor girl?
W0LF: Get back in line [Bowser].
Vensy: Murdoc already said hello. x_x
GENIOUS_MAN: now since we've calmed down abit. quick nurse with the sleeping pills!!
Chickengirl: *sniff* please.....say...hello........i'll.....do....anything.............
Hail_Santa: I hear ya, Noodle. You should of drived one straight into the ol' package. It might have calmed him down a bit.
Magical kitten: *hands out sleeping pills* ^_^
XvJJP2003vX: Did We Piss You Off Muds???
Chickengirl: *sniff* please.....say...hello........i'll.....do....anything.............
Gina: Just tell us about how the movie's going and all that.
W0LF: Why won't noodle say something like "get off my leg"? I need something for my sig. XD
Chia: Nooo I have to go! Darn it! Five more minutes and I have to go out into that awful sunshine and get on with my life! Well, it's been lovely seeing you all; except the people who've fatally irritated me (you'll know who you are soon enough). Hail the Niccals, peace Russ and 2D, sayonara Noodle, it's been groovy...
Murdoc: I was using your stupid pint-sized golf clubs, midget.
Lunar_Mille: *gets tossed and pushed by the crowd*This is fun :D
Bowser Madius: And the post rate just slowed... Anyone still thinking of 2D or did we really lose him about 10 pages back?
XvJJP2003vX: Hey Back Off The Noodle Just Cause You Suck At Stuff Murdoc!!
Bowser Madius: No comment.
Zombie Hip h0p X: Yeah where did 2D go? I think he got lost
Hail_Santa: Hey now, let's not get catty. Silly Murdoc.
Chickengirl: o_o heyyyyyyy noodle watch-ya dooooin'???
MaRia: *sigh* Still no Russel...
Vensy: I'll never forget it. "Dave 1-2-3". XD
Chickengirl: o_o heyyyyyyy noodle watch-ya dooooin'???
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey Murdoc I have a question for you if you'll bother to answer it. Would you rather spend your week in here talking to all your fans, or would you rather go on vacation to Tenneessee? *Is going there so technically wonders which would be better now that she's seen this chaos*
AngelKat: *runs back a few pages in search of 2D*
WildChild611: You guys should have played miniature golf...Where you can talk and not get all creeped out by the slince...ish...ness..
Chickengirl: oops. i poster twice on accident... stoopid computer.... *bites it*
Dave12D3: read my sig lol
Chickengirl: oops. i poster twice on accident... stoopid computer.... *bites it*
W0LF: *is STILL humping Noodle's leg* I'm gonna keep this up until I get a response. Even something like "Get off my leg."
Shewolf: *Pokes XvJJP2003vX* Be careful. Hi, Murdie, Russ, 2D and Noodle. Argh! I've been at school while you've been talkin' with them!
Vensy: He's forgetful, Dave. ;_;
Peanut: Holy buckets [Chickengirl], would you shut up ?
XvJJP2003vX: O...Ok :D
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Eh...If any of you bother to look at my Signature, Stuff is the name of my dog o.o....Murdoc sucking Stuff? eh....*Coughs*
MaRia: *yawn* Sooo sleepy.... -_- And about that golf thing, it's just a game! Why are you taking it so seriously? O_o Stop whining... *yawn*... still sleepy... -___-
Gina: And high, Vensy, dear
Chickengirl: gah!!!!!!! stoopit stuuupid computer!!!! .... ill just stop talking for a wee-bit......
Noodle: Listen big or small, both me and Russel could bring tears to your eyes. Easy, silly man. Anyway I'm sorry to disturb you in you attempt to surf the net, mr.niccals but we have to reherse. I'll say goodbye till maybe tomorrow for the rest of you. Good to see you!
Chickengirl: gah!!!!!!! stoopit stuuupid computer!!!! .... ill just stop talking for a wee-bit......
Chia: Bye Noodle... and everyone else. I'm off.
XvJJP2003vX: BYEZ
Gina: Bye bye, sweet Noodle!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Good to see u 2 Noodle
AngelKat: Sayonara, Noodle! ^-^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *waves to Noodle* Bye Noodle!\ Hey Muds can you answer my question? I'm just curious that's all!! And Shewolf, I think you'd rather be at school then be here for the first 30 minutes of what happened here x)_x
Magical kitten: Adios Noodle. *waves*
Bowser Madius: Same to you [Noodle]. Good to see you again...hopefully 2D will turn up after we clear out this rubble.
Hail_Santa: Bye-bye Noodle. Stay spiffy.
Chickengirl: BYEEEE NOOOOOODLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murdoc: Er... OK tiny. Sorry i gotta go and teach the Gorillaz all my new songs. Show them the power of the plank. That's the bass guitar er,.. not me. Bye. And HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL SAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave12D3: satan is evil like gravy and ash of the apocolypse
Chia: Ash, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Come on ya'll!! SING WITH ME!! *takes out her drumsticks and starts playing the beat of She-Bang by Ricky Martin* Hah. Don't be fooled yet! READ MY LYRICS!!! Stuff: *plays the trumpets* *grabs a glass of White Russian, and toasts into the air* Whoo! *Dances* Everything is SO right!! *dances and sings* Dance with me, forget your name We're all here to do the same Russ lit the fuse and now it's ticking away Like a bomb yeah, damn! Sing with me, forget your life We're all here to have a good time We're playing games while we hittin the beat Like my drums, yea whoo! Well if lady luck gets on our side We're gonna rock this town alive The Gorillaz will come And rock us out We'll dance and we'll sing till The morning light! Let's She-bang! She-bang! When we groove, we'll groove We go crazy cuz Muds drinking so sweet yet he stings like a bee Like every fan knows his history! Let's She-bang! She-bang! Let's rock this forum down to size! To size! No one can play so fine They remind me that Gorillaz will win this every time!! Rock with me, forget your lines We're just the link in rock n roll time Del's rap sounds like a diamond map To this song, yea whoo! Talk with me, dance with my groove We sing the lines with nothing to loose We'll dance until the band goes home Then we're gone! Yea right!! Well if it looks like we, are doing the crime We better break out for our lives I'll play those drums with the grin on my face Singing until the end of space!! Let's She-bang! She-bang! When we groove, we'll groove We'll listen in as D sings his songs to the rhythm of mine Like every girl smells his sweet luring! Let's She-bang! She-bang! Let's rock this forum down to size! To size! No one can play so fine They remind me that Gorillaz can win this every time!! Well if lady luck gets on our side We're gonna rock this town alive The Gorillaz will come And rock us out We'll dance and we'll sing till The morning light! Let's She-bang! She-bang! When we groove, we'll groove Well when Noodle starts jamming on the guitar till fingers bleed We'll all dance till the police come, NOW FLEE! Let's She-bang! She-bang! Let's rock this forum down to size! To size! No one can play so fine They remind me that Gorillaz can win this every time!!
