Gorillaz post on the board that they are locked in a studio
Gorillaz Messageboard, September 2003
Murdoc: Help. Urggggggh!!! I'm up Jacob's creek without a paddle! WWhat time is it? My mouth feels like a.... .B. Brillo pad! I'm blind!
Salocin14: MURDOC! THIS IS MY SECOND TIME EVER SEEING YOU SICE THE CHAT IN 2001! HOW ARE YOU DOING? My name is Nicholas Ian Fourteen! I don't think we've ever really talked, but I was the one who asked what you thought about critics calling you Hewlett in a suit back at chat o matic in 2001. How's the album?
Murdoc: I've just woken up in a pool of my own demo tape. I'm covered in tape cleaner and the engineer has locked me in. Christ! I'm never gonna get this damn album finished.
Salocin14: Hey Murdoc, is there anyway I can get the unfinished songs of Gor Beaten or Hand Clapper? Speaking of studio!
Murdoc: How am I? God! I feel like Brian Wilson on a comedown. I've gone through 15,000 song titles, 10 billion chord structures and still I can't find where I left my last melody! Oi! give me a hand! What's a good name for a comeback LP?
Salocin14: Sorry, I shouldn't ask the rock god of such favors, it's just that I'm glad that I'm finally getting to meet you! One of my freind's said she'd pay the salary of your first album to fun you. Not to mention she's a blonde...... Also I think that you should stick with "Fear Of A White Planet". Unless that's been rejected.....
Murdoc: I injured my bass hand when I went er.......banger racing last week and now I can't even sign a cheque. I writing this with my toghfger. Sorry todger!
Salocin14: What's a todger? Sorry, I'm very ignorant. By the way Murdoc, I am a girl....
Murdoc: I can't believe I'm locked in this stupid studio and no-one woke me up. I'm meant to appear on American Pop Idol tonight. I dunno if I'm a contestant or one of the hosts, but I've got a massively wicked song worked out. It'd make those turds great themselves!
GENIOUS_MAN: Holy sweet winnie-bago
Salocin14: Hey MURDOC..... I'm a BLONDE girl. . . . . . . . ;)
zombie-dragon: HOLY SWEET JOCK STRAP!!!!!!!!
Chickengirl: ...........
GENIOUS_MAN: comback lp? ummm..... Murdoc and his thugs... ah well I suck but anyway.
Murdoc: Yeah! Great! Wonderful. Well you better be a BLONDE girl with a Godamn key for this sodding studio 'cos I can't get out! And I was meant to feed my pet crow hours ago. He'll be eating his own legs by the time I get out.o
Chickengirl: is murdoc still here?!?!?!? o.o
Salocin14: Well no I don't.... and I'm a guy...... so sh*t me.....
GENIOUS_MAN: that was your 69th post Murdoc. wow. I ish the special one, btw.
Lunar_Mille: HOLDLY CAT SH IT ON A STICK! HE'S BACK! hee hee, holdly cat sh it on a stick.
Chickengirl: too bad im half peruvian....... hiye Murdoc!! *waves franticly*
Salocin14: Murdoc, don't you have a gun in the studio? Just shoot the glass out! By the way, WHERE are you recording?
zombie-dragon: How the hell should I know? Hey... I wonder if Murdoc thinks I'm a dullard... Because I love the dullard . But Murdie is good.
Chickengirl: yesh... where be u ppls recording the CD.. on a count the studio being run over by evil rabid gorillas.... be u in sum..other studio were yer making the new cd or the movie?
2D: Er... I don't want to scare you Murdoc, but I'm locked in here with you. I do have a key somewhere but I can't find it. I've been watching you... sleeping and......you're quite....beautiful... when you're quiet.
Chickengirl: o_O HIYE 2-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2D: Er... I don't want to scare you Murdoc, but I'm locked in here with you. I do have a key somewhere but I can't find it. I've been watching you... sleeping and......you're quite....beautiful... when you're quiet.
zombie-dragon: Your really supposed to say something when you do that...
Salocin14: Hi 2D! This is the first time we've met! My name is Nicolas! We've talked in the chat before in 2002 actually....
Salocin14: So how ya doin 2D?
GENIOUS_MAN: hahahahah not everyone is perfect, everyone has there double post.
2D: I only came in here looking for Noodle's Tamagotshi pet. It ran away when Russel tried to eat it.