XvJJP2003vX: WHF!?!?!?!
GENIOUS_MAN: at least 7 hours.
AngelKat: People, Russel is here!
Hail_Santa: *kicks Ash into a conveniently placed crate nearby* Alright people, out of the way. This is a live one and she ain't taken her nap-time too well. I SAID MOVE!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: RUSSEL!! *hugs him* YOURE HERE!
XvJJP2003vX: ITS OK RUS WE STILL LUV U
Zombie Hip h0p X: What up Russ!!
Chia: Darn. They always turn up when I'm threatening someone with violence, not looking cool and insouciant.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: RUSSEL!! *hugs him* YOURE HERE! Whoa. Sorry bout the song thing.I got REALLY insane. Anyway, is Del awake? Thanks for oversleeping though ¬.¬
Peanut: I suggest you go back to sleep before you get hurt.
Angelkat: Our waiting has payed off! Hiya, Russ!
XvJJP2003vX: we kinda went insane but its ok
Lunar_Mille: Welcome to our war game, Russel
W0LF: Yup. That jump in users was them. XD
Chickengirl: ... i will tell a story.... once upon a yime bob was like, wel, its about time we did this thing here, and then a moose flew across the sky.... magical wee said the superheros of mt. ka-hinga. Look now im a sehorse!!! hurray!!!!!!! well, then there was this moose, wait, no there wasn't........the cheese nevr standed a chance, Fifi wanted to become a beauty king but she didn't have enough glue. and then they all got married. the end
Zombie Hip h0p X: Its a beautiful thing to you see ya Russ
XvJJP2003vX: So What U Guys Up 2
GENIOUS_MAN: bout time. but don't kill me . it's the coffee talking. I swear.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: What? I'm the only one that went insane!!! Are you crazy!!! *coughs* Anyway, *walks around Russel* Here Delly Delly Delly....
Dave12D3: i forgive you. probably cuz the drums in m1a1 repay for it lol
Murdoc: Russel's knackered out, man. On friday he said he was going to " open a can of Whoopass! on me". After I pointed out how dated that was, we decided to settle the arguement a fairer way. On the Fair way! So it was the best of nine holes to see who buys lunch today.
Hail_Santa: Hey look, it's Russ! Hmmm..it's time to make a mad dash for the first snog! *runs toward Russ, tongue lolling out*
Chia: OK, people? Coffee-hectic people? Shutting up and letting Russ talk would be nice...;)
Chickengirl: oh, russels here. sweeeet chickens magoooorfers
Murdoc: Russel's knackered out, man. On friday he said he was going to " open a can of Whoopass! on me". After I pointed out how dated that was, we decided to settle the arguement a fairer way. On the Fair way! So it was the best of nine holes to see who buys lunch today.
W0LF: Yo Russ, where's the other 'rillaz? They better show up before there's a riot... or Ash starts streaking.
Vensy: *looks around sleepily* ? ... Russ! :D
Angelkat: And now Murdoc's here! *jumps around like a maniac* Woo!
Zombie Hip h0p X: ALL HAIL THE NICCALS!!!!!!!! Whats up Murdoc!!
Chickengirl: fairies haunt me in my dreams.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
XvJJP2003vX: o wow Murdoc ive been wanting 2 talk 2 u...did u know i luv u so much
Magical kitten: Well hello again, Russel. How are ya?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *hugs Murdoc* Yay Murdoc is here as well. I had a very very strange dream about you once. Would you rather me tell it to everyone here or just send it as a private message? Beware, it is REALLY scary. Ask Peanut, I think I read it to her. *Shivers*
Hail_Santa: MURDOC! RUSSEL! Explain this: [posts porn pic of the Gorillaz]*skips away merrily*
Gina: *suddenly rapes Murdoc with a strap-on* And hello!
XvJJP2003vX: wtf!?!?!?!
Chickengirl: remeber people... go with the flow, dun act all jppy and exited and crazy like cuz the Gorillaz are here..!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *hugs Murdoc* Yay Murdoc is here as well. I had a very very strange dream about you once. Would you rather me tell it to everyone here or just send it as a private message? Beware, it is REALLY scary. Ask Peanut, I think I read it to her. *Shivers*
Dave12D3: now can i ask you some questions? ive been waiting all night and day for this. i need sleep lets get it over with
Murdoc: Nice sock Santa!
WildChild611: Hiya guys! ^_^
Chickengirl: remeber people... go with the flow, dun act all jppy and exited and crazy like cuz the Gorillaz are here..!!
XvJJP2003vX: lmao yea he would say somethin like that
W0LF: *busts out laughing at Gina and HS*
Chickengirl: ..............o.o moose.
Dave12D3: wheres D?
Zombie Hip h0p X: ok...clinteastwood, Bakemono, and Elendraug say hi
Vensy: Is 2-D gonna be here this time too?
Chia: Don't mind them, they're all sugar-high. So, Murdoc, Russel, tell me things. Movie? Album? Are you wooing us into a possible singles-buying frenzy? That'd be nice.
AngelKat: *tackles W0LF* Woo, I'm hyper!
Russel: Yeah me and Murdoc did play golf. he thinks he's like Iggy pop or something. or Alice Cooper! But I won. Murdoc's gotta buy me lunch.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *falls over**grabs Santa's gun and guards the front entrance from evil "think they know it all" newbies* *Cracks her neck* *takes a sip from her White Russian and glares at the city below them*
XvJJP2003vX: Hey Can I Have A Hug From 1 Of U
Murdoc: It's gonna break my bank account that greedy sod!
Chickengirl: heheee. golf... wathcinh them two play would be quite entertaining i reckon....
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *falls over**grabs Santa's gun and guards the front entrance from evil "think they know it all" newbies* *Cracks her neck* *takes a sip from her White Russian and glares at the city below them*
Zombie Hip h0p X: Haha Muds
XvJJP2003vX: ha ha Murdoc Sucks At Golf
Gina: *rapes Russel blissfully* Hello!
Dave12D3: why dont you tell us some embarassing stories about the others and end up fighting again lol
Magical kitten: *is confused already*
AngelKat: I want a hug, too! *trips, stands back up, and suddenly regains her sanity*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Gina. You're worse then me. Rule 1. No one rapes the Gorillaz. Murdoc rapes YOU. *Coughs* Once again that was no offense Muds ^_^;;;;;
GENIOUS_MAN: opps I keep hiting refresh instead of post reply.
Chickengirl: ............... o.o would it be possible for noodle to come on.... i would like to say hi to her.. but i dunno mabye not
Gina: He won't get to rape me. Muahaha...
W0LF: Yeah, I hope noodle gets on.. XD
Dave12D3: pay attention to me! i didnt stay awake for 15 hours to get ignored by gorillaz!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Man Russ, Muds...you better make this worth while...I haven't slept because of you guys
Magical kitten: You can't rape the willing.
Vensy: Gina's pretty vivavicous Ash. o__o'
Hail_Santa: Awww, Murdoc, you dig my scock? I'll use it on you if you don't watch it. You up for some 100% cotton play?
Russel: 2D's gone to the cinema. Man, his taste in movies is wwwhaaaaaaack!. He's gone to see some film called "Igby goes down" 'cos it was billed as Ferris Bueller's year off. A whole year of that great. Boy!
Angelkat: Yea, I'd like to say hello to Noods. Is she gonna be here anytime soon?
Gina: I'm not willing. Eww...
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: I'm surprised Gina. Trust me. HE CAN. You don't know the power of Murdoc O_O;;;; Ask MK. She visited his workshop *nodnod**looks around for any sign of Del* Jebus...I really need to get his sleep schedule down.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: I'm surprised Gina. Trust me. HE CAN. You don't know the power of Murdoc O_O;;;; Ask MK. She visited his workshop *nodnod**looks around for any sign of Del* Jebus...I really need to get his sleep schedule down.
XvJJP2003vX: Well Tell Him Hi 4 All Of Us
Chickengirl: ..whats with all this raping buisness..?
Chia: I hope he's got plenty of popcorn. Are you sure he'll get all the jokes, Russ?
Magical kitten: ...I was kidding. XD
AngelKat: Someone say 'Hi!' to 2D for me, okay? Okay?!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Umm...can one of yous just say my name? and I would be in true bliss...and tell 2D I said I loved him
Gina: I'll rape him first. Hehehehehe
Murdoc: Dave, mate. I'm blanking you, you goon
Chickengirl: blah... i wanna see 28 Days Later.. and Pirates of The Carrabiean
Dave12D3: hows the movie going
W0LF: Even Russel's not allowed to say sh i t.. But I am!
XvJJP2003vX: Murdoc Just Mad Cause He Sucks At Golf
Magical kitten: ^_^ I wanna go to the movies, too. T_T But I don't have a car yet. Darn
Chickengirl: ...blanked...?
AngelKat: 28 Days Later is awesome! I saw it a couple o' days ago. Missed the first three minutes, though...
Gina: Murdoc, Scock loves you. Ask it, it's there with Hail Santa.
Hail_Santa: That's it, no holding out anymore! Russel, may I ravish you thoroughly on a nearby piece of furniture?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Few things to know here. 1. Zombie, I will slap you. The presence of the Gorillaz should be enough for you to stay awake. They are GODS. *coughs* ANywho. My computer is being a bitch and an ASSHOLE to all of those who are noticing my double posts. How to fix this, I will not know unless Murdoc has ANY ideas, being the technician he is. *coughs* I can sense Del is NOT awake, and I am in SERIOUS need of coffee.
Zombie Hip h0p X: It's like Ireally wanna see 28 Dayz Later...I wanna say great with out being bleeped out
Chia: 'blank' verb, the art of ignoring a muppet.
Dave12D3: ??
Zombie Hip h0p X: man I got bleeped
W0LF: *humps Ash's leg* Ha!
Magical kitten: Murdoc, what the heck does blanked mean? O_o
MaRia: *suddently pops in out of nowhere* Have they come yet, have they?????
Vensy: No 2-D? Eee, no raping for Vensy. Yet. o_O *freakish music*
Russel: I got the Rage
Chickengirl: AUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! IM ISH REALLY CONFUZZED, ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOOUT RAPING AND BLANKING AND OTHER STUFF!!!
Dave12D3: what is the movie gonna be about
Hail_Santa: It means Murdoc is giving Dave the cold and oddly clammy shoulder, Kitten.
Zombie Hip h0p X: ...Dammit I asked nicely...I stayed up all night for you guys...can one of you say my name!!!??? Please :: Hugs Onto Murdoc ::
XvJJP2003vX: So What Are You Guys Doing Today?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: They are here Maria. *screams and kicks Wolf off* JEBUS CRIKEY FOR satan'S LIFE STOP HUMPING MY LEG!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?
Chia: Look, no offence guys, but can you all shut up about coffee, sugar, deviant sex and all the rest of it and just let the bloody band post?!
Gina: How about... penetrating? Turn around, Murdoc....
AngelKat: I wanna have a interesting conversation with someone... hey Russ, do you give autographs?!
W0LF: good thing it didn't censor your Rage. *snicker* So Russ, is Noodle showing up? Huh?
MaRia: Ruuuussssellll! *clings in to russel* I love ya!! :D
Chickengirl: BAD WOLF BAD!! *sprays her wif water bottle*
Hail_Santa: Yeah, so do I. In my pants! Now shut the hell up and on your knees, boy. It's time to convert you to santanism.
Magical kitten: She, you're trying to stela my technicion! I can't spell! Hands off! O_o Heh. Not really. You can have him too. XD
Dave12D3: **shoots self**
Chickengirl: o.o ALMOST TO 100!!!!