Chickengirl: ......*stands there waiting to see what happens next* i hope a million more ppl dun come in and ruin everything..... like last time.... HEY! WHERE BE NOODLE?!?!?!
zombie-dragon: AAHHHHHH!!! OH MY SWEET JESUS MOTHER OF SWEET HEAVENLY MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok. Now that I'm over that. HI 2D! (You should really give Murdoc a smack, though, y'know?* But, what the hell. I'm just another American fan....... *sigh*
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Chickengirl: why would u wanna eat a tomagochi pet? wooo! i remember back in the day when i had a million of em... yesh, good times, my favourite one i had was a chicken!!! wooo!! and when it died it turned into a fried chicken x_X
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Russel: Hey! I can't get out of this studio! I came in here looking for Noodle and now there's only you two stooges in here. What''s up. I gotta pee! Where's the engineer?
Chickengirl: oh um.... Ash would probobly want me to say hello to Russel.. so um, AshDkoltergeizt says hello everybody!!!!
zombie-dragon: DAMNIT ALL! STOP DOING THAT BEFORE I KNOCK YOU!!!!
Salocin14: OH MY GOD IT'S RUSSEL! I'VE NEVER TALKED TO YOU AT ALL! MY NAME IS NICOLAS IAN FOURTEEN!
GENIOUS_MAN: why must you quote yourself? it's wasting space. like this. can you guys tell us what kind of music are you basing your next album on?
Salocin14: HEY RUSSEL? HOW COME GOR BEATEN AND HAND CLAPPER WEREN'T EVER RELEASED?
AND CAN I GET THE UNFINISHEDS?
Chickengirl: um yea, AshDkoltergeizt says hello Russel..... er... whats wrong with u zombie......? er... what studio are u in? i thought teh official gorillaz studio was all.. poopified....
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) Er.. If you, 2D and Murdoc are in here...that means that all four of us are in here and we have no way out!!
zombie-dragon: Nothing. My only problem is this girl over here. Can I please hurt her? Please?
Lunar_Mille: Weird. I was reading a fanfic and in it, you said the exact same thing. Weird. Oh and Russel, It is a pleasure meeting you. I'll just leave it at that before I say anything disturbing.
Salocin14: OH NO EVERYONE'S TRAPPED NOO!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
GENIOUS_MAN: hi everyone. now that your all here. I think ther needs to be some wind... Er, sclience broken.
Chickengirl: ARE U MAD AT ME ZOMBIE?!!?!??!?!?!?! oh..... HIYE NOODLE!!!!!! konichiwa........ that was really stupid. *shoots self*
zombie-dragon: *sniffle* I was all red an happy before this silicon girl came here. Now I'm all pale and white.... No, wait. Nevermind. I'm always pale and white.
zombie-dragon: *sniffle* I was all red an happy before this silicon girl came here. Now I'm all pale and white.... No, wait. Nevermind. I'm always pale and white.
Chickengirl: so your not mad at me?? are all the Gorillaz trapped in one room? im a liitle bit confuzed now.
zombie-dragon: Trapped in the same room? Why? I mean they must be able to get around the studio.....
Salocin14: OH NO EVERYONE'S TRAPPED NOO!!!!!BY THE WAY PLEASE AWNSER MY QUESTION! IS THERE ANYWAY TO SCORE THE UNFINISHEDS OF GOR BEATEN AND HAND CLAPPER?
zombie-dragon: SHUT UP, DIMWIT!!!!!!!!!!
Chickengirl: um.... Salocin... they probobly aren't gonna answer u,,, so dun freak out and keep posting the same thing over and over again...
Murdoc: Great! Double brilliant. Not only am I locked in a wanking studio, but I locked in it with you fools. Wonderful. Next you're gonna tell that the illusionist half-wit David 'need I say' Blaine is in here with us as some kind of half-arsed survival stunt. 44 days of sheer mind-numbing boredom. Please, a gun to my head!
Salocin14: Fine, I can always..... SELL MY GORILLAZ STUFF FOR JACKED UP PRICES!
Chickengirl: *puts a gun to Murdocs head*
zombie-dragon: I SAID SHUT THE FU(K UP! GET THE HELL OUT IF THAT'S ALL YOUR GONNA DO HERE!
GENIOUS_MAN: my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r my bologna has a second name it's m a y e r or so says the elder chameleons
Chickengirl: hey, now that yer all together mabye u should use this time to really bond together and.... play sharades or sumthing...... it can't be that bad Murdoc.....
Salocin14: *Gasps* MURDOC! I HAVE AN IDEA! TAKE CHICKEN GIRL'S GUN AND SHOOT OUT THE GLASS! THEN YOU CAN GET OUT!
Chickengirl: ....................or, u could summon the great powers of the moose estaban who will grant u 3.86 wishes and u can make a wish to get out of the room and then go eat a taco at teh Holiday Inn.
Murdoc: Hm m! Think calmly. What would George Clooney do......
Salocin14: Um Chicken Girl? GIVE HIM THE GOD DAMN GUN! MURDOC! SHOOT OUT THE GLASS WITH CHICKEN GIRLS GUN! YOU CAN GET OUT THAT WAY!
zombie-dragon: For Murdoc it's bad. And he doesn't deserve that gun. Gimme that. He deserves this... *takes out cannon and shoves him in it*
Chickengirl: i think he would summon the great powers of Estaban the moose and wish himself out of there AND GO EAT A TACO AT HOLIDAY INN!!!!!! and then go watch a mobie about retinal surgery
GENIOUS_MAN: why don't you save those wishes and go through the secret escape door?
Salocin14: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MURDOC! 1.GET CHICKEN GIRL 2.TAKE HER GUN AND PURSE 3.SHOOT THE GUN AT THE GLASS AND GET OUT THE STUDIO 4.GO SPEND HER MONEY ON A NEW MUSIC VIDEO!
zombie-dragon: Where? I don't see one. In fact it's a bit dark.
Russel: Hey! Murdoc. Y'know call it Karma, fate, kismet or divine intervention but y'know....all four of us locked in a studio.. together.... a new album that needs to be written....fans online... y'know. Maybe we should work this. Write something here and now. What you say?
GENIOUS_MAN: I doubt chicken girl has enough money.
Chickengirl: well u could, but them tacos are preeettttyyyyy gooood.... hizaaaiii... are the other gorillaz even here anymore??? they just sorta sitting there watching murdoc on a computer of sum sort as he talks to us on teh MB? waves to noodle hi again!!!!
Salocin14: *GASPS* WRITE! WRITE! WRITE WRITE!
zombie-dragon: And some people say I'm dilusional. But I'm telling you. I'm always ignored. But I swear I'm not annoying.
MaRia: *appears* Gorillaz! Uh.. where's Russel?! Murdoc! Hurry up with the new album already. I mean it! People are going crazy here!
GENIOUS_MAN: the world around me crashing down little laughs they can't be found sitting here blissfully not a thing can hurt me. did I do good?
zombie-dragon: Very good, young grasshopper. Welcome to Paradise.... Good song... Um... I... Uh....
MaRia: Russel... marry me! *looks if he's around*... please?
Chickengirl: u should make a song about being stuck in a room together..... or mabye not.... but yea *looks in wallet* i dun have much money.. and i reckon i dun have any bullets in the gun except one. one bullet just in case...... i feel extreamly depressed..... and so yea.. besides, Estaban teh moose might be hard to summon these days, yea...he keeps having to go to all these moose conventions and stuff.... try summoning him in the winter.. where he usually spends his time in his snowy cold Godly little world.....
Salocin14: MURDOC! WHY WON'T YOU STICK TO MY PLAN! ONE BULLET IN THE RIGHT PLACE IN THE GLASS WILL DO IT!
zombie-dragon: What the hell. While were at it.... *runs around looking for 2D*
MaRia: Wha? What plan? I came in soo late!! ;__;
Lunar_Mille: I was ignored through most of my times on the Mb, but slowly I'm getting noticed. There ignoring us because we're talking out of our ass.*slaps herself* shut the hell up, voice in my head!
GENIOUS_MAN: make a song about chameleons. like culture club. cama cama cama.. ok I'll shut up now.
Salocin14: O.K. HOW ABOUT THIS MISTER! *HANDS MURDOC A 75" MACHETTI* AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT THEN JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED! I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU! I HAVE EVERYTHING! THAT SOUNDED WIERD.........
Chickengirl: hey now. i am not talking out of my ass, talking about teh great moose estaban is not ass talk... it is.... mouth talk. so ha!
Murdoc: Well... I guess at a push I could write something where I make the imprisonment in my own studio a metaphor for the solitude and isolation I feel in my own soul, but I think, Russ, that it might be just a bit...gay
zombie-dragon: It's because I'm an American that's crazy over Brits isn't it? *is not looking and walks into a wall* Whatup?