MaRia: O_o *has no idea what's going on*...
Gina: Let me anal-rape Murdoc and then I'm done here!
XvJJP2003vX: Um I Think They Think We Gone Mad
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: cries :: I am unloved!! :'(
Peanut: Hey, HS, you mind if I videotape?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Chia. I have come to a conclusion that your mouth is obviously not tolerated nor is it accessable by ANYBODY in this post right now. So technically, no one is going to listen to you. While I am on that subject, I AM NOT going to listen to you. *Coughs* But this rape stuff has GOT to stop x_x. Where's Del at? Then I'll consider!
Vensy: I hope they aren't just realising how odd the board members are.
Chia: Or alternatively, you can all ignore me and gabble amongst yourselves whilst Murdoc and Russel look on in what can only be described as horror. ;)
GENIOUS_MAN: in my cell,mad as hell, might as well, give you some sore sh!t to sell hellio
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Chia. I have come to a conclusion that your mouth is obviously not tolerated nor is it accessable by ANYBODY in this post right now. So technically, no one is going to listen to you. While I am on that subject, I AM NOT going to listen to you. *Coughs* But this rape stuff has GOT to stop x_x. Where's Del at? Then I'll consider!
Dave12D3: murdoc now i will blow you up if you dont pay attention russ is too big for a rocket launcher so i wont even try
Magical kitten: O_o I know I did not make those typos. O_o I said "Ash, your trying to steal" I know I spelled technicion wrong. But I didn't do the others. *cries*
Hail_Santa: Of course not Peanut, feel free to join in! He has to get back here though.
MaRia: :S
Chickengirl: ur the people who have gone mad... why do u wanna friggin rape the gorillaz members!??! that ish just a liitle too obsessive there...
WildChild611: ...I just felt like posting something because I feel left out! So, yeah! :D
Murdoc: Ash. Don't push it with the computer technician inneundo love, or my lawyer will sue. I've got an image to keep up.
Gina: Murdoc, I think you dropped your keys. Yes yes bend over, get them...
Chia: Ash, I think I told you before that you annoy the piss out of me. Save yourself the trouble of trying to flame me, it won't work; just don't talk to or even at me, OK?!
XvJJP2003vX: Rus Where Is Del At?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Raping a band member is not an obessession Chicky. It's merely what Murdoc would call "Lust for the Rock God."
Zombie Hip h0p X: Am I nothing?!?!
AngelKat: I want civilized conversation! *trips and falls on top of.. someone* o-o;;
MaRia: *feeling quite ignored here... and confused*
Vensy: XD!
Magical kitten: -_- If this piece of crap freezes one more time, causing me to become to confused as of what's happening, I'm going to hurt something. XD *nods* Yeah. Anyway.
Gina: I'm being very natural.
Dave12D3: ah f u c k it[/b][/u]
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Sniggers* Alright Muds. Fine. No more of your technician. I'm more for Del anywho. You've got a great image anyway!!!
Hail_Santa: Gina, he's making it pretty hard for you isn't he? Well Russ completely disappeared. I suppose we'll have to jump Murdoc together. Can I borrow a cup of Niccals?
W0LF: You're just mad because MK turned you down for that "Upgrade." You sicko. Hitting on children...
Chickengirl: okie then......
Zombie Hip h0p X: ...Hey Russel or Murdoc...when you all get the time don't you wanna read a story I wrote about you guys
Gina: How about a bottle? I know where I could stick it.. ( looks at Murdoc )
Vensy: Murdoc keeps mentioning your name, Ash. It's a sign. *wooo*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey leave Muds alone *slaps Wolf on the head* If he wants MK let him have MK. Where the HELL does it say in his contract that he can't do that?
GENIOUS_MAN: let's go to the zoo and fling monkey poo. we can free the apes.
Murdoc: Where's Beyonce? Someone told she was gonna be logging on about now
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Feels left out and ignored :: :(
Chickengirl: ...........i wanna talk to noodle * says it in snobby little 5 year old voice*
XvJJP2003vX: Beyonce Said She Knew You Where Gonna Be Here And Cancelled
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *points at Maria* STOP IT!! I do NOT love Murdoc Niccals. I will NOT GO AGAINST MY DEAR GHOST! Muhah. I may be a fan of Murdoc, BUT I DO NOT GO AGAINST DEL!!!! Del is my life just like Music is my soul and Gorillaz is my rhythm!!!
Chickengirl: byonce?!!??!?!?!!?!? wtf....
W0LF: Bring us Noodle!
Chickengirl: . i think beyonce ish a little out of range for u murdoc
Zombie Hip h0p X: I'm Beyounce...ok...so I'm not...I just wanna be talked to :(
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *points at Maria* STOP IT!! I do NOT love Murdoc Niccals. I will NOT GO AGAINST MY DEAR GHOST! Muhah. I may be a fan of Murdoc, BUT I DO NOT GO AGAINST DEL!!!! Del is my life just like Music is my soul and Gorillaz is my rhythm!!!
Gina: WHOOO CARES? Shut up, mr. Niccals. I'll just rape you and my mission is done. BEND OVER.
Russel: Blanking is an english term for ignoring someone.
AngelKat: How about no, genious_man...
Hail_Santa: Beyonce? I don't think you're ready for that jelly, Muds.
Peanut: Beyonce? Ooh ooh, I get first dibs.
Dave12D3: who told you beyonce was gonna be here
Magical kitten: lol. I'm 16. I'm not really one for going to a...what is it now? 37? 37 year olds "workshop" for an "upgrade. XD And are you making fun of my typos, Ash? T_T
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *points at Maria* STOP IT!! I do NOT love Murdoc Niccals. I will NOT GO AGAINST MY DEAR GHOST! Muhah. I may be a fan of Murdoc, BUT I DO NOT GO AGAINST DEL!!!! Del is my life just like Music is my soul and Gorillaz is my rhythm!!!
Vensy: Beyonce? Please don't mean Knowles. o_o
Chickengirl: ..............er..
AngelKat: We kinda established that a while ago...
XvJJP2003vX: Um Rus Hate To Break It 2 Ya But Ur Kinda Late On That...Its Ok I Love Ya Still
MaRia: What did I do??? ... I want Russelll!! :(
Magical kitten: Ohhh.....I see. Well, I didnt see what it meant, cuz every time I post, theres already another page. Ah well.