MaRia: *realises that there's no gorillaz talking*... haaaa.. O_O Uh... I'm late. Anyway... hmmm... gorillaz. Which are your new e-mail adresses? I hear that the old ones got hacked and I don't know if you guys are really getting my e-mails... please, tell us? And is 2D a virgin?
V.M.L.: Gorillaz always ignore us. :(...:D
Chickengirl: *eye twitch* why were u so hesitant to say gay?? WHY MUST EVERYONE USE GAY AS AN ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE SUMTHING BAD!??!?!!!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!? *uses last bullet in gun to shoot self* x_X
Salocin14: You know what Murdoc? There is nothing wrong with being gay. I have a gay friend who likes this band ALOT and I don't know what he'd say if he heard you say that..........
Lunar_Mile: Salocin, quit doing that, you're scaring me and the 'Rillaz! So calm the fu ck down, and don't get that hyperventilating all over me. *poof*!
zombie-dragon: If 2D's not a virgin... Then I'm screwed... He's to... sweet not to.
MaRia: MARRIGE..
Salocin14: Yes, 2D is a virgin.
zombie-dragon: DUDE! You just spelled fun and it didn't get edited!
2D: (yawn!) I'm bored and I ain't singing no songs about soul isolation until I've had breakfast. I'm going to sleep until the milkman comes. Goodnight.
MaRia: Must have those virginity rumours of 2D cleared out... in public. O_O
UncuTrickster: The milkman's a bit of a pervert, you know. Anyway. o_o Are you a virgin?
GENIOUS_MAN: I can say f uck because i'm magical
MaRia: [2d], Are you a virgin?
Chickengirl: *wound heals in head* errrrgh... why.... do ppl use that... i thought only americans used gay to describe things the hate GAR!!! IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!! "like oh my god!! that is so GAY!!" thats what everybody says at schoool, weather they're talking about homework, a techer they dun like, sum person they dun like anything!!!!!! why can't ppl just say that is stupid or bad or sumthing else!!!!!!!!!!!
Salocin14: Yea 2D, are you a virgin?
UncuTrickster: Don't pressure the poor sod...he'll answer eventually. I think.
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) If 2D goes, I go. We'll wait till the morning. Night night Murdoc. Don't have hangover in the the morning.
MaRia: Russel, marry me?
Chickengirl: that sounds so sweeeeet. good night noodel and 2-d!!!!
zombie-dragon: You know he's not going to say anything. If he sleeps like me, there's no waking him till he wakes up himself.
UncuTrickster: God. Can they get no rest? XD
Lunar_Mille: Goodnight, don't let the, don't let the, aww forget it. Goodnight Noodle!
zombie-dragon: You know he's not going to say anything. If he sleeps like me, there's no waking him till he wakes up himself.
Chickengirl: what if one of them has to go to the bathroom? theor still locked up in teh same room right? argh, f.uck me sideways i have to study soon.
MaRia: Why does everybody leave when I come?... uh... kon ichi wa noodle san? ^_^..
Salocin14: Good night Gorillaz..let me sing you a lullaby... MAGIC FOR ME MAGIC MAKE NO SOUND IT GOOD FOR ME IT GOOD FOR ME UNDERGROUND MAGIC GOT ME REALLY GOT ME DOWN IT MADE MY CITY IT MAKE MY HEART BEAT NO SOUND SHE MADE ME TELL MY SELF DOWN ON! SHE TURNED MY DAD ON! SHE TURNED MY DAD ON! DAD ON! DAD ON!
UncuTrickster: Yes, do get some sleep. And with me, I sleep until someone wakes me. u-u Once I'm awake, no falling back asleep.
V.M.L.: I think 2-D is too tired to answer. *kisses 2-D's head* Good night. ^_^
Chickengirl: i haaaaaaaaate school and studying... bleh, yet i am looking forward to the new episode of Queer Eye For Teh Straight Guy tonight!! OH YEA!!!!!! im still confuzed tho, if they are all in the same room, where are 2-D and noodle gonna sleep, russel and murdco might keep em awake...
Salocin14: N i g h t 2 D! Y o u s w e e t l i t t l e v i r g i n!
MaRia: *notices that Noodle is leaving*.. uh... sayonara then.... ;_;
UncuTrickster: VML, I think he's gone by now
Murdoc: Crap upon endless crap! sod this! I'm gonna pretend this whole evening was a PCP nightmare. When I wake up, that studio door better be open or I'm gonna end 'Gorillaz' by killing every last godamn one of you. You're useless! I should have been in a band with that nob out of the Libertines. At least he could find in his way in and out of buildings! Goodnight,
Salocin14: MURDOC! THIS IS MY SECOND TIME EVER SEEING YOU SICE THE CHAT IN 2001! HOW ARE YOU DOING? My name is Nicholas Ian Fourteen! I don't think we've ever really talked, but I was the one who asked what you thought about critics calling you Hewlett in a suit back at chat o matic in 2001. How's the album?
Murdoc: I've just woken up in a pool of my own demo tape. I'm covered in tape cleaner and the engineer has locked me in. Christ! I'm never gonna get this damn album finished.
Salocin14: Hey Murdoc, is there anyway I can get the unfinished songs of Gor Beaten or Hand Clapper? Speaking of studio!
Murdoc: How am I? God! I feel like Brian Wilson on a comedown. I've gone through 15,000 song titles, 10 billion chord structures and still I can't find where I left my last melody! Oi! give me a hand! What's a good name for a comeback LP?
Salocin14: Sorry, I shouldn't ask the rock god of such favors, it's just that I'm glad that I'm finally getting to meet you! One of my freind's said she'd pay the salary of your first album to fun you. Not to mention she's a blonde...... Also I think that you should stick with "Fear Of A White Planet". Unless that's been rejected.....
Murdoc: I injured my bass hand when I went er.......banger racing last week and now I can't even sign a cheque. I writing this with my toghfger. Sorry todger!
Salocin14: What's a todger? Sorry, I'm very ignorant. By the way Murdoc, I am a girl....
Murdoc: I can't believe I'm locked in this stupid studio and no-one woke me up. I'm meant to appear on American Pop Idol tonight. I dunno if I'm a contestant or one of the hosts, but I've got a massively wicked song worked out. It'd make those turds great themselves!
GENIOUS_MAN: Holy sweet winnie-bago
Salocin14: Hey MURDOC..... I'm a BLONDE girl. . . . . . . . ;)
zombie-dragon: HOLY SWEET JOCK STRAP!!!!!!!!
Chickengirl: ...........
GENIOUS_MAN: comback lp? ummm..... Murdoc and his thugs... ah well I suck but anyway.
Murdoc: Yeah! Great! Wonderful. Well you better be a BLONDE girl with a Godamn key for this sodding studio 'cos I can't get out! And I was meant to feed my pet crow hours ago. He'll be eating his own legs by the time I get out.o
Chickengirl: is murdoc still here?!?!?!? o.o
Salocin14: Well no I don't.... and I'm a guy...... so sh*t me.....
GENIOUS_MAN: that was your 69th post Murdoc. wow. I ish the special one, btw.
Lunar_Mille: HOLDLY CAT SH IT ON A STICK! HE'S BACK! hee hee, holdly cat sh it on a stick.
Chickengirl: too bad im half peruvian....... hiye Murdoc!! *waves franticly*
Salocin14: Murdoc, don't you have a gun in the studio? Just shoot the glass out! By the way, WHERE are you recording?
zombie-dragon: How the hell should I know? Hey... I wonder if Murdoc thinks I'm a dullard... Because I love the dullard . But Murdie is good.
Chickengirl: yesh... where be u ppls recording the CD.. on a count the studio being run over by evil rabid gorillas.... be u in sum..other studio were yer making the new cd or the movie?
2D: Er... I don't want to scare you Murdoc, but I'm locked in here with you. I do have a key somewhere but I can't find it. I've been watching you... sleeping and......you're quite....beautiful... when you're quiet.
Chickengirl: o_O HIYE 2-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2D: Er... I don't want to scare you Murdoc, but I'm locked in here with you. I do have a key somewhere but I can't find it. I've been watching you... sleeping and......you're quite....beautiful... when you're quiet.
zombie-dragon: Your really supposed to say something when you do that...
Salocin14: Hi 2D! This is the first time we've met! My name is Nicolas! We've talked in the chat before in 2002 actually....
Salocin14: So how ya doin 2D?
GENIOUS_MAN: hahahahah not everyone is perfect, everyone has there double post.
2D: I only came in here looking for Noodle's Tamagotshi pet. It ran away when Russel tried to eat it.