Chickengirl: i think russel ish gone
Murdoc: I don't think she's ready for my jelly. She looks silly crazy , gumby fresh in that video.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *grits her teeth* Hey Murdoc, Russ. DO either of you happen to have a mallet, wrench, knife, chainsaw, or a simple destructive device around you? I'd clearly like to kill my computer right now. And AOHELL!!!!!
Hail_Santa: Obviously Russel isn't up for a go this early, can I just lick your head then? Ohhh shiny.
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Jumps up and down :: I wanna be talked to :'(
Chia: Maybe if you lot weren't prattling on like hyenas on speed then Russel's post would have appeared sooner. Just a theory.
Vensy: Russ musta gotten lost in the flood of messages. *randomly drowns*
Dave12D3: all f ucking night waiting just to get ignored that pisses me off. imma go throw trucks around and maybe sleep
W0LF: XD
Chickengirl: heeee. ready for my jelly, your so clever murdoc
Peanut: Don't worry, she's just crazy. *patpat*
XvJJP2003vX: Murdoc Shut Up!! She Out Of Your Reach...2D Could Get Her
WildChild611: Looks like Ash has an itchy clicker finger. That's the fourth time I've seen that post, I think... O_o
Gina: I still love how you pissed your pants, Murdoc
Vensy: I had to wake up at 5 AM but I don't care. Adapt. @-@'
Chickengirl: heeee. ready for my jelly, your so clever murdoc
AngelKat: Murdoc! Autograph my foot, would ya! @-@ *is going insane*
W0LF: *randomly humps people's legs*
Dave12D3: **laughs at muds**hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
MaRia: Wha? What girl? What's going on!!?! :(
Hail_Santa: If you ever use such adjectives again I'll have your head on a platter. Shame on you, Murdoc! SHAME!
GENIOUS_MAN: everyone slow the fuck down with ur posting about raping and other sh!t. my computer is to slow
Zombie Hip h0p X: DAVE YOU REACHED 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chickengirl: ........Wolf!! controll yourself!! *sprays her wif watter bottle again*
Gina: I'll buy Murdoc a nappy, then he can be happy.
AngelKat: I just want Murdoc to sign my foot. I'll calm down once my right foot is autographed.
Peanut: Heeeeeey... *hiss*
Vensy: *hands out free towels* ^_^
Magical kitten: YES! Please slow down! My computer can't keep up!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *scratches her ear* My computer hates me. Everyone hates me. Murdoc hates me. satan hates me. My mother hates me. *scratches her ear* I'm so unloved anymore. But what the hell, I have what I need. *screams and scratches my ear* Don't worry Zombie, I'm being ignored too. Sure Murdoc shouts my name every so often, but you'll REALLY get me riled up if Del was here, *sighs happily*
W0LF: Psh, they seem to be off in their own little world, posting 10 pages behind. XD I don't think Russel and Murdoc are used to forums.
Zombie Hip h0p X: DAMN I WAS ON 666!!!!!! First I stay up all night to get ignored and now I missed my 666th post
MaRia: *does the chicken dance*
Hail_Santa: But..it's the Gorillaz..and..rape..it's..fun..and..the..Gorillaz..rape..must rape them..
Dave12D3: murdoc i have 666 posts you must WORSHIP ME!!!!!
2D: That bloody igby film was rubbish!!. some giant fish terrorizing a beach town. i don't get it?
Chickengirl: what do u excpect Vensy...? of course every one ish gonna go insane
XvJJP2003vX: 2D i love you so much can i have a hug!!!
Gina: 2D just arrived and he already annoys me with his odd typing.
AngelKat: 2D! Sign my left foot! Please!? O__O
Dave12D3: hey d. im being ignored by everyone,and people are trying to rape u all
Chia: Hey beautiful! *smiles at 2D* How are you? Please God will you try and inject some sort of zen calm into this lot, they're mental!
Vensy: I wouldn't trust a movie with 'Igby' in the name, D..
2D: That bloody igby film was rubbish!!. some giant fish terrorizing a beach town. i don't get it?
Zombie Hip h0p X: 2D I would to say that I love you!!! :: Hugs 2D ::
Murdoc: Look out Mastermind's back from the cinema. 3rd time this week he got to see Jaws. tit
W0LF: ... HER? O_O Oh, and lookie. 2D's on. Now if noodle would post, as I see 4 "hidden" people...
Peanut: Ehh, screw Beyonce. Seconds dibs on 2D! *waves a wad of cash*
Chia: Anyone wanna ciggie?
Zombie Hip h0p X: tit Murdoc? LMAO XD
Hail_Santa: Oh look, it's 2d! Did a smurf really take a crap on your head? We must know.
Chickengirl: hiyah 2-d!! Waves*
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Sorry for taking the spotlight from you for a sec Muds, REALLY don't mean to, gotta keep your image after all. But.. *Stands in front of him towards everyone* WILL EVERYONE HEEL!!!!!!
Gina: I think Murdoc's getting seriously too old. Muahaha.
MaRia: Mr.Pott!! You're not gonna ignore me are ya?? RUSSEL!! Tell him to come!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Sorry for taking the spotlight from you for a sec Muds, REALLY don't mean to, gotta keep your image after all. But.. *Stands in front of him towards everyone* WILL EVERYONE HEEL!!!!!!
Chickengirl: ..........a music artist can never be too old
2D: Why's everyone ignoring DAve1-2-3. Hey Dave! how's it hanging. What time is it, over Dave's way?
Magical kitten: ^_^ Hello 2D. Sorry the film was rubbish. O_o I've never seen Jaws.... I dun want one. They be bad for you. ^_^
XvJJP2003vX: So 2D Whats The Next Movie You Gonna See
Dave12D3: 2d. i guess the film totally suxxored well at least you got here ive been here all night and day waiting for you guys and then they ignore me whats up with that?
Chickengirl: dave ish feeling neglected... ish he still here?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok. Sorry for taking the spotlight from you for a sec Muds, REALLY don't mean to, gotta keep your image after all. But.. *Stands in front of him towards everyone* WILL EVERYONE HEEL!!!!!!