Chickengirl: ......*stands there waiting to see what happens next* i hope a million more ppl dun come in and ruin everything..... like last time.... HEY! WHERE BE NOODLE?!?!?!
zombie-dragon: AAHHHHHH!!! OH MY SWEET JESUS MOTHER OF SWEET HEAVENLY MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok. Now that I'm over that. HI 2D! (You should really give Murdoc a smack, though, y'know?* But, what the hell. I'm just another American fan....... *sigh*
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Chickengirl: why would u wanna eat a tomagochi pet? wooo! i remember back in the day when i had a million of em... yesh, good times, my favourite one i had was a chicken!!! wooo!! and when it died it turned into a fried chicken x_X
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Salocin14: 2D, have you gotten my PMs?
Russel: Hey! I can't get out of this studio! I came in here looking for Noodle and now there's only you two stooges in here. What''s up. I gotta pee! Where's the engineer?
Chickengirl: oh um.... Ash would probobly want me to say hello to Russel.. so um, AshDkoltergeizt says hello everybody!!!!
zombie-dragon: DAMNIT ALL! STOP DOING THAT BEFORE I KNOCK YOU!!!!
Salocin14: OH MY GOD IT'S RUSSEL! I'VE NEVER TALKED TO YOU AT ALL! MY NAME IS NICOLAS IAN FOURTEEN!
GENIOUS_MAN: why must you quote yourself? it's wasting space. like this. can you guys tell us what kind of music are you basing your next album on?
Salocin14: HEY RUSSEL? HOW COME GOR BEATEN AND HAND CLAPPER WEREN'T EVER RELEASED?
AND CAN I GET THE UNFINISHEDS?
Chickengirl: um yea, AshDkoltergeizt says hello Russel..... er... whats wrong with u zombie......? er... what studio are u in? i thought teh official gorillaz studio was all.. poopified....
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) Er.. If you, 2D and Murdoc are in here...that means that all four of us are in here and we have no way out!!
zombie-dragon: Nothing. My only problem is this girl over here. Can I please hurt her? Please?
Lunar_Mille: Weird. I was reading a fanfic and in it, you said the exact same thing. Weird. Oh and Russel, It is a pleasure meeting you. I'll just leave it at that before I say anything disturbing.
Salocin14: OH NO EVERYONE'S TRAPPED NOO!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
GENIOUS_MAN: hi everyone. now that your all here. I think ther needs to be some wind... Er, sclience broken.
Chickengirl: ARE U MAD AT ME ZOMBIE?!!?!??!?!?!?! oh..... HIYE NOODLE!!!!!! konichiwa........ that was really stupid. *shoots self*
zombie-dragon: *sniffle* I was all red an happy before this silicon girl came here. Now I'm all pale and white.... No, wait. Nevermind. I'm always pale and white.
zombie-dragon: *sniffle* I was all red an happy before this silicon girl came here. Now I'm all pale and white.... No, wait. Nevermind. I'm always pale and white.
Chickengirl: so your not mad at me?? are all the Gorillaz trapped in one room? im a liitle bit confuzed now.
zombie-dragon: Trapped in the same room? Why? I mean they must be able to get around the studio.....
Salocin14: OH NO EVERYONE'S TRAPPED NOO!!!!!BY THE WAY PLEASE AWNSER MY QUESTION! IS THERE ANYWAY TO SCORE THE UNFINISHEDS OF GOR BEATEN AND HAND CLAPPER?
zombie-dragon: SHUT UP, DIMWIT!!!!!!!!!!
Chickengirl: um.... Salocin... they probobly aren't gonna answer u,,, so dun freak out and keep posting the same thing over and over again...
Murdoc: Great! Double brilliant. Not only am I locked in a wanking studio, but I locked in it with you fools. Wonderful. Next you're gonna tell that the illusionist half-wit David 'need I say' Blaine is in here with us as some kind of half-arsed survival stunt. 44 days of sheer mind-numbing boredom. Please, a gun to my head!
Salocin14: Fine, I can always..... SELL MY GORILLAZ STUFF FOR JACKED UP PRICES!
Chickengirl: *puts a gun to Murdocs head*
zombie-dragon: I SAID SHUT THE FU(K UP! GET THE HELL OUT IF THAT'S ALL YOUR GONNA DO HERE!
GENIOUS_MAN: my bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r my bologna has a second name it's m a y e r or so says the elder chameleons
Chickengirl: hey, now that yer all together mabye u should use this time to really bond together and.... play sharades or sumthing...... it can't be that bad Murdoc.....
Salocin14: *Gasps* MURDOC! I HAVE AN IDEA! TAKE CHICKEN GIRL'S GUN AND SHOOT OUT THE GLASS! THEN YOU CAN GET OUT!
Chickengirl: ....................or, u could summon the great powers of the moose estaban who will grant u 3.86 wishes and u can make a wish to get out of the room and then go eat a taco at teh Holiday Inn.
Murdoc: Hm m! Think calmly. What would George Clooney do......
Salocin14: Um Chicken Girl? GIVE HIM THE GOD DAMN GUN! MURDOC! SHOOT OUT THE GLASS WITH CHICKEN GIRLS GUN! YOU CAN GET OUT THAT WAY!
zombie-dragon: For Murdoc it's bad. And he doesn't deserve that gun. Gimme that. He deserves this... *takes out cannon and shoves him in it*
Chickengirl: i think he would summon the great powers of Estaban the moose and wish himself out of there AND GO EAT A TACO AT HOLIDAY INN!!!!!! and then go watch a mobie about retinal surgery
GENIOUS_MAN: why don't you save those wishes and go through the secret escape door?
Salocin14: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MURDOC! 1.GET CHICKEN GIRL 2.TAKE HER GUN AND PURSE 3.SHOOT THE GUN AT THE GLASS AND GET OUT THE STUDIO 4.GO SPEND HER MONEY ON A NEW MUSIC VIDEO!
zombie-dragon: Where? I don't see one. In fact it's a bit dark.
Russel: Hey! Murdoc. Y'know call it Karma, fate, kismet or divine intervention but y'know....all four of us locked in a studio.. together.... a new album that needs to be written....fans online... y'know. Maybe we should work this. Write something here and now. What you say?
GENIOUS_MAN: I doubt chicken girl has enough money.
Chickengirl: well u could, but them tacos are preeettttyyyyy gooood.... hizaaaiii... are the other gorillaz even here anymore??? they just sorta sitting there watching murdoc on a computer of sum sort as he talks to us on teh MB? waves to noodle hi again!!!!
Salocin14: *GASPS* WRITE! WRITE! WRITE WRITE!
zombie-dragon: And some people say I'm dilusional. But I'm telling you. I'm always ignored. But I swear I'm not annoying.
MaRia: *appears* Gorillaz! Uh.. where's Russel?! Murdoc! Hurry up with the new album already. I mean it! People are going crazy here!
GENIOUS_MAN: the world around me crashing down little laughs they can't be found sitting here blissfully not a thing can hurt me. did I do good?
zombie-dragon: Very good, young grasshopper. Welcome to Paradise.... Good song... Um... I... Uh....
MaRia: Russel... marry me! *looks if he's around*... please?
Chickengirl: u should make a song about being stuck in a room together..... or mabye not.... but yea *looks in wallet* i dun have much money.. and i reckon i dun have any bullets in the gun except one. one bullet just in case...... i feel extreamly depressed..... and so yea.. besides, Estaban teh moose might be hard to summon these days, yea...he keeps having to go to all these moose conventions and stuff.... try summoning him in the winter.. where he usually spends his time in his snowy cold Godly little world.....
Salocin14: MURDOC! WHY WON'T YOU STICK TO MY PLAN! ONE BULLET IN THE RIGHT PLACE IN THE GLASS WILL DO IT!
zombie-dragon: What the hell. While were at it.... *runs around looking for 2D*
MaRia: Wha? What plan? I came in soo late!! ;__;
Lunar_Mille: I was ignored through most of my times on the Mb, but slowly I'm getting noticed. There ignoring us because we're talking out of our ass.*slaps herself* shut the hell up, voice in my head!
GENIOUS_MAN: make a song about chameleons. like culture club. cama cama cama.. ok I'll shut up now.
Salocin14: O.K. HOW ABOUT THIS MISTER! *HANDS MURDOC A 75" MACHETTI* AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT THEN JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED! I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU! I HAVE EVERYTHING! THAT SOUNDED WIERD.........
Chickengirl: hey now. i am not talking out of my ass, talking about teh great moose estaban is not ass talk... it is.... mouth talk. so ha!
Murdoc: Well... I guess at a push I could write something where I make the imprisonment in my own studio a metaphor for the solitude and isolation I feel in my own soul, but I think, Russ, that it might be just a bit...gay
zombie-dragon: It's because I'm an American that's crazy over Brits isn't it? *is not looking and walks into a wall* Whatup?
MaRia: *realises that there's no gorillaz talking*... haaaa.. O_O Uh... I'm late. Anyway... hmmm... gorillaz. Which are your new e-mail adresses? I hear that the old ones got hacked and I don't know if you guys are really getting my e-mails... please, tell us? And is 2D a virgin?