W0LF: *chants* Noodle! Noodle! Noodle! I've got leg-humping to do. XD
Zombie Hip h0p X: I'll say it loud and proud... I LOVE 2D!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am being ignored 2D no one say my name :: cries ::
Hail_Santa:
*snickers* 2D wants to know how it's hanging.. Oh please say something crude, Dave.
Chickengirl: hey 2-d.. what other kinda movies do u likes...? o.o
XvJJP2003vX: Um Can 1 of u please give me a hug??? :'(
AngelKat: ;-; I'm being ignored... 2D, Russel, Murdoc! Just say hi to me and I'll be forever grateful! O-O
Gina: Want some sweet corn, 2-D? XD
Dave12D3: i had a 666th post just now and murdoc didnt even hail me lol
Chickengirl: i likes scary movies... my favourite ish the SHinning,,,,
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Cries :: Why won't anyone pay attention to the Zombie? I just wanna be talked to so I can sleep happy...since I didn't get to sleep today :'(
W0LF: We're all being ignored.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *pants heavily* *Sighs* I give up *flops down onto her stomach with her Del plush* Everyone just ignore me. Unless D wants to talk. *coughs and watches mayhem insue*
Hail_Santa: Gina, 2d likes pink socks. ;)
Bowser Madius: No wonder this jumped up 70 pages, you can't even read anything without reloading to find 10 new posts...
Chickengirl: i told u meefs everyone would be ignored....
MaRia: ....Even you ignore me... I'm ignored too... oh well... -__- *goes into conrner and hisses*... -__-
AngelKat: *sits next to W0LF* I need to be noticed... HELP ME! O-O
Peanut: Oh, c'mon y'all, there's over twenty people logged on... they're not gonna pay special attention to each and every one of you . ...Did I mention that today's my birthday, Muds? XP
W0LF: I might hit my 666'th post before this topic's dead.
Chia: Oh, yeah. So now you're all getting ignored you calm down and shut up. I'm not one for saying I told you so, but.... ;)
Chickengirl: i told u meefs everyone would be ignored....
WildChild611: Not the SHINNING! I better go find my shin guards after this... XD I'm just kidding, I just thought that was a rather funny typo.
Vensy: !!!pink socks!!!
Zombie Hip h0p X: This blows!!!!!!!!!!!
XvJJP2003vX: i feel alone :'( :'( no1 will say hi 2 me
Bowser Madius: Oh I'm afraid that's near impossible...
W0LF: It's tha Shinning I tell ya! They'll kick your shins! Or I'll hump them. XD
Gina: PINK SOCKS! See the truth about 2-D http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2375813
Dave12D3: 9:07 since 1:00pm yesterday ive been awake still need sleep
Magical kitten: *head spins* Woah.....Too fast.....can't keep up...*stumbles around*
Hail_Santa: Hey! I'm satisfied, Murdoc digs my scock.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Ok can't everyone just calm down and get along? *starts passing out White Russians and Vodka to everyone* Now, we're all happy Gorillaz are here but can we have an intellicqual thingly of a talk thing with them? They can barely post with everyone ranting!!!
Chickengirl: bowser!!!! *tackles bowser* HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
GENIOUS_MAN: umm...... we want to hear more about the filming in the states. give us a tralier.
Chia: Bowser Madius! Thank God. A fragile thread of sanity returns.
Lunar_Mille: Now that the talk of sex is over, maybe I can get out from under this table,*stares at 2D* Hello
MaRia: *gets desperate*.... Someone hear me..... arghh... *screams* RUSSEL! COME!!!! Come on!!! I need to see him!!
W0LF: This blows, sucks, AND anally rapes, but we're all still here.
Chickengirl: ..... u peeps shouldn'r be getting angry....
XvJJP2003vX: :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( no1 loves me i just wanna be notcied
Gina: Aren't we? XD
Bowser Madius: Anyone ever think that if you STOP POSTING FOR A SECOND it might give them just a SMIDGEN of time to respond to something? Just a thought...I think 2D got lost.
Dave12D3: well 2d said something about me yay!
AngelKat: I'm not angry, I just want someone to say "Hi" to me...
Chickengirl: mabye if u type in big font u will get notciced.. XD
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Sighs :: It's all good...I just wanted someone to say my name!
Vensy: Sometimes niceness results in disaster. Anyone remember Russel telling us all when they'd be back to post?
MaRia: *does the chicken dance*
Dave12D3: hi
W0LF: Oh shut up Bowser
WildChild611: Haha, simmer down... Fwoo, that's funny. Don't really know why though, but it is.
Gina: Come on, people, I think we all should calm down now.
Chickengirl: *ish silent like a necatarine bannana*
Bowser Madius: We're all doomed, Vensy.
Lunar_Mille: Where's the band? Russel?2D?Murdoc?Noodle?Del?Dr. satan?
Magical kitten: Heh. *sits in beanbag chair and watches posts zoom by*
Chickengirl: *ish silent like a necatarine bannana*
AngelKat: I was talking about them.. *points to 2D, Russel, and Murdoc* But, hey to you, too...
Murdoc: Aaahh! Listen to all you babies. You all feel alone in a crowded room. How many times do I have to say 'hello'? I thought Gorillaz fans were harder. Even 2D doesn't moan if I don't say hello. HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!!
W0LF: OHMYGAWD BOWSER MENTIONED YOUR NAME VENSY!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: OK EVERYONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP!!! *coughs* Ok. We're happy. We're ignored. THATS OK!!!. There's only four Gorillaz, and there's over 22 of US. Can we please settle down! You're even sending Bowser here over the edge!!!! How about we all stop, because I know the Gorillaz are reading some 50 pages back where we left them (not that Im saying their slow) But seriously people, Don't ya think you'd give a little more respect to a band that's given you all this so far? I mean seriously! We're gonna kick em out with all our posts! I bet by 9:30 EST or whatever, this place will overload with 666 pages!!!! RELAX!!!!
Hail_Santa: In all this madness it appears I've lost my pants. I don't know how, I don't know why, but I'm cold. Madius: *hug*
Gina: Calm down, Mr. Niccals.
XvJJP2003vX: Murdoc Kicks ASS!!!!