V.M.L.: Gorillaz always ignore us. :(...:D
Chickengirl: *eye twitch* why were u so hesitant to say gay?? WHY MUST EVERYONE USE GAY AS AN ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE SUMTHING BAD!??!?!!!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!? *uses last bullet in gun to shoot self* x_X
Salocin14: You know what Murdoc? There is nothing wrong with being gay. I have a gay friend who likes this band ALOT and I don't know what he'd say if he heard you say that..........
Lunar_Mile: Salocin, quit doing that, you're scaring me and the 'Rillaz! So calm the fu ck down, and don't get that hyperventilating all over me. *poof*!
zombie-dragon: If 2D's not a virgin... Then I'm screwed... He's to... sweet not to.
MaRia: MARRIGE..
Salocin14: Yes, 2D is a virgin.
zombie-dragon: DUDE! You just spelled fun and it didn't get edited!
2D: (yawn!) I'm bored and I ain't singing no songs about soul isolation until I've had breakfast. I'm going to sleep until the milkman comes. Goodnight.
MaRia: Must have those virginity rumours of 2D cleared out... in public. O_O
UncuTrickster: The milkman's a bit of a pervert, you know. Anyway. o_o Are you a virgin?
GENIOUS_MAN: I can say f uck because i'm magical
MaRia: [2d], Are you a virgin?
Chickengirl: *wound heals in head* errrrgh... why.... do ppl use that... i thought only americans used gay to describe things the hate GAR!!! IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!! "like oh my god!! that is so GAY!!" thats what everybody says at schoool, weather they're talking about homework, a techer they dun like, sum person they dun like anything!!!!!! why can't ppl just say that is stupid or bad or sumthing else!!!!!!!!!!!
Salocin14: Yea 2D, are you a virgin?
UncuTrickster: Don't pressure the poor sod...he'll answer eventually. I think.
Noodle: (translated from Japanese) If 2D goes, I go. We'll wait till the morning. Night night Murdoc. Don't have hangover in the the morning.
MaRia: Russel, marry me?
Chickengirl: that sounds so sweeeeet. good night noodel and 2-d!!!!
zombie-dragon: You know he's not going to say anything. If he sleeps like me, there's no waking him till he wakes up himself.
UncuTrickster: God. Can they get no rest? XD
Lunar_Mille: Goodnight, don't let the, don't let the, aww forget it. Goodnight Noodle!
zombie-dragon: You know he's not going to say anything. If he sleeps like me, there's no waking him till he wakes up himself.
Chickengirl: what if one of them has to go to the bathroom? theor still locked up in teh same room right? argh, f.uck me sideways i have to study soon.
MaRia: Why does everybody leave when I come?... uh... kon ichi wa noodle san? ^_^..
Salocin14: Good night Gorillaz..let me sing you a lullaby... MAGIC FOR ME MAGIC MAKE NO SOUND IT GOOD FOR ME IT GOOD FOR ME UNDERGROUND MAGIC GOT ME REALLY GOT ME DOWN IT MADE MY CITY IT MAKE MY HEART BEAT NO SOUND SHE MADE ME TELL MY SELF DOWN ON! SHE TURNED MY DAD ON! SHE TURNED MY DAD ON! DAD ON! DAD ON!
UncuTrickster: Yes, do get some sleep. And with me, I sleep until someone wakes me. u-u Once I'm awake, no falling back asleep.
V.M.L.: I think 2-D is too tired to answer. *kisses 2-D's head* Good night. ^_^
Chickengirl: i haaaaaaaaate school and studying... bleh, yet i am looking forward to the new episode of Queer Eye For Teh Straight Guy tonight!! OH YEA!!!!!! im still confuzed tho, if they are all in the same room, where are 2-D and noodle gonna sleep, russel and murdco might keep em awake...
Salocin14: N i g h t 2 D! Y o u s w e e t l i t t l e v i r g i n!
MaRia: *notices that Noodle is leaving*.. uh... sayonara then.... ;_;
UncuTrickster: VML, I think he's gone by now
Murdoc: Crap upon endless crap! sod this! I'm gonna pretend this whole evening was a PCP nightmare. When I wake up, that studio door better be open or I'm gonna end 'Gorillaz' by killing every last godamn one of you. You're useless! I should have been in a band with that nob out of the Libertines. At least he could find in his way in and out of buildings! Goodnight,