Dave12D3: hands murdoc a megaphone 'this will help'
Zombie Hip h0p X: See thats all I wanted HI MURDOC !!!!!!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Sorry for whinning just a bit on the tired side....
Peanut: Y'know, I think you're [Bowser] making the most sense out of everyone right now.
Bowser Madius: Thanks for the tipoff, Chia.
*is purposely wasting space from hereon in* My point, Murdoc. It doesn't matter at all. You could say "codfish" and run off and it wouldn't matter.
Magical kitten: Oi. Can we all calm down a little bit? Stop being like people escaped form the loony bin?
Chia: Right, now even Murdoc's told you, so will you all just shut up and pay attention now? Christ, exactly how self-involved do you want to be? You don't think that maybe the band might have something relevant to say or something? Or are you just all interested in preening your own egos?
MaRia: Good idea... ... and with color.. So Russ? How about that wedding, marry me! eh? Eh? Eh??!??
Vensy: See why the Junk was better Murdoc? Not as many newbies. Fwoo.
W0LF: Psh, but you [Murdoc] didn't specifically say anyone. They'll continue to whine now. I will too. Oh, and Ash, there's only 18 of us.
Chickengirl: um................ haven't they just said this all before... im am, really confuzzed...
WildChild611: Hm. True. I think some people were just a wee bit over excited. Either that or I just read incredibly slowly.. That may also be the case.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *Claps her claws* We may just have a little bit of control. *sits next to Murdoc and watches them* YOU'D THINK FOR A BUNCH OF FANS YOU'D HAVE THE RESPECT TO GIVE THEM THEIR SPACE TO TALK!!!!! WE USE THIS FORUM ALL FUCKIN' DAY!!! LET THEM HAVE A KICK AT IT FOR ONCE!!!
AngelKat: Feh, I think I'll just give up... I'm just making people mad... *sits in a corner, rocking back and forth, humming to herself*
GENIOUS_MAN: this is why I don't whine. my mom always said good things come to those who wait. but I do talk a lot but some people said I don't talk that much. if u all were relaxed and didn't drink so much coffee you would not be getting yelled by mr. murdoc. me I don't like coffee. now let's get to the questions
Chia: Hey Bowser, I have a brick wall here, you wanna come bang your head into it with me?
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Goes on about her life :: So...Dave...how does it feel to go past your 666th post?
Bowser Madius: Less than that made this jump up 70 pages... :S
XvJJP2003vX: its ok angelkat u didn't make me mad
Hail_Santa: The old junk and chato were always swamped when they came on though. :\
Peanut: I wouldn't be talking, Miss Obsessor [Ash]. XD But we love you anyway.
Bowser Madius: Sure [Chia], let me move my wall over to yours...maybe Murdoc will join or just watch us gleefully.
Chickengirl: .. hey, i've got a question, where are u Gorillaz living if the studios has been all closed off and all.. funky and stuff?
MaRia: Sorry.. so... I'll just be quiet... *being quiet*
Vensy: Erm, yes. I think they like to take their time to post stuff, though. Or maybe they're just traumatized.
Murdoc: Where's Russel? I wanted to show him the new Darkness video. He probably skipped out for a big Mac.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *sighs heavily* *heads over to Bowser and Chia* Mind if I join you guys? We seem to be the only three making sense around here.
Dave12D3: actually me zombie x and some guy with a jibbresh name i cant pronounce
AngelKat: ...yay, I haven't made the world mad with anger... *continues rocking and humming*
Chia: [Murdoc will] Point and laugh, probably.
Magical kitten: *confused*
XvJJP2003vX: Maybe He Went For A Whopper Instead
Hail_Santa: You watch those fat jokes, mister. That man is the sexy beast he is today because of all that glorious fluff. More cushion for the pushin', you know.
Gina: Or probably for those chips n' sweets!
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) Maybe he would stick around longer if you stoppped picking on him. he's very sensitive about his weight. it's only a wheat allergy you know, murdoc
Chickengirl: ...question......... i had....... but er..... now im hungru for a hamburger. :P
Gina: Omg they're all here...
Dave12D3: noodle yay!
Chia: Noodle-chan! Konichi-wa! (Er, OK, that's all I know how to say)
MaRia: *sigh* ....-_-
Murdoc: How much wheat do you have to eat to get that big. I think i'd be allergic if I was scoffing 30 bowls of Wheet-o-bix a day.
AngelKat: Noodle! *hugs* Hiya!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *lays back on the sofa and attempts to relax*closes her eyes and wishes for Del* I wonder if we wish for control, if it'll come.
Peanut: Hey Noodle, how's puberty going? I'm sure HS can teach you a thing or two...
XvJJP2003vX: Hiya Noodle! Hows Life?
Zombie Hip h0p X: :: Realizes she was acting like a n00b and smacks self ::
Bowser Madius: Wheat allergy? That's a big one...there's too much crap these days that has wheat in it. Probably why he's off for a Big Mac. ;)
Magical kitten: Why must you all pick on Russel? Hes cool. Leave the guy alone. *huggles russel* My fwiend
W0LF: Ha! Noodle's on. *humps Noodle's leg* Where have you been all this time? XD
Chickengirl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 NOOOOODLEEE!!! oh plese noodle plese say hi to me!!! i heart u noodle nooodle!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!! *dies*
Hail_Santa: Watch it, Niccals.
Magical kitten: O_o ^_^ hiya Noodle! How are ya?
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) I can't move. This room is too crowded.
Vensy: Yay, Noodle! Maybe she'll bring a calming aura into the board and everyone will simmer down, quoth WC. Oh. *hands Noodle a towel* o_O
Dave12D3: hands noodle a cool caculator like thing that translates from japanese to english
Gina: You go, HS!
WildChild611: Noodle has spoken. Yay, now all is good in the world. Hahaha.
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Good Afternoon Noodle! I think it's.....Konnichiwa Ogenki Desu Ka?
Murdoc: Hail Santa's a chubby chaser!
MaRia: Don't make fun of Russel! He's perfect that way!!
XvJJP2003vX: u can jump on mah back Noodle
Chia: There's one for your signature, Santa!
AngelKat: Noodle's right... there's a loooot of people in here.. *trips over someone's foot*
Chickengirl: konichiwa noodle!!! all i ant is a hi noodle!!! noooodle please say hello to me!!! im going frantic here!!!!!!!
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Whoa. Muds is really breaking out the insults now. Whoot! Whoot! *thinks to herself* Ogenki desu ka is......how...are you I think.
W0LF: *continues humping Noodle's leg in the cramped space*
Vensy: Chickengirl would you please stop posting at size 100.
Bowser Madius: [W0LF], You're on my foot.
AngelKat: Stop it W0LF. You're gonna scare her away... o-o
Hail_Santa: Psh, you know it bitch. That big belly of his is fun to bounce off of. You should try it some time and take pictures.
Dave12D3: plays street fighter 2
Noodle: Murdoc is just a sore loser. russel made him look so silly on the golf course. All my friends were giggling at him. murdoc takes himself so seriously. It's comical.
Chickengirl: *eyes water.....* all i wamt ish a hello and i will be complete!!! u must complete me nooodle!! please!! i'll do anything!!! im desperate here!!! and im getting a little too over reacted..... arrrrgh.......... x_X
Zombie Hip h0p X: I think we pissed The Niccals off...
Peanut: Or let me videotape, at least. Man, I love my camera.
MaRia: ...what's chubby chaser?
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *watches the chaos**gets swirly eyed and falls back onto Murdoc* Whoa...I'm gonna turn into dullard with all these headaches x_@
Magical kitten: Wolf, must you hump the poor girl?
W0LF: Get back in line [Bowser].
Vensy: Murdoc already said hello. x_x
GENIOUS_MAN: now since we've calmed down abit. quick nurse with the sleeping pills!!
Chickengirl: *sniff* please.....say...hello........i'll.....do....anything.............
Hail_Santa: I hear ya, Noodle. You should of drived one straight into the ol' package. It might have calmed him down a bit.
Magical kitten: *hands out sleeping pills* ^_^
XvJJP2003vX: Did We Piss You Off Muds???
Chickengirl: *sniff* please.....say...hello........i'll.....do....anything.............
Gina: Just tell us about how the movie's going and all that.
W0LF: Why won't noodle say something like "get off my leg"? I need something for my sig. XD
Chia: Nooo I have to go! Darn it! Five more minutes and I have to go out into that awful sunshine and get on with my life! Well, it's been lovely seeing you all; except the people who've fatally irritated me (you'll know who you are soon enough). Hail the Niccals, peace Russ and 2D, sayonara Noodle, it's been groovy...
Murdoc: I was using your stupid pint-sized golf clubs, midget.
Lunar_Mille: *gets tossed and pushed by the crowd*This is fun :D
Bowser Madius: And the post rate just slowed... Anyone still thinking of 2D or did we really lose him about 10 pages back?
XvJJP2003vX: Hey Back Off The Noodle Just Cause You Suck At Stuff Murdoc!!
Bowser Madius: No comment.
Zombie Hip h0p X: Yeah where did 2D go? I think he got lost
Hail_Santa: Hey now, let's not get catty. Silly Murdoc.
Chickengirl: o_o heyyyyyyy noodle watch-ya dooooin'???
MaRia: *sigh* Still no Russel...
Vensy: I'll never forget it. "Dave 1-2-3". XD
Chickengirl: o_o heyyyyyyy noodle watch-ya dooooin'???
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Hey Murdoc I have a question for you if you'll bother to answer it. Would you rather spend your week in here talking to all your fans, or would you rather go on vacation to Tenneessee? *Is going there so technically wonders which would be better now that she's seen this chaos*
AngelKat: *runs back a few pages in search of 2D*
WildChild611: You guys should have played miniature golf...Where you can talk and not get all creeped out by the slince...ish...ness..
Chickengirl: oops. i poster twice on accident... stoopid computer.... *bites it*
Dave12D3: read my sig lol
Chickengirl: oops. i poster twice on accident... stoopid computer.... *bites it*
W0LF: *is STILL humping Noodle's leg* I'm gonna keep this up until I get a response. Even something like "Get off my leg."
Shewolf: *Pokes XvJJP2003vX* Be careful. Hi, Murdie, Russ, 2D and Noodle. Argh! I've been at school while you've been talkin' with them!
Vensy: He's forgetful, Dave. ;_;
Peanut: Holy buckets [Chickengirl], would you shut up ?
XvJJP2003vX: O...Ok :D
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: Eh...If any of you bother to look at my Signature, Stuff is the name of my dog o.o....Murdoc sucking Stuff? eh....*Coughs*
MaRia: *yawn* Sooo sleepy.... -_- And about that golf thing, it's just a game! Why are you taking it so seriously? O_o Stop whining... *yawn*... still sleepy... -___-
Gina: And high, Vensy, dear
Chickengirl: gah!!!!!!! stoopit stuuupid computer!!!! .... ill just stop talking for a wee-bit......
Noodle: Listen big or small, both me and Russel could bring tears to your eyes. Easy, silly man. Anyway I'm sorry to disturb you in you attempt to surf the net, mr.niccals but we have to reherse. I'll say goodbye till maybe tomorrow for the rest of you. Good to see you!
Chickengirl: gah!!!!!!! stoopit stuuupid computer!!!! .... ill just stop talking for a wee-bit......
Chia: Bye Noodle... and everyone else. I'm off.
XvJJP2003vX: BYEZ
Gina: Bye bye, sweet Noodle!
Zombie Hip h0p X: Good to see u 2 Noodle
AngelKat: Sayonara, Noodle! ^-^
Ash_D_Koltergeizt: *waves to Noodle* Bye Noodle!\ Hey Muds can you answer my question? I'm just curious that's all!! And Shewolf, I think you'd rather be at school then be here for the first 30 minutes of what happened here x)_x
Magical kitten: Adios Noodle. *waves*
Bowser Madius: Same to you [Noodle]. Good to see you again...hopefully 2D will turn up after we clear out this rubble.
Hail_Santa: Bye-bye Noodle. Stay spiffy.
Chickengirl: BYEEEE NOOOOOODLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murdoc: Er... OK tiny. Sorry i gotta go and teach the Gorillaz all my new songs. Show them the power of the plank. That's the bass guitar er,.. not me. Bye. And HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL SAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